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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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By allah, you people are dogs
I have taken us to a very dark place.
Lunacy. Truss is a milf, PM or not. If she worked in the office, she is the first one I would looking to nail at the Christmas party.
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The look she gives you the Monday morning after the Friday work do.

You can keep her mate. She's almost as hideous as Maggie. And Maggie had a nicer set of balls.
 
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How the fuck do we have daily cases of child rape in this country now? Otterly might be an old spinster but I'm starting to think we could put her in charge at this point. I can't be any worse than what we have. And wales will make a killing out of the mandatory knitting classes for GCSE.

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When you get home from your holiday and you've told your office fling "Come round for a cuppa when I get back." Hoping she will admire your speedo tan lines and your new found appreciation for Spanish omelettes.
 
Jesus Christ can you lot all put a lid on your thirst-posting/pointy elbows posting?

I'll say this for Truss - at least she was the first Prime Minister we've had for a while who didn't try to sell out the country (which is why the entire Establishment machinery was marshalled against her).
 
Jesus Christ can you lot all put a lid on your thirst-posting/pointy elbows posting?
No.
It's more original than the 100th greggs joke or fake shock about what the government is doing.
At least those posts are honouring a great PM, rather than screeching about puppets like farage and starmer whose plans are so formulaic that they could have been spewed from the PowerBook of the laziest hollywood hack.
 
People in this thread are hag maxxxing again. They are all unfuckable.
Got to admit, I do like a nice MILF. Always have done, always will. Something about a nice curvy lady who knows how to cut the crusts off a jam sandwich.
Off topic, but Mr Otter and little Otters have been mentioned multiple times
All Opsec. I have 3 wives, 7 kids and a dalmatian. We're all lonely virgins living in our mother's basements really.
Stop talking about shagging politicians; you guys know bestiality is illegal, right?
It's British culture in 2026. We're either shagging animals or we're shagging kids. And I ain't shagging a kid.
 
My issue with most politicians is that they either look like Civil Service bozos or joyless hags who would ban fingering if they could.

If politicians were just as shit but had cracking tits and a nice arse then we'd be in a net positive situation from where we are now.
 
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