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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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I didn't see anyone talking about it but apparently our favourite aspie queen null has entered into preparations for a lawsuit against ofcom/parliament (or equivalent) alongside 4chan, presumably with the same level of vitriolic lawyer that wrong his original fuck off letter to them a few months ago. According to today's mati.
 
I didn't see anyone talking about it but apparently our favourite aspie queen null has entered into preparations for a lawsuit against ofcom/parliament (or equivalent) alongside 4chan, presumably with the same level of vitriolic lawyer that wrong his original fuck off letter to them a few months ago. According to today's mati.
Utter waste of fucking money and time. They'll string them along for as long as possible before declaring them guilty and demanding damages.
 
I didn't see anyone talking about it but apparently our favourite aspie queen null has entered into preparations for a lawsuit against ofcom/parliament (or equivalent) alongside 4chan, presumably with the same level of vitriolic lawyer that wrong his original fuck off letter to them a few months ago. According to today's mati.
We asked the government if the government did anything wrong. The government said no.

Why waste the money?
 
1776 will commence again!
That's what I'm hoping for. Jmush said they were waiting for some political advantage or some shit. I am just hoping that complete and total uk government decimation. From what other people have said before it sounded like even the whitehouse was pissed off, so I just look forward to the entire world seeing just how much of a laughing stock we have known ofcom as. I hope that it is completely ridiculed and destroyed. Hopefully.
 
The censorship in bri'ain is not contained inside bongland. Just like covid, the countries are all in lock-step and have their part to play in bringing about the chinese firewall.
American courts will side with the bri'ish and their fucked teeth before threatening the firewall.

Face it bongs American tech is the new empire and we own it. Sucks to be a third world country.
 
Not sure this is the best place for it, but teh Guardian has a story up about the Woodcraft Folk, with this absolutely magnificent paragraph in the middle:

Raised alongside difficult topics, the children of the charity aren’t just better prepared for the world, but more able to support and educate each other. For example, when as a kid I tried regurgitating a racist joke I’d heard at a school, it was my Woodcraft Folk peers, rather than adults, who immediately explained why the “joke” was stupid and offensive and made sure I never repeated my shameful mistake. At a Woodcraft Folk camp marking their centenary, volunteers put the charity’s theory of mixing politics with fun activities into practice. Night-time orienteering and ceilidhs ran alongside eviction resistance workshops and discussions around prison abolition. While the Scouts sing campfire songs like Coca-Cola Came to Town and Ging Gang Gooly, the Woodcraft Folk songbook includes civil rights anthems about Rosa Parks and Hiroshima.

Here's the whole piece should anyone care, but it never reaches the same heights of bullshit again

Like Jeremy Corbyn and Sophie Ellis-Bextor, I grew up in Woodcraft Folk. Here’s how it changes children’s lives​

Phineas Harper

The leftwing alternative to Scouts turns 100 this year. If Keir Starmer wants to empower Britain’s young people, it has much to teach him
Sat 16 Aug 2025 06.00 BST

At the age of six I made the most important decision of my life: I joined Woodcraft Folk. It’s impossible to overstate the impact that growing up in the UK’s oldest co-educational youth movement made on me. My values, my skills, the deep friendships that have lasted into adulthood, the very fact that I am writing these words in this paper, every vote I have ever cast – all can be traced back to my time in Woodcraft Folk.

The largest leftwing force in British youth work, the charity turns 100 this year. It has produced some striking alumni including former Labour party leader Jeremy Corbyn, pop star Sophie Ellis-Bextor, poet Michael Rosen, and political editor Robert Peston. With the government announcing new funding to boost youth services outside schools, Woodcraft Folk’s centenary is the perfect moment to learn from its remarkable story and unique approach to youth empowerment.

The challenges young people face in contemporary Britain take many forms. They are denied the ability to play outside as their grandparents did, or to take healthy risks. They are subject to suspicion from authority and derision in the media. They are fed the full addictive force of under-regulated new technologies almost from birth, then chastised for using them. There are no simple answers to these compounding challenges, but the mix of inclusive community, political education, fun outdoor activities and meaningful support that Woodcraft Folk offers young people could, perhaps, offer a blueprint.

Founded in the aftermath of the first world war in south London by working-class young adults who wanted a more democratic and less militaristic alternative to Scouts and Guides, Woodcraft Folk grew quickly. Supported by co-operatives and trade unions, groups germinated across the country, combining after-school activities with large summer camps run on socialist principles. The hope was to model a more egalitarian society, giving young people the skills and knowledge to become active citizens.

By the late 30s, Woodcraft Folk was a serious force. The Labour party had recognised it as “the appropriate organisation for the children of its members” and a mass display of the charity’s camping techniques took place in Wembley stadium. Oswald Mosley, founder of the British Union of Fascists, was intimidated by its rise. According to former MP for Brighton Kemptown Lloyd Russell-Moyle, who also grew up in the organisation and is now its chief executive, Mosley’s Blackshirts marched to the gates of a 1938 Woodcraft Folk children’s camp in a show of intimidation.

Fascist Mosley was right to see Woodcraft Folk as an adversary. A year later, it became the largest secular organisation to support the Kindertransport, helping Jewish children escape from Nazi-occupied Czechoslovakia. Woodcraft Folk leader Henry Fair, christened “the second Schindler” by the press, was put on the Gestapo death list for his role in the evacuations.

Over the decades the charity has remained at the forefront of ethical youth work. It has consistently campaigned against apartheid, austerity and war. It stood up for the rights of queer youth workers despite funders withdrawing grants, marched against the invasion of Iraq and has boycotted Israeli products since 2010 in protest at the blockade of Gaza.

For me, Woodcraft Folk was not just a political education, but a rich mix of hiking, making and adventures too. It’s where I first learned to light a fire in the rain, use a compass to navigate fog, to juggle and to edit film. The first time I boarded a plane was with Woodcraft Folk to be part of an international camp in Austria, pitching tents alongside children from all over the world. It was with Woodcraft Folk that I marched through London in my first big anti-war protest and, of course, had my first kiss.

Many adults balk at the prospect of tackling sensitive subjects like war, sex and politics with children, but finding creative ways to navigate difficult issues is why the charity remains so important and relevant. In the internet era there is no healthy way to shield young people from complex topics, but neither should there be. Ignorance is a shoddy substitute for a culture of safe and open discursive learning, and children are far more capable of grappling with heavy truths than many adults give them credit for.

Raised alongside difficult topics, the children of the charity aren’t just better prepared for the world, but more able to support and educate each other. For example, when as a kid I tried regurgitating a racist joke I’d heard at a school, it was my Woodcraft Folk peers, rather than adults, who immediately explained why the “joke” was stupid and offensive and made sure I never repeated my shameful mistake. At a Woodcraft Folk camp marking their centenary, volunteers put the charity’s theory of mixing politics with fun activities into practice. Night-time orienteering and ceilidhs ran alongside eviction resistance workshops and discussions around prison abolition. While the Scouts sing campfire songs like Coca-Cola Came to Town and Ging Gang Gooly, the Woodcraft Folk songbook includes civil rights anthems about Rosa Parks and Hiroshima.

But if Woodcraft Folk has a clear vision of how society should empower the young, the current government has produced only topsy-turvy contradictory policies and proclamations. Last week the prime minister declared kids these days are “detached from the real world” and pledged £88m to liberate young people “stuck behind a screen”. But, at the same time Keir Starmer’s government is pumping more than twice as much money into bringing more “AI learning into classrooms”.

Sixteen year olds are finally to get the vote (a right Woodcraft Folk has long campaigned for), yet simultaneously the censorious Online Safety Act has imposed sweeping restrictions on those same young people’s access to certain information, including political posts. A closer look at the newly announced youth funding reveals much of it is, in fact, earmarked for calcified initiatives like gym equipment and more police cadets that will fail to holistically broaden horizons.

I was a shy and nerdy child, often bullied by local schoolchildren. There’s a parallel universe in which, retreating from my tormentors, I too could have become detached from the real world, the reclusive screen addict that Starmer fears. But Woodcraft Folk gave me space to flourish in my own way, supported by caring adults. I built profound friendships with peers, learned about big ideas and took on big challenges. My life and career have been immensely richer thanks to those experiences, as have the lives of thousands of others.

If the government is serious about empowering young people, they should start by listening to and learning from the movement that’s already been doing it brilliantly for a century.
 
I didn't see anyone talking about it but apparently our favourite aspie queen null has entered into preparations for a lawsuit against ofcom/parliament (or equivalent) alongside 4chan, presumably with the same level of vitriolic lawyer that wrong his original fuck off letter to them a few months ago. According to today's mati.
The way joshi put it is he's a co-plaintiff with 4chan or something, so it costs him literally nothing so might as well do it for the E X P O S U R E, no lose condition.
Complete nothingburger though, we were promised FUNNY and instead got another boring ass lolsuit, we might be the bottom bitch in a very special relationship, but so much as they might like to demean us the US gov is never gonna pick corporate interests over us, simple as.
The most that might happen is some diplomatic leverage, that's all it is, not exactly Suez tier is it.
 
The censorship in bri'ain is not contained inside bongland. Just like covid, the countries are all in lock-step and have their part to play in bringing about the chinese firewall.
American courts will side with the bri'ish and their fucked teeth before threatening the firewall.

Face it bongs American tech is the new empire and we own it. Sucks to be a third world country.
The only people who own it are the techniggers like Elon Musk, Sam Altman, and Peter Thiel, none of whom are the allies of the common man.
 

Even cripples are getting on on the fun now. Bloke in a wheelchair throwing abuse at a nigger playing football.

Selina Scott was mugged by a group of 8 people. They kicked her in the back of the leg, stole her wallet and left. Police didn't even turn up to an appointment they had with her. Lack of description in the article means they were non-white.

For the data collectors the article has a map of violent and sex crime in London. Think it will match up with the ethnic make up of each region?
We get it. You're fat, stupid and loud. There's plenty of threads for Americans to larp in. Can you go find one of those and leave this one alone?
 
One of these days Keir's going to open his mouth wide enough that we'll be able to see Tony's hand.
Not so sure it's Tony's hand, when Tony is apparently backing Rayner.

Starmer does not ever want her to be PM, yet even Dominic Cummings has warned that should Labour stay in power it is not IF but WHEN.

Rayner would be shit as PM but she will axe Reeves, Phillips, Streeting, Phillipson and the other Starmer lovers on day one. However, she'd also tell those who are thinking of backing Corbyn 'you're scum, fuck off!'

Also, please be aware that rumours (nothing to do with Fleetwood Mac this time) have started that Starmer wants Private Households to take in Migrants.
 
One thing I've noticed is ever since Starmer got in is there has been a fairly gigantic shift rightwards where I live and also where I work (very surprising for this area), and people who I've known for being traditionally lefty suddenly spouting opinions I never would've expected from them. Anti-troon, anti-Labour, anti-semetic, the whole works!
No idea where you are (or need to know really) but it's the same where I live. Its exclusively White here and while people aren't greeting each other with Romans on the street, there has always been a natural undercurrent of healthy in-group preference; like calling the police if brown Amazon drivers are parked up for too long, that kind of thing. The last month or so has been wild though. From the guy behind the post office counter revealing his power level in a way that would make your average /pol/ poster say "steady on now" to open talk of lynchings in the pub.

The Yeoman is coming back boys. With any luck it won't be long before it'll be Barbour jackets and ballistic masks.
 
Also, please be aware that rumours (nothing to do with Fleetwood Mac this time) have started that Starmer wants Private Households to take in Migrants.
I saw this coming a mile off. He's just the sort to force it through as well.
 
I saw this coming a mile off. He's just the sort to force it through as well.
If he tries to, it will be the end of him as PM and I'll be cashing in those rainbows :)

As @evrae and @Muad'Dick point out, even those who were Left are now very much against the Government and I can see both sides uniting to overthrow this corrupt lot.

Even Lib Dem and Plaid voting neighbours of mine have said 'we have to save this country, Starmer has to be removed even if it means Nigel becomes PM.'
 
I know we've moved on, but razor blades behind posters have always been fake. Like just think about it for more than 3 seconds. Where on the poster would you put the razor blades to ensure they cut someone when they take it down?

You'd have to have them packed around each of the edges otherwise there's a 3/4 chance that someone will tear the poster off without cutting themselves.

And every fucking person I've ever seen with the photo of "oh my god look what they've done" have a picture of their PALMS cut, not their fingers. Who the fuck pulls down a poster with their palms? It's always self harming wet leftists/trannies who want to get sympathy points for crushing fascism by putting up posters themselves and cutting themselves to own the right.
 
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