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If there's a more fuckable lolcow
Uh, Laci Green? Literally any lolcow whose tits don't sag down to her navel.
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If there's a more fuckable lolcow
Uh, Laci Green? Literally any lolcow whose tits don't sag down to her navel.
A clip of Brittany made an appearance on the front page of Worldstar Hiphop lmao
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Chick Is Tired Of Thirsty Guys Asking Her For Sex! "It's Reserved For The Person That Deserves It"
Brittany Venti doesn't care how polite or nice you are, you cannot have her. Posted By Ghostwww.worldstarhiphop.com
Even worldstar knew better than youdidn't she get banned from twitch for making cookies with actual soil lol
Stuff like this keeps making me wonder if Venti is a lot smarter than she pretends, but if so, that means she chooses to be a sad failure who lives in squalor for some reason.Mud cakes -in the most literal sense- are a thing in Haiti though. So she's not even being disingenuous. This video on it is worth a laugh, because of the mental gymnastics of this nitwit host.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DymkAsjNtv0
Stuff like this keeps making me wonder if Venti is a lot smarter than she pretends, but if so, that means she chooses to be a sad failure who lives in squalor for some reason.
You see this sentiment a lot when people try to defend their pet ethots from criticism. "Oh [Shoe0nHead/Jenny Nicholson/Brittany Venti/etc.] is so clever because she was able to express a semi-coherent thought in one of her videos." And they say it in the same tone as someone who claims their dog is smart because it can pull open doors with its paw.
Brittany, like most ethots, is probably of average or slightly less than average intelligence. She possess the ability to observe, to learn and to hold abstract thoughts. She can think through problems, and come up with new solutions to them. She can even complete complex tasks if properly trained.
In other words, don't confuse normal human intelligence with cleverness. Brittany is many things, but she's not smart.
Or maybe they're just stupidI sometimes get the feeling that some of the ethots are actually rather intelligent but too broken from bad childhoods/decisions to utilize their intelligence in any meaningful or reasonable manner so they wrap everything up in a veneer of stupid thottery because that's easier than trying to be a better person.
And the average haitan is more african than the average african american. Embarrassing.Mud cakes -in the most literal sense- are a thing in Haiti though. So she's not even being disingenuous. This video on it is worth a laugh, because of the mental gymnastics of this nitwit host.
Stuff like this keeps making me wonder if Venti is a lot smarter than she pretends, but if so, that means she chooses to be a sad failure who lives in squalor for some reason.
This video has the same energy as a failed Proving Ground thread.Yup, she went after Martina (and failed). It only has a little over 35k views, so I'd call that a failure.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NWfx4AiydJg
I'm normally put off by the whole astrology/numerology/wiccan crap so I'll give her that, but even then, Martina is definitely not a "lolcow"... speaks more about herself rather than Martina.
Interesting intro, tho:
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Takes one to know one, eh Brittany? :^)