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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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It is fucking wild that Jeremy Corbyn and Farage agree on something. I would not be surprised if they gang up, as they both disagree on the same points.
Don't forget it was William Hague alongside Blair and other "experts" who penned that "A New National Purpose" bollocks back in 2023, which helped to get us to the point we're at now.

Party affiliations mean fuck all in the grand scheme of things.
 
You ever fannied about on Rednote, the Chinese TikTok thing that's accessible across the Firewall? Right now, what with it being the beginning of the academic year, it's fucking brimming with new-to-the-UK Chinese students literally asking whether they're allowed to eat the geese on their uni campus.

That they're asking, this year, is progress.
Mainland Chinese students are horrific. The ones you would want if any are the “overseas Chinese” - your Singapore Malaysian Chinese types. A) they generally speak good enough English and B) if they are well off enough to come to the UK, then they are fairly fine, though tend to stick within their own groups a bit.

I’m off by a several years at this point since university but that’s what I remember. Have a sibling who finished hers recently and she said the same thing. Mainland Chinese students were horrible to be around, the overseas were much better.
 
Any form of national ID is a terminal red line for the majority of the English population. All you people dooming that they'd accept it to get a pint and a cheeky nandos are retarded; it has never worked before.
Two points:

1) There's nothing at accept. It is happening and it will be on your phone like the NHS app was. There's nothing to fight against, no business to boycott no target to take ire with.

2) Because it never worked before doesn't mean it won't work now. The government tried for 20 years to 'ban the internet'. It's here, comments are turned off on website, censorship is gaining pace and who is mad? Who is pissed off about the online safety act? Nobody. Because normies/majority of the population aren't inconvenienced enough to do anything about it.

The covid pass doesn't count, because it didn't work.
It did work because people used it, they had to. The only reason that the jabs, masking, clapping, staying 6ft, getting boosters and not travelling stopped is because people became bored with the mundanity and inequality of outcome.
Ask anyone who had 6 months' off of work with full or 80% pay what they thought of covid and the restrictions. Few, if any, will complain.
Very few people outside the westminster bubble accepted it. They took the stab because they assumed it was a one and done, but they rejected the virus passport because it promised to be eternal.

The "one and done" messaging of the jab was binned within two weeks. 99.9% of people can't remember when the jab was one and done because it changed to "safe and effective" "Two jabs" within a fortnight.
You're doing some heavy revisionism of COVID to try and prove why an inevitable Digital ID is inevitable.

Will the DID be a big deal? Nahh. The government will fuck it up like they do all IT projects and it will be forgotten about by Christmas.

Make no mistake, China's social credit system is a lefty wet dream and the western lefties want it for their subjects.
 
It's out.

  • Prime Minister announces plans for free digital ID for those living in the UK
  • Will curb the prospect of work for illegal migrants, a significant factor driving small boat crossings
  • Scheme will also make it easier for the public to access the services they are entitled to
A new digital ID scheme will help combat illegal working while making it easier for the vast majority of people to use vital government services. Digital ID will be mandatory for Right to Work checks by the end of the Parliament.

The scheme will be available to all UK citizens and legal residents, saving time by ending the need for complicated identity checks which often rely on copies of paper records.

Instead, the roll-out will in time make it simpler to apply for services like driving licences, childcare and welfare, while streamlining access to tax records. The new digital ID will be held on people’s phones, just as millions already use the NHS App or contactless mobile payments.

There will be no requirement for individuals to carry their ID or be asked to produce it - but digital ID will be mandatory as a means of proving your Right to Work.

This will stop those with no right to be here from being able to find work, curbing their prospect of earning money, one of the key “pull factors” for people who come to the UK illegally.

It will send a clear message that if you come here illegally, you will not be able to work, deterring people from making these dangerous journeys.

This initiative builds on the government’s crackdown on illegal working and its mission to control borders as part of the Plan for Change. Under this government, illegal working arrests have soared by 50%, and new legislation is being brought forward to help stop illegal working in the gig economy. The proposals also follow the government’s success in deporting the first illegal migrants under the landmark UK-France returns deal last week.

Prime Minister Keir Starmer said:​

I know working people are worried about the level of illegal migration into this country. A secure border and controlled migration are reasonable demands, and this government is listening and delivering.


Digital ID is an enormous opportunity for the UK. It will make it tougher to work illegally in this country, making our borders more secure. And it will also offer ordinary citizens countless benefits, like being able to prove your identity to access key services swiftly - rather than hunting around for an old utility bill.


We are doing the hard graft to deliver a fairer Britain for those who want to see change, not division. That is at the heart of our Plan for Change, which is focused on delivering for those who want to see their communities thrive again.
The plan will combat criminal gangs who promise access to the UK labour market in order to profit from dangerous, illegal channel crossings. A new streamlined digital system to check Right to Work will simplify the process, drive up compliance, crack down on forged documents and create intelligence data on businesses that are conducting checks to help the Home Office take action on employers who are hiring illegally.

Building on the work already underway to roll out a GOV.UK digital wallet, the digital ID will sit on people’s phones, alongside the digital driving licence which the government has already announced plans to introduce.

The government will listen to a range of views on how the service will be delivered, as part of a public consultation to be launched later this year.

In designing the digital ID scheme, the government will ensure that it works for those who aren’t able to use a smartphone, with inclusion at the heart of its design. The public consultation will engage with groups who aren’t as experienced with the digital world, like the homeless and older people, learning from other countries that have done this well.

The scheme will be rolled out alongside an outreach programme, including face-to-face support for citizens who are struggling to access the scheme.

This will result in a service that takes the best aspects of the digital identification systems that are already up and running around the world:

  • In Australia, citizens can access a range of private services, from banking to buying alcohol, with their digital identification, reducing the need for multiple separate accounts and pieces of paper.
  • In Estonia, digital ID has revolutionised parents’ lives by enabling access to child benefits, health records and applications for nursery places seamlessly, never having to provide the same information twice.
  • In Denmark, students can use their national digital ID to log in and automatically retrieve education records and qualifications in job and university applications.
  • And in India, the government has saved around US $10 billion annually by reducing fraud and leakages in welfare schemes.
The new plans will offer significant benefits for reducing identity theft and preserving privacy, with security at its core. Digital ID limits personal details being shared unnecessarily, by only sharing the relevant information for the specific scenario in question. It will also use state-of-the-art encryption and user authentication to ensure data is held and accessed securely.

Additional information:​

  • The digital ID system is designed with best-in-class security at its core. Digital credentials will be stored directly on people’s own device - just like contactless payment cards or the NHS App today.
  • The system uses state-of-the-art encryption and authentication technology that’s already protecting millions of digital transactions daily. If a phone is lost or stolen, the digital credentials can be immediately revoked and reissued, providing better security than traditional physical documents.
  • The new digital ID will be the authoritative proof of who someone is and their residency status in this country. It will therefore include name, date of birth, information on nationality or residency status, and a photo - as the basis for biometric security – just like an eVisa or Passport. The consultation will consider whether including additional information, like address, would be helpful.
 
Will curb the prospect of work for illegal migrants
The scheme will be available to all UK citizens and legal residents,
lol, lmao even. Not even pretending to give a fuck.
There will be no requirement for individuals to carry their ID or be asked to produce it - but digital ID will be mandatory as a means of proving your Right to Work.
What is a passport?
 
Clearly they think that they can just adjust the existing proof-of-legality requirements (either a passport or a valid visa).

We shall probably find out what the courts think about it.
 
It did work because people used it, they had to.
They didn't, though. There was never widespread use of test and trace apps for access to places and its use quickly tailed off. It was never properly enforced, it was roundly rejected by the majority of people, and within a year of the "mandatory" requirement being implemented, it was scrapped again.
 
They didn't, though. There was never widespread use of test and trace apps for access to places and its use quickly tailed off. It was never properly enforced, it was roundly rejected by the majority of people, and within a year of the "mandatory" requirement being implemented, it was scrapped again.
It was a compulsory install on your mobile phone, though you could turn it off, most didn't. YMMV but in my neck of the woods, test and trace was used as an excuse to get two weeks paid leave from work.

Let's not forget the systems put in place for entering work/businesses where we had to test out temperature, record coughs etc. Everyone just went along with it, no refusal or anything.

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RE: Digital ID.

Read between the lines of what the government are saying. This is not about stopping illegals, it's about clawing back the tax money that we're haemorrhaging from the 2 million+ people who have legally left the country.

Digital ID allows the government to track where you work and how you earn your money. They want to tax you up the arse and I'll bet pounds to pennies that a VAT rise is on the cards.
 
It was a compulsory install on your mobile phone, though you could turn it off, most didn't. YMMV but in my neck of the woods, test and trace was used as an excuse to get two weeks paid leave from work.

Let's not forget the systems put in place for entering work/businesses where we had to test out temperature, record coughs etc. Everyone just went along with it, no refusal or anything.

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RE: Digital ID.

Read between the lines of what the government are saying. This is not about stopping illegals, it's about clawing back the tax money that we're haemorrhaging from the 2 million+ people who have legally left the country.

Digital ID allows the government to track where you work and how you earn your money. They want to tax you up the arse and I'll bet pounds to pennies that a VAT rise is on the cards.
Guaranteed they’ll make any benefits for anyone only claimable through their magical phone app. Will it monitor where you go? What you spend? They’re allowed to look at your bank account already. Will benefits only be allowed to be spent at a pre-selected list of businesses, and on pre-selected items? We going back to rationing now?

Who’s monitoring this for fairness? Where’s the transparency? And what about people who don’t want to use it? Fuck off, no disability or pension for you?

How can it stop ‘illegal migrants’ from working when the minute they get here they’re legal ‘asylum seekers’?

Just lies to try to undercut Farage, while getting total surveillance of everyone. Fook this for a lark.
 

Former Liberal Democrat leader Sir Menzies Campbell has died at the age of 84.

Sir Menzies, or Ming as he was widely known, led the Liberal Democrats from 2006 to 2007 and was the MP for North East Fife at Westminster for 28 years.

In his first career as a sprinter, he held the UK 100m record from 1967 to 1974 and ran in the 1964 Tokyo Olympics - being dubbed The Flying Scotsman.

Lib Dem leader Ed Davey described Sir Menzies as "a dedicated public servant and a true Liberal giant".
He said: "His principled leadership opposing the Iraq War was a mark of his morality, courage and wisdom.

"But more than that, he was an incredibly warm and caring friend and colleague. We will miss him terribly."
 
Asking British kiwi's: What are the chances of a military coup?
We would need a military for that, not just a couple of rugby teams.

Not that it matters, even if we did get rid of all of the traitors they will just be replaced by more traitors.

I'm more focused on your military, I never hear what any British military leaders think.
I doubt you would hear much from top brass directly, orders always seem to come from the nameless and blameless.

The Army and the RAF (I don't know about the Navy?) have gotten into trouble for "diversity hiring" (we don't have the "actually, it's ok to discriminate against majority groups" exception to our "equality" laws. even though everyone acts like we do) and there's plenty of the usual complaints of "institutional" -isms and -phobias, and pushes to make things more "inclusive" and "welcoming".


It is happening and it will be on your phone like the NHS app was.
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welp i just got another visit from the stasi. Essentially I'm on my last warning before they send me to prison for wrongthink, Alas i blast the sash and carry on. Anyone else have this shit happen? or do the rothschilds just really not like me for some reason.
 
welp i just got another visit from the stasi. Essentially I'm on my last warning before they send me to prison for wrongthink, Alas i blast the sash and carry on. Anyone else have this shit happen? or do the rothschilds just really not like me for some reason.
Are you in the north of Ireland? I dunno if the flags n banners shit is still on the books there, but if it is they can nick you for anything that could be considered even remotely sectarian. Like the national flag. And definitely blasting the sash. Especially if you’re not in a majority Protestant area.

You’re only allowed to post cat videos online, silly.
 
Are you in the north of Ireland? I dunno if the flags n banners shit is still on the books there, but if it is they can nick you for anything that could be considered even remotely sectarian. Like the national flag. And definitely blasting the sash. Especially if you’re not in a majority Protestant area.

You’re only allowed to post cat videos online, silly.
i dont live in NI but im proudly protestant, dont live anywhere were sectarian violence would be a problem so thats out the question. I'm certainly right of the political isle however and i make no secret of that so I'm assuming this is just queer stalins shit stasi doing shit queer stasi things
 
I mean, they can create laws by Diktat. They used a Statutory Instrument and Secondary Legislation to force through the laws which stripped people of their basic rights during "covid".

They could just declare a state of emergency and go ahead and do it.
 
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