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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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I'm an ex smoker and I love the smell of other people smoking. Especially in a beer garden on a hot day a couple of pints in.

Though I dont like the smell of people after they have smoked.
 
If you are able to ask for another then you are able to drink another.
Once the bar staff figures out he’s the type of English who can drink ten pints, be polite, and leave a tip he’ll be fine.

Sadly there’s too many of us who try to drink ten pints but starts throwing chairs at people around pint eight.

There’s an Irish bar in Rome I like to spend a Saturday afternoon and watch the footy when I’m over there, and if there’s new staff who don’t know me you can see they’re on edge that an Englishman is tanning Guinness for five hours who is interested in football rather than the upper class homosexual foreplay known as rugby union.
 
My morrisons has a new jeeta working in the self-checkouts. She came up behind me while I was mashing the stupid touch screen and asked if I was ready to pay, then immediately grabbed my bags and started fucking around with them, telling me I have to put them on the machine first. Kept insisting and tugging at the bag I was holding while I just sort of stared at her. I assume she thought she was being helpful, but she just would not shut up or let go of the fucking bag until I snapped at her to go away. It was such a weird interaction.
 
My morrisons has a new jeeta working in the self-checkouts. She came up behind me while I was mashing the stupid touch screen and asked if I was ready to pay, then immediately grabbed my bags and started fucking around with them, telling me I have to put them on the machine first. Kept insisting and tugging at the bag I was holding while I just sort of stared at her. I assume she thought she was being helpful, but she just would not shut up or let go of the fucking bag until I snapped at her to go away. It was such a weird interaction.
I've developed a real hate of self checkouts. Especially those cunts who insist on taking a full trolley shop to the bit for baskets.

Honestly switching to Ocado was the best thing I ever did, and I say this as someone who doesn't buy anything else online. It's comparable to Tesco for prices, reliable, the drivers are helpful and polite and I don't have to deal with shenanigans.
 
Honestly switching to Ocado was the best thing I ever did, and I say this as someone who doesn't buy anything else online. It's comparable to Tesco for prices, reliable, the drivers are helpful and polite and I don't have to deal with shenanigans.
The drivers here are all third worlders who barely talk English. Morrisons is the only online shopping that has white drivers in my area. And some of them have more fingers than teeth..
 
British people complaining about heat. This thread needs a thrashing. Enjoy it while it lasts you terrible bunch.
Especially those cunts who insist on taking a full trolley shop to the bit for baskets.
To defend those cunts these days they do it because the ones that aren't self-service are overwhelmingly not open so the couple that are have ludicrous queues.
 
And yeah Restore absolutely should stand whether it dilutes the vote or not. Burnham will pull all the same tricks and Labour will still be hated, much more important that more people hear Restores message.
I have come around to Restore standing in Makerfield. The "splitting the vote" tactic is going to get used against them whatever they do and whatever happens:
* Run and Reform lose? Blame Restore.
* Don't run and Reform lose? Say it was close and winning at the next one depends on Restore continuing to not run.
* Don't run and Reform win? Say would have lost if Restore ran
* Run and Reform win anyway? Best result for Restore: hard to blame them convincingly.

But really, Reform will always push the splitting the vote angle regardless. So they might as well run and get some practice and ground game in. Plus every percentage point they get is more pressure on Reform to adopt Restore policies / try to court Restore voters.

Also, I saw in the Restore thread that Farage has just formed his obligatory Friends of Israel groups as required.

Labour’s ruling National Executive Committee has banned its councillors from forming alliances with the Greens, resulting in the party doing a deal with the Tories to remain in power at a west London local authority.
The Green Party is no longer an ally. It has become... a rival.
 
I believe we have hit defcon level 1. The heat is hot enough to melt the choccy biccy chocolate. I repeat the choccy biccies are melting. The sun will pay for it's transgressions against God and McVitie's.
 
I've developed a real hate of self checkouts. Especially those cunts who insist on taking a full trolley shop to the bit for baskets.

Honestly switching to Ocado was the best thing I ever did, and I say this as someone who doesn't buy anything else online. It's comparable to Tesco for prices, reliable, the drivers are helpful and polite and I don't have to deal with shenanigans.
I miss the old days when you’d load it up with tins and then “not see” that the overpriced French cheese didn’t scan and you could save a fortune.

Fuck these new finally tuned machines.
Everton sucks - that is all. Signed an Arsenal fan.
If we didn’t lose them Mossad was going to drone strike our new stadium.
 
The Scottish Greens fella, on a student visa, turns out to be a liar. He is not a working class povo, and actually went to a private school and incredibly 'bougie' university, quelle surprise, and lied about being 'descended from prostitutes' (his parents are literal doctors and engineers). It seems he has a fetish for being a hijra. The Scottish Greens (who's co-leader wants to ban all private education) have refused to comment on the whole family being privately educated. It is also understood that begging for cash online might violate some terms of his student visa.
The private-school past of Green MSP who ‘grew up starving’
Q Manivannan attended an expensive school and university in India before campaigning to be voice for the ‘working class and marginalised’ at Holyrood

A newly elected Scottish Green politician who claimed to be from a disadvantaged background in India in fact had a privileged upbringing, including attending an exclusive private school, it can be revealed.

Q Manivannan became a Holyrood MSP this month despite being on a student visa, meaning the politician may be forced to leave the country before the term ends.

Before being elected, Manivannan, who identifies as non-binary and uses the pronouns they/them, told party members that as a “queer Tamil immigrant” they would be a voice for the “working class and marginalised”.

On the campaign trail, Manivannan claimed a disadvantaged, “lower caste” background, implying that they were among the most marginalised groups in Indian society, and said at times that they were “hungry because I was starved”.

Shortly before being elected MSP for Edinburgh & Lothians East, Manivannan also claimed “[I had] saved and worked and lied and begged” to get a PhD, from the University of St Andrews, while loved ones back home faced the “full force of digital, infrastructural, carceral, and affective violence in India”.

However, an investigation by The Sunday Times has found that Manivannan comes from an upper middle-class household in Chennai, one of India’s wealthiest, most cosmopolitan cities. Although the Scottish Greens want to ban private schooling, Manivannan attended both private high school and university, and went on to run a subsidiary of an Indian business that coaches the children of the super-rich to access the world’s elite institutions.


Manivannan claimed to have been descended from “courtesans, dancers, musicians, hunters, and prostitutes”, but the MSP’s family has in fact held professional, high-status roles for at least two generations.

The politician’s father, Manivannan Dasarathi, a tennis champion in his youth, has degrees in chemical engineering and business administration. His public profile says he has “43 years [of] industrial experience in government and private sectors in senior management positions”, including running his own advisory firm since 2004.

Manivannan’s paternal grandmother ran a medical clinic, the MSP revealed in a blog. Manivannan’s mother, Rajachitra Manivannan, has a successful career in academia and the family’s maternal grandmother was a trailblazing gynaecologist who built a hospital in the town of Tirupattur, according to an online interview with Q Manivannan’s sister. It is understood that their parents are now retired.

The family’s success allowed Manivannan to benefit from a private education out of reach of the vast majority of Indians. The MSP did not discuss their own education in India on the campaign trail, and any schooling before St Andrews is absent from Manivannan’s public LinkedIn profile.

The MSP and the party’s press office did not provide details of Manivannan’s schooling when it was requested by The Times, which asked for the information from all MSPs.

Manivannan, who was born Srivatsan Manivannan before adopting the forename Q, attended Bhavan’s Rajaji Vidyashram, a mid-range private school in Chennai, costing about £600 a year. Though the fees are modest compared with the UK, the average annual income in Manivannan’s home state is estimated to be about £3,200.

Students say it is one of the hardest institutions to get into in the city. It is known for impressive sports facilities and runs international excursions, which students fund themselves, such as trips to Nasa in the United States. Manivannan took full advantage of its extracurricular activities, running a school-linked Chennai debate club and founding a quiz club, according to public records and former students.

The MSP then went to OP Jindal Global University, in the state of Haryana, one of India’s best-known private liberal arts and law universities, taking a BA in liberal arts and humanities between 2015 and 2018.

The university caters to the upper-middle classes and is about 30 times more expensive on average than India’s more competitive, and prestigious, public universities. The total annual cost of a BA at the university, including tuition, accommodation and other extras, ranges from from £7,800 to £9,300, compared with under £300 on average at public universities.

A student from Haryana who studied at Ashoka University in Delhi, which serves a similar market, said: “It’s a fairly bougie university. Often it’s fancy kids who couldn’t go to colleges abroad who go to Ashoka and Jindal.” The student asked not to be named.

In 2019, Manivannan went to work at Essai Education, a high-end educational consultancy in Delhi that helps the children of India’s super-rich elite to get places at top international universities such as Harvard, Yale, Oxford and Cambridge.

Those who studied and worked with Manivannan in India described them as kind, conscientious and intelligent. A former colleague recalled the MSP fondly, saying Manivannan was “adorable”, “always smiling” and had a “great sense of humour”.

The job had been to assist “really high-end” clients whose teenage children would be dropped off at the offices in luxury cars by private drivers, they said.

Another former colleague at Essai said Manivannan had been “very justice orientated” helping to organise peaceful sit-in protests about a controversial citizenship law. The consultancy “paid insanely well”, she said.

Since leaving India, Manivannan has maintained close links with Essai and its subsidiary firm, Discover, which connects high school students with PhD researchers to boost their chances of getting into elite overseas boarding schools and universities.

A job advert Manivannan posted last year described Discover as “my research mentorship firm” and said the services it offered included “homework review/delivery” for high school students by PhD-level academics.

Manivannan will be obliged to declare any external income on the Holyrood register of interests. A source close to Manivannan said the MSP was now working with Discover in a voluntary and advisory role but had been phasing it out since the election.

The Scottish Tories said that members of the Scottish Greens, a party with a co-leader who unapologetically favours a ban on private education, might not have supported Manivannan’s candidacy in such high numbers had they known about this privileged upbringing and apparent interest in private education.

Despite having joined the Scottish Greens only in January last year, thanks to internal elections Manivannan was ranked third by members on the party’s candidate list in Edinburgh & Lothians East, where the party has its highest support, in July.

Under Holyrood’s electoral system, in which voters back a party rather than an individual with their second ballot, the number of votes cast for the Greens in Edinburgh & Lothians East was more than enough to get Manivannan a parliamentary seat.

In the candidate statement, the MSP described themselves as a “queer Tamil immigrant” and a “community organiser, teacher, and policy expert” who would fight for “radical change” for the marginalised working class.

A spokesman for the Scottish Tories said: “It appears that Q Manivannan has questions to answer after apparently pulling the wool over the eyes of the Scottish Greens.

“This new MSP wouldn’t be the first left-wing politician to embellish their supposedly working-class credentials to curry favour. But the public expect those they elect to be transparent and honest about their life before politics, rather than peddling false information about what they have done and where they came from.”

By 2020, Manivannan was in Ireland at Trinity College Dublin, studying for a Master of Philosophy in international peace studies. The following year they enrolled at St Andrews in Fife, and two months ago submitted a PhD thesis on “narrating anti-authoritarian resistance”, in pursuit of a doctorate in philosophy.

Dublin and St Andrews are two of the most notoriously expensive places to study as students in the UK and Ireland, outside of London. Fees for international students for the MPhil programme at Trinity are currently €18,720 (£16,200) per year. It is understood that Manivannan took out a loan to support their studies and received a scholarship that went towards undergraduate fees.

Manivannan’s older sister, Aishwarya, travelled to Edinburgh to watch them take the oath to become an MSP this month.

She founded what was described as “Chennai’s premier academy for art & design foundation studies, portfolio development, creative programs, and career mentoring” in 2012, which also offers bespoke private services to help students get into some of the world’s best visual arts institutions. Its headquarters is in the upmarket Adyar district of the city.

Aishwarya also benefitted from a private education, including a qualification from Lasalle College of the Arts in Singapore, the leading institution of its kind in Asia. For non-funded, international students a BA programme costs about £22,000 per year. It is not known whether she received a scholarship.

Manivannan recently sent a message to Green members “begging for cash” to help pay for visa costs. An online crowdfunder set up by Manivannan, since deleted but seen by The Sunday Times, showed that £1,066 had been donated towards the £2,089 cost of applying for a graduate visa, which would allow another three years in Britain.

Manivannan made clear that they will apply for a longer-term global talent visa, which costs £5,049. The crowdfunder said “I already qualify for a global talent visa”, although independent experts questioned the claim, saying it was unlikely that the MSP would receive one under strict rules.

Although approval for a graduate visa is expected to be a formality, it would allow Manivannan to remain in the UK only until 2029. The Holyrood term runs until the spring of 2031.

The Scottish Greens declined to comment.
Not relevant but the Tamil Tigers were the first terrorist group to actively seek out and recruit women, so they could suicide bomb markets better.
 
Not relevant but the Tamil Tigers were the first terrorist group to actively seek out and recruit women, so they could suicide bomb markets better.
They were almost all annihilated after the Buddhist monks of the country told the government not to cuck to a UN peace plan which would have split the country and guaranteed an eternal civil war.

The Sri Lankan military must have had some top tier CIA advisors as they launched a lightening quick campaign out of nowhere and utterly buck broke the Tamils.

Although M.I.A. has some tunes.
 
I am fucking dying from this heat. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Look it’s been the longest most desolate miserable winter in years. Today it’s sunny. Enjoy it.
Got home from work and slept a bit. Got upto find his nibs horribly sunburnt on his back because he was out doing something with creosote on midday sun. Every. Fucking. Year we go through this.

His head looks like a Belisha beacon.
Ah, one of the ‘sun cream is for poofters’ types. Get him a hat
I can't even eat. It's too hot! Too fucking hot! I'm eating oranges from the fridge instead of cooking dinner. It's inhuman!
Run the bath full of cold water in the morning and sit in it every time you get too hot. Close the curtains and windows when the sun is on the windows. Once it cools off open the windows, and run the extractor fan in the kitchen to pull cooler in on from outside. If you’ve got sash windows learn how to use them properly.
You’re not allowed to moan about the heat u til we’ve had three consecutive nights over 20c.
Assuming it's done just right, I'd probably say parsnips.
Correct answer. Parsnips are divine. A close second is sprouts lightly steamed then roasted with chestnuts (and bacon bits for non vegetarians…) toasted cauliflower is darn good too though.
Total northern meteorological supremacy - rarely gets over 30, cools off at night. Pity the Londoners in their heat island.
 
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