Can I eat your poop?

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A Crying Goblin said:
Will it be soft serve, milk shake, regular, crunchy, or extra hard?
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>crunchy
whenever i hear crunchy i think of this crunchy little fuck
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I just need you to understand that I take a medication called Plaquenil, which has a main side effect of gut rumbling pasty shits, and I eat a lot of Mexican food. My bowel movements are unholy. They smell of burnt hair and sulfuric meat rot. I also eat a fuckton of fancy cured meats and soft cheeses. The consistency is something like fresh asphalt mixed with bubbling mud. There is never any corn despite the Mexican food which is mildly concerning, but the volume is rather impressive. Also my shit is greasy like a used car salesman in South Jersey. You still want a taste?
 
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Sorry, I just deposited the rest of my bowel movement in @Bargain Bin Laden 's mouth. It was a very intimate moment, I looked him deep in the eyes as I emptied myself into his eager, loving, waiting mouth. I filled it up with my excrement, and I could feel the intimate love between us as I passed on yesterday's burrito to his digestive tract. You and I could never have that. All my poop belong to BBL.
 
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AgendaPoster said:
Providing quality Q&A content I see, Mr. Cobson
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Thank you now give me a dollar

quackrock said:
Sorry, I need it.
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Harbinger of Kali Yuga said:
Sorry, I just deposited the rest of my bowel movement in @Bargain Bin Laden 's mouth. It was a very intimate moment, I looked him deep in the eyes as I emptied myself into his eager, loving, waiting mouth. I filled it up with my excrement, and I could feel the intimate love between us as I passed on yesterday's burrito to his digestive tract. You and I could never have that. All my poop belong to BBL.
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Fuck you two
 
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