UK British News Megathread - aka CWCissey's news thread

Karognis · Apr 12, 2026

teriyakiburns said:
Oh I'm sure they have one, but the rozzers are busy don't-look-back-in-angering the victim until she recants it and says it was actually big baz and his mates from the pub.

They're meant to look after us. I never got how're they're the Filth until now.

escampar · Apr 12, 2026

Scarlett Johansson said:
I do remember yugioh cards though.

Kofi Drinka said:
The drama they cause isn't worth it for the school. If a kid steals your Charizard ultra mega faggot card (worth £500) how the fuck do you prove it was yours? It's a mass market item which can't be marked in any way. So the teachers are in a shit situation.

Same with uneven trades wanting to be swapped back. If you make a bad trade the teacher has to decide which kid is in the wrong on items they don't understand.

They're just a nightmare to deal with as a toy.

Very on-point description of that particular shit-show. Still, I'll take things a little further and ponder 2 additional points:
1. It's probably for the best that a hobby like collectible cards is frowned upon at educational institutions because at the end-of-the-day, for the most part, a primary pillar of the experience is gambling.
2. I remember playground card playing and I can't help but imagine that, nowadays, children desperately should be interacting more face-to-face, socializing, etc. And despite recalling the exact kinda shit-show at school you accurately described, I also remember learning, unironically, economic basics from card value and getting swindled and sales tactics, psychological manipulation. Like, yeah, some of it sucked, but that's valuable life-experience!

And, like, I learned those lessons and all I lost were autistic children's trading cards?
Sounds like a good deal to me.

Kofi Drinka said:
Yugioh fags were always just niggers shouting shit at each other and not understanding what any of the cards say. Which is different from other games because usually it's white men shouting shit at each other and not understanding what any of the cards say.

Early official Yu-Gi-Oh! was fun and simple enough for children to enjoy. What it's become is unrecognizable. But feel free to check out the Yu-Gi-Oh! thread here if you want deeper discussion on that nonsense.

Kofi Drinka · Apr 12, 2026

escampar said:
1. It's probably for the best that a hobby like collectible cards is frowned upon at educational institutions because at the end-of-the-day, for the most part, a primary pillar of the experience is gambling.

A little bit of gambling is good for kids. Opening sticker packs and learning to deal with trades and such teaches valuable lessons like you said.

escampar said:
2. I remember playground card playing and I can't help but imagine that, nowadays, children desperately should be interacting more face-to-face, socializing, etc. And despite recalling the exact kinda shit-show at school you accurately described, I also remember learning, unironically, economic basics from card value and getting swindled and sales tactics, psychological manipulation. Like, yeah, some of it sucked, but that's valuable life-experience!

Youtube has RUINED TCGs for kids. They want the latest pokemon pack to try and open the £500 charizard card. Not so they can play with the cards inside. It's all speculation and it sucks the fun out of everything.

Heinrich Maneuver · Apr 12, 2026

Poisoned meat has been found in parks in West London, with dogs eating it and falling sick. The article also mentions reports of razor blades in tennis balls.

Police have issued a warning after suspected poisoned meat was found in two west London green spaces, leaving animals seriously ill and dead.

The Metropolitan Police said chicken which is believed to have contained toxins had been discovered in both Holland Park and Brompton Cemetery over several days.

A dog was reported to have eaten some of the meat and subsequently became "very unwell", while two foxes were found dead with no obvious signs of injury.

Officers believe the meat may have been deliberately placed to harm animals, either targeting foxes or dogs.
Professional dog walker Kris Sikora said this kind of activity was not unheard of.

"In this case, it's poison meat," he said. "Before we've had toys that have been left around that have been poisoned. The worst one that really shocked me was razor blades being left in tennis balls."

Dog owners are being urged to remain vigilant and prevent pets from scavenging while in the area. In Brompton Cemetery, police have reminded the public that dogs should be kept on leads at all times.

One woman walking her dog in Holland Park told BBC London: "I'm totally disgusted. I can't even imagine why anyone would do that."
Another dog walker said: "It's absolutely horrendous. I'm not sure if someone's doing it for a spiteful reason.
"It will stop people coming to the park with their dogs."

Sikora advised dog owners to "take all the necessary steps" if they see their dog eat something unknown and take them to the vets to be checked out.
"The best advice I can give is to just stay vas vigilant as possible," he added.

The same has also occurred in Birmingham

Kofi Drinka · Apr 12, 2026

Razor blades in tennis balls?

Otterly · Apr 12, 2026

Kofi Drinka said:
If I make it to 70 it'll be a fucking miracle. I'll be shanked for my magic the gathering decks long before then..

I think I’m just going to quietly die of sadness, well before my next decade

LXXVII Brigade said:
I can confirm you are.

Oh I do hope so.

femboy fart huffer said:
Why do they just exist there and do nothing. Do they not just get bored sitting around doing nothing?

I first encountered this when travelling as a student. The women of a place were busy. They’d have a child on their back, while they were planting rice. Or they’d be chatting, while sweeping, or they’d be carrying bricks, or plaiting new rugs, or in the case of one particularly delightful old lady, attempting to sell the jewellery she’d made and raw heroin to me (I purchased the former , declined the latter.) but the men… they just… milled around in groups. The women did all the work, and the men just sat, and smoked.
It’s so very intimidating to be stared at by groups of men like that.

Morethanabitfoolish · Apr 12, 2026

Heinrich Maneuver said:
Poisoned meat has been found in parks in West London, with dogs eating it and falling sick. The article also mentions reports of razor blades in tennis balls.

Unironically I would support flogging to death people doing this shit.
"Oh but Foolish, it's only animals," scum that would do this to an animal would do similar or worse to anything they have power over.

News time

"We're unbiased," lies regulator

https://archive.ph/jbLqH

Ofcom is back in the headlines – once again, for the wrong reasons.

The broadcasting regulator has come under scrutiny after filings revealed it awarded £50,000 in 2025 to The Guardian Foundation, the charitable arm of The Guardian, to support its “Untold Stories” project. The initiative aims to teach news and literacy skills to children in deprived areas of London and Greater Manchester.
On its face, the funding falls within Ofcom’s statutory duty to promote media literacy. But the decision to channel public money into a charity closely linked to a prominent news outlet has raised eyebrows – particularly given Ofcom’s increasingly assertive infringements on other parts of the media landscape.
Ofcom does not regulate newspapers. Its remit is focused on broadcast media and, more recently, online platforms. That makes its financial support for a Guardian-linked project an unusual move, and one that invites questions about consistency and impartiality.
Those concerns come at a time when the regulator is already facing mounting criticism over its overzealous enforcement of the Online Safety Act. Since the legislation was passed in 2023, Ofcom has assumed sweeping new powers to oversee online content – powers that have encroached on freedom of speech in both the UK and US.
The regulator has also clashed with broadcasters. Most notably, it lost a High Court challenge brought by GB News over a ruling that programmes hosted by former Conservative MP Sir Jacob Rees-Mogg and featuring other politicians breached rules on politicians presenting news. The judgment marked the first time Ofcom had been successfully challenged in court over its broadcasting standards decisions.
Reform UK leader and GB News presenter Nigel Farage has also weighed in on the controversy, questioning whether Ofcom is fit to operate as an impartial regulator within the media landscape.
Beyond the UK, Ofcom’s approach is beginning to attract international attention. Senior figures in the United States, including members of the Trump administration, have voiced concern about the implications of the Online Safety Act for free speech. Similar criticisms have been levelled at the European Union’s Digital Services Act. The Trump Administration has said that the Online Safety Act was a threat to the First Amendment rights of US citizens and was negatively impacting US technology companies.
What was billed as targeted legislation to protect children online has evolved into something far broader. The regulator has demonstrated extraterritorial ambitions that pose a direct threat to free speech. Against this backdrop, Ofcom’s decision to fund a Guardian-affiliated project risks reinforcing perceptions of uneven treatment across the media sector.

Ofcom has defended the grant, stating that the Guardian Foundation – separate from The Guardian’s editorial operation – was awarded the contract through a “robust and competitive tender process” as part of its Making Sense of Media programme.
Even so, the episode adds to a growing list of controversies that are prompting closer scrutiny of the regulator’s role, reach, and judgment. Ofcom really isn’t helping itself.
Further details have been reported in The Telegraph.

Amol Rajan, vapid tool and former Independent editor, claims he wants to raise his children in India to give them more opportunities. This will not happen.

https://archive.ph/LXHOd

BBC presenter Amol Rajan said he is considering re-locating his family to India because of the 'big problems' England faces.
The broadcaster, who was born in Calcutta, said he was 'very worried' about 'my country' - England - because it is no longer making history.
Mr Rajan, 42, said India was 'exciting and energetic in a way that Britain doesn't always feel' and planned to take his children there when they are old enough so they can decide for themselves where they want to live.
The University Challenge host has four children with academic Charlotte Faircloth, whom he married in 2013.
Mr Rajan is also a host of Radio 4's Today programme, a role he will leave in September to start his own company and 'jump into the great digital Narnia of the creator economy'.
He told Gyles Brandreth's Rosebud podcast: 'I can't tell you how much I love my country, by which I mean England, but I'm very worried about it.
'I think we've got some big, big problems that need addressing, and one of the things is whether this is the best place for my four kids to grow up.
'My answer is that it is. But I would say specifically that I'm not sure whether it's still a place where history is being made.
'In the 1960s and 70s England is where history was being made.
'It had the extraordinary cultural effusion, the demographic dividend of the baby boomer years, relative peace.'
The former Independent editor continued: 'I've spent a lot of time in Silicon Valley, I wouldn't want to live there, spent a lot of time on the East Coast of America, I've chosen not to live there, spent a lot of time in continental Europe, Singapore, Poland's going through an economic miracle.
'But India is definitely somewhere where history is being made.
'India is the young country, 1.4billion people, it adds 1million people to the workforce every single month.
'It's extraordinarily exciting and energetic in a way that Britain, at the moment, doesn't always feel.
'I'd like [my children] to experience [India] and then make up their own mind. I want it to be their decision.
'My youngest is two and when she's a bit older and the long haul flights are a bit less perilous I would like to go to India frequently and invite my children to fall in love with the civilisation that's in their blood.'
Mr Rajan added that England was a 'wonderful country, a peaceful country' which had 'actually quite low crime'.
After his announcement in January that he would leave the BBC's flagship Today programme, Mr Rajan told Mr Brandreth he was 'rather down on the practice of journalism, if not the idea'.
He said he had 'had a really good time' in his career and 'been paid really well' but had 'made a habit of joining industries 20 years late'.
The Today programme has suffered from falling listener numbers in recent years, with 5.4million tuning in as of October, a decline of 363,000 on the third quarter of 2024.

Mr Rajan said he 'felt awkward complaining' about his time on the programme, but revealed he tended to present the bulletin, which airs from 6am to 9am on weekdays and from 7am on Saturdays, 'having not really been to bed'.
The broadcaster said it was the reality of having a young family and stressed it was 'still a privilege' to be part of the rotating presenter lineup, which also includes Americast's Justin Webb, former BBC political editor Nick Robinson, previous Woman's Hour host Emma Barnett and ex-News at One anchor Anna Foster.
Mr Rajan said he had taken 'four or five hundred' painkillers in recent years, partly because of his lack of sleep.
Last year, before an interview with a member of the Israel Defence Forces (IDF), he said he took two codeine to deal with a headache.
'I was interviewing a member of the IDF - he's on the front foot, this chap, in defence of Israel's actions in Gaza,' Mr Rajan said.
'I remember, he was in the 8.10am slot, which is the premier slot, and 25 minutes before I felt like I had a woodpecker in my head and I took two codeine, that's sub-optimal.
'And I've probably taken four or five hundred painkillers over the last few years. I want to get away from that and I want to be fit and healthy and I want to sleep.'

Zelensky orders the UK to rejoin the EU. It's odd, certain outlets seem to have been very reluctant to air his support for bombing Iran.

https://archive.ph/ZkpaH

Volodymyr Zelensky has urged Britain to rejoin the European Union to bolster the Continent’s defence against Russia.
The Ukrainian president, who has aggressively pushed for his country’s fast-tracked accession to the bloc, said that the UK must reconsider its position if the US were to withdraw from Nato.
“If the United States truly thinks about withdrawing from Nato, then European security will be based solely on the EU. But not in its current form,” he told The Rest is Politics podcast.
Mr Zelensky added: “I think that the EU is in a situation where it needs more countries. The UK, Ukraine, Turkey and Norway. These are four strong countries, which are part of Europe.”
Together, he said, the EU would have a combined military strength greater than Russia’s. “With the four countries on board, you can wrest control of the seas, have secure skies and the largest land forces.”
Sir Keir Starmer has consistently ruled out the UK rejoining the 27-member bloc, but last week said he would pursue closer economic ties with the union. There has been no immediate response from No 10 about Mr Zelensky’s remarks.
Mr Zelensky said that amid Washington’s fracturing relationship with Europe, the Continent must prioritise its security.

Donald Trump’s relationship with Nato allies has been deteriorating rapidly – a process turbocharged by his anger over the alliance’s refusal to join his war on Iran.
The US president is threatening to abandon the “paper tiger” alliance, leaving it in an unprecedentedly precarious state.
He has stated plainly that he no longer regards Europe as a reliable defence partner.
Meanwhile, a rift is growing between Ukraine and the White House over accusations that the Trump administration has adopted an increasingly pro-Kremlin posture.
In the face of Washington’s fractured relationship with Europe and increased Russian aggression, Mr Zelensky said: “Europe has to think, first of all, about security and how to hold the life which they like, how to save their history and their independence.”
Ukraine sees its accession to the EU as a guarantee of its future security and has made it a central priority in negotiations of a peace deal with Russia.

Mr Zelensky has long framed Moscow as an existential threat to European peace, drawing on Russia’s hybrid warfare attacks against Kyiv’s main military backers.
Kyiv achieved official EU candidate status in 2022, with negotiations starting in June 2024. Yet its path to the Brussels-based bloc – which usually takes years – remains fraught.
Mr Zelensky is lobbying for a 2027 entry, which EU officials say is highly unlikely, given major reforms need to be completed first and the country is still at war.

Several rounds of US-mediated talks have failed to bring an end to the deadliest conflict in Europe since the Second World War and negotiations have largely stalled since Washington’s attention shifted to Iran.
However, a top aide to Mr Zelensky signalled on Friday that Ukraine and Russia may be moving towards an agreement to end the four-year war.
Kyrylo Budanov, the head of the president’s office and lead negotiator in the talks, told Bloomberg: “No final decision has been made yet… But, in principle, everyone now clearly understands the limits of what is acceptable. That’s enormous progress.”

Vladimir Putin also announced a truce over Orthodox Easter from late Saturday through to Sunday. Ukraine remains wary after previous temporary ceasefires were quickly violated.
Kyiv also remains concerned about a waning of international attention because of the conflict in the Middle East and that Western military resources and political capital are now being consumed elsewhere.
Mr Zelensky has been vocal that, as far as Ukraine is concerned, its fight against Russia and the US-Israeli war against Iran are part of the same front.

Kofi Drinka · Apr 12, 2026

Otterly said:
I think I’m just going to quietly die of sadness, well before my next decade

Don't be sad Otterly. Look on the bright side of life. You're not brown!

If you could die of sadness losing a dog would be fatal.. Some times I wonder if a stiff upper lip is better than sudoku. I'm not sure, but I'm just too stubborn to ever surrender to life.

Rejoin the EU so we can use their laws to force you to give us money and resources on a losing battle! Maybe we just don't? Sick of fucking wars with no end or purpose.

SirCliveSinclairdabbing · Apr 12, 2026

femboy fart huffer said:
I just don't get how you get to the 'let’s go raping together' part of a friendship even if you are brown.

You are not a Muslim.
You weren’t raised to believe it’s okay to rape and kill those who don’t convert to your religion.

teriyakiburns · Apr 12, 2026

Kofi Drinka said:
Razor blades in tennis balls?

Dogs will pick up any ball they find and bring it back for play time.

UselessRubberKeyboard · Apr 12, 2026

Heinrich Maneuver said:
has been named by the Met as Oliuwadamilola Ogunyankinnu,

Spit that out right now, son, you’re half choking on it already!

femboy fart huffer said:
I don't know a single person that would do that. If I wanted to rape someone then I would have no fucking clue how you find other people to join in. How the fuck does that work?

They just copy whatever they see other men doing, especially men of the same skin tone or similar. No brains, no sense of social responsibility, no individuality, no care for anyone or the victim. Just if they see others getting away with it, they’ll do it too. Worse than animals.

Otterly said:
I first encountered this when travelling as a student. The women of a place were busy. They’d have a child on their back, while they were planting rice. Or they’d be chatting, while sweeping, or they’d be carrying bricks, or plaiting new rugs, or in the case of one particularly delightful old lady, attempting to sell the jewellery she’d made and raw heroin to me (I purchased the former , declined the latter.) but the men… they just… milled around in groups. The women did all the work, and the men just sat, and smoked.
It’s so very intimidating to be stared at by groups of men like that.

The same men would claim they’re brave providers and protectors while some dickhead from a posh university would opine that feminism has killed their poor men’s future and thus they’re aggressive because they no longer have any use nor outlets. The same men could never help with growing crops or cooking or making stuff or help with raising the kids or cleaning, though. That’s beneath them. Brave kings etc.

Morethanabitfoolish said:
Zelensky orders the UK to rejoin the EU. It's odd, certain outlets seem to have been very reluctant to air his support for bombing Iran.

Zelensky should just fuck off to his villa in Florida and spend the rest of his days snorting cocaine from porn models. At least he’d be unable to cause any more trouble there, and a man has to spend the billions from the EU, UK and Northern America that he’s already grifted.

The irony is that he doesn’t seem to realise he’s just an idiot actor being used as a puppet by the yanks to get at the russkies. He only got the job because he played the part of a president in a semi-humorous series about how corrupt the Ukrainian political system was. He has no clue on politics of any kind and should know his place & shut up. What too much cocaine does to a man.

Last thing the U.K. needs is back in the EU, Jesus Christ.

Heinrich Maneuver · Apr 12, 2026

Kofi Drinka said:
Razor blades in tennis balls?

I've heard of people putting nails/screws in meat as well to hurt animals. My old landlords son liked to use bicarb and peanut butter for mouse traps because it would 'make them explode', apparently. Some people are just... demented.

Three British astronauts have been put forward for the Artemis missions in America; Rosemary Coogan, Meganne Christian and John McFall.

teriyakiburns · Apr 12, 2026

Heinrich Maneuver said:
Three British astronauts have been put forward for the Artemis missions in America; Rosemary Coogan, Meganne Christian and John McFall.

I hope they pick Coogan (ahaa!). Christian has weird crazy-ex eyes and McFall looks like he has no idea what he's doing. Coogan looks like a nerd who had a poster of Halton Arp on her bedroom wall as a kid and will talk your ear off about red shift in high energy plasmas.

Karognis · Apr 12, 2026

teriyakiburns said:
I hope they pick Coogan (ahaa!). Christian has weird crazy-ex eyes and McFall looks like he has no idea what he's doing. Coogan looks like a nerd who had a poster of Halton Arp on her bedroom wall as a kid and will talk your ear off about red shift in high energy plasmas.

Looked him up, instantly realised he has the same issues with the whole thing that anyone ought to. Ridiculously pleased that we have astronauts still.

They do look very young though, did anyone tell their mums they're out?

Otterly · Apr 13, 2026

teriyakiburns said:
Halton Arp

My grandfather, God rest his soul, used to opine at length about why the big bang was wrong. I was too young at the time to remember his reasoning but he was very convinced about it and has been proven right about other odder things (he had mic to say about the pyramids not being tombs as well.)
The day he’s proven right I shall raise a glass to him and he will be chuckling up in heaven, chain smoking whatever filterless horrors the angels smuggle in from Below

⋖ cørdion ⋗ · Apr 13, 2026

Spent a week at the old folk's and they of course had the tv running, showing random UK shows. I know it's a terrible place to live, but I do enjoy the cultural pot that is "technically the cradle of the west" but also "drunk skinheads and architecture at times humbled by Poland". r/casualuk is probably one of the few places I visit regularly just to see the mundanity of life in a country I can't really relate to. Anyway - parents would love to go but always doom about driving in the left lane. Is it really that big an issue? Are tourist traffic accidents all that common?

Otterly said:
They’d have a child on their back, while they were planting rice. Or they’d be chatting, while sweeping, or they’d be carrying bricks, or plaiting new rugs, or in the case of one particularly delightful old lady, attempting to sell the jewellery she’d made and raw heroin to me (I purchased the former , declined the latter.) but the men… they just… milled around in groups. The women did all the work, and the men just sat, and smoked.

I romanticize the thought of a family moving to a new country and doing what little they can; bring their cuisine and open a restaurant. Reality is that the ones doing this shit is turk roaches who open the 9th barbershop or pizza place, not the asian family trying to make a future for their kids. It's quite interesting how turkish culture is all about big cars and hustling, yet the guys are also treated like god's gift to earth from childhood, so they're egotistical from being pampered, not from always having a few cousins in they back pocket to stab a bloke for looking at him.

Clem Fandango · Apr 13, 2026

Morethanabitfoolish said:
Amol Rajan, vapid tool and former Independent editor, claims he wants to raise his children in India to give them more opportunities. This will not happen.
https://archive.ph/LXHOd

What an absolute fucking idiot. I don't think there's really much more to say on that. India's such a shithole, it's not even a good country to live in if you have a lot of money. No amount of expenditure will change the fact that, at the end of the day, you're still in India.

Of course, he knows that and is just saying this to wind people up - "considering" , my arse. I would bet my house that he doesn't fuck off back to India (although he should).

Swerf'n'Terf · Apr 13, 2026

Salacious unconfirmed rumor time - sources on X are reported that Zack Polanski's mother is a prozzer who goes by Anna Aroma (real Name Ava Marder). She killed most of her accounts a few months before Zack became leader but X is still standing (link, won't archive), and here's the remains of an old blog. This is the original thread. I believe I can see a resemblance.

ETA: removed the picture that included a photo of a child. Quite possibly Zack but not enough info to justify posting the kid.

teriyakiburns · Apr 13, 2026

⋖ cørdion ⋗ said:
Are tourist traffic accidents all that common?

Only among the wives of diplomats.

It's really not that hard to get the hang of it. I was driving like a native after about 20 minutes last time I was in France (cigarette in one hand, mistress in the other, wife in the back giving directions is, I believe, the correct form). The bigger problem is most cars here have a manual transmission rather than auto, though that's going away with the rise of EVs. Even I drive an auto these days.

Swerf'n'Terf said:
I believe I can see a resemblance.

You're not fooling me! That's Zack showing off his bolt-ons after a self-hypnosis session.

Kofi Drinka · Apr 13, 2026

⋖ cørdion ⋗ said:
not the asian family trying to make a future for their kids.

Fuck off. Asians as just as much invaders as the Turkish. If you want some stinky piss flavoured cat cook your own you fat cunt.

Clem Fandango said:
What an absolute fucking idiot. I don't think there's really much more to say on that. India's such a shithole, it's not even a good country to live in if you have a lot of money. No amount of expenditure will change the fact that, at the end of the day, you're still in India.

Of course, he knows that and is just saying this to wind people up - "considering" , my arse. I would bet my house that he doesn't fuck off back to India (although he should).

It's virtue signalling and seeding the ground for more laws against the natives. "This country is so bad India is better. This country is just so racist against us and I MIGHT return home if it's not fixed"

Swerf'n'Terf said:
Salacious unconfirmed rumor time - sources on X are reported that Zack Polanski's mother is a prozzer who goes by Anna Aroma (real Name Ava Marder). She killed most of her accounts a few months before Zack became leader but X is still standing (link, won't archive), and here's the remains of an old blog. This is the original thread. I believe I can see a resemblance.

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Thumb nails you're like "Not a bad body" then you open it to Gollywog face from a horror movie. Like now they keep making Winnie the Pooh horror films now, but it's a bogged Gollywog mask.

teriyakiburns said:
It's really not that hard to get the hang of it. I was driving like a native after about 20 minutes last time I was in France (cigarette in one hand, mistress in the other, wife in the back giving directions is, I believe, the correct form). The bigger problem is most cars here have a manual transmission rather than auto, though that's going away with the rise of EVs. Even I drive an auto these days.

I was thinking of a wife and a mistress sounds quite nice. But then it's the French so one of them is African and the others makes your cock smell like garlic if she touches it. Think I'll stick to bong culture of Kezza giving you a handy in the back seat or in the park after it's gone dark cause you bought her a pack of alcopops and the latest issue of Women's weekly. If she's a good one she'll do the cross word with you after instead of running off shouting "AAAHHH WHAT A WANKER! HAVE SOME OF TAT!"

UK British News Megathread - aka CWCissey's news thread

Karognis

Monke

escampar

If there are aliens, I will teach them to Duel.

Kofi Drinka

Heinrich Maneuver

it's just you, me and this wire

Kofi Drinka

Otterly

Immerse your soul in love

Morethanabitfoolish

Sick of politics, time to join the anime posters.

Kofi Drinka

SirCliveSinclairdabbing

I'm on the ZX Spectrum.

teriyakiburns

If anyone tried stealing my pot, I'd wrestle them.

UselessRubberKeyboard

Jet Set Neowilly

Heinrich Maneuver

it's just you, me and this wire

teriyakiburns

If anyone tried stealing my pot, I'd wrestle them.

Karognis

Monke

Otterly

Immerse your soul in love

⋖ cørdion ⋗

Coughing for Cash

Clem Fandango

Can you hear me?

Swerf'n'Terf

teriyakiburns

If anyone tried stealing my pot, I'd wrestle them.

Kofi Drinka

UK British News Megathread - aka CWCissey's news thread

Monke

If there are aliens, I will teach them to Duel.

it's just you, me and this wire

Immerse your soul in love

Sick of politics, time to join the anime posters.

​

I'm on the ZX Spectrum.

If anyone tried stealing my pot, I'd wrestle them.

Jet Set Neowilly

it's just you, me and this wire

If anyone tried stealing my pot, I'd wrestle them.

Monke

Immerse your soul in love

Coughing for Cash

Can you hear me?

If anyone tried stealing my pot, I'd wrestle them.