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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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#VEGANsausageroll thanks Greggs

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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The hype got me like #Greggs #Veganuary

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.

 

[Crunkle]

Literally everyone anytime scantily ladies comes up;
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Come on guys, are you really complaining?
I for one am not the type to mind lycra shorts, because I am neither muslamic nor homosexual. All you gotta do is not behave like a brown about it.
Anyone who fails the basic human decency test of not being a creep over clothing ought to be a castration candidate IMO.

Ha ha, charade you are.

I'm a raging faggot and even I know the difference between "Nice legs, what time do they open?" and "Do you want to go for a drink?".

 

[Russian Bot #5361]

Plod chief says people should be handling shoplifters themselves
https://archive.ph/f20YK

This is an easy recipe to find yourself stabbed, beaten, or worse arrested by the police for ABH, Assault, or GBH. In terms of the getting hurt line of argument, people who shoplift aren't exactly law abiding by nature and would likely react violently if you were to intervene, this itself may not be an issue for some. but it's worth bearing in mind.

Where the real issues occur is in the likelihood of prosecution by the police. As we know, our police force is quick to arrest anyone that more than touches a hair on another person, regardless of whether they are a criminal or not. If you are to be arrested, you would be detained for a day, go through the interview process, then be bailed for a period of up to three months, where you will feel the mental weight of a criminal charge hanging over your head and potentially suspended from work depending on your job.

If charged, you would then be waiting months, if your charge is triable either way and elect for summary trial — on bail and potentially subject to conditions or remanded in custody — or, if you elect a jury trial and are charged with an either way offence or an indictable offence, you will be waiting for up to two or three years for a Crown Court trial. Regardless of outcome, whether guilty or not, your life has been irreparably damaged and you will likely deal with a significant amount of mental anguish. To risk all of that to save some faceless corporation a few quid simply isn't worth it, as you won't be rewarded for it, and pretty much every day around the country people are arrested in similar scenarios or self-defence situations.

If the Police actually want individual do something about criminals, they must offer further assurances or legal protections to people attempting to do their civic duty. Until then, they can all get fucked, as I will not intervene when I see people simply walking out with arms full of stolen merchandise.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

Literally everyone ITT anytime scantily clad ladies comes up;

I don't mind someone showing off and looking good, but there's a difference between that and dressing like a slut. I don't like trashy ghetto people and that's how a lot of women have started dressing. Also uggos wearing gym wear look like cottage cheese pumped into a canvas sack. Very gross!

 

[East_Clintwood]

Plod chief says people should be handling shoplifters themselves

If you’ve got someone in your store now stealing from you, call 999.

Why? You aren't gonna turn up and do anything, and we all know it

Also ideally try and stop them leaving, don’t just stand there and watch, which a lot of people do, which frustrates me

So I can get stabbed by a (((youth))) or arrested for some bullshit like they're trying with those lads who dealt with the tube flasher? No fucking thanks, you wankers have made your choices in becoming little more than enemies of the common man so you can fucking suffer for them you cunt.

 

[Made In Wales]

Ha ha, charade you are.

I'm a raging faggot and even I know the difference between "Nice legs, what time do they open?" and "Do you want to go for a drink?".

When the biffer in question looks like the 'Worst in Show at Hereford Cattle Market' then I will cash in my Flaming Faggot Privilege Card.

'I wouldn't say she was a big lass, but she did once play for Wigan... as the back row!'

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

libtard police.mp4
I know the first reaction to this is probably going to be "Why are the police wasting time on this shit!" and for sure, I agree. However, I think that this is a way to make more money for the police. The police pulling people over to virtue lecture at them for catcalling hot female officers; but that's probably just a pretence to then find an easily justified on the spot fine.

Literally putting your female officers in gym shark booty shorts and sending them out to trawl for tips. At this point, why not just do a bikini car wash? It'd be more fun at least.

While I'm not wishing it upon anyone, it would indeed be extremely funny if they ran afoul of some doctors and engineers.
I bet their jogging routes steer clear of any mosques or shitskin containment hotels.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Ha ha, charade you are.

I'm a raging faggot and even I know the difference between "Nice legs, what time do they open?" and "Do you want to go for a drink?".

I dunno man, could always be a deep cover @-Jack- op!

I don't mind someone showing off and looking good, but there's a difference between that and dressing like a slut. I don't like trashy ghetto people and that's how a lot of women have started dressing. Also uggos wearing gym wear look like cottage cheese pumped into a canvas sack. Very gross!

Video nasty fingers typed this post.

This is an easy recipe to find yourself stabbed, beaten, or worse arrested by the police for ABH, Assault, or GBH. In terms of the getting hurt line of argument, people who shoplift aren't exactly law abiding by nature and would likely react violently if you were to intervene, this itself may not be an issue for some. but it's worth bearing in mind.

Lol nope, magic words; Reasonable Escalation, just don't be a nigger, yes this is indeed asking too much most of the time.
If you get done in it is entirely your own fault for being a retarded, and I have no sympathy for you.

Until then, they can all get fucked, as I will not intervene when I see people simply walking out with arms full of stolen merchandise.

Cops are useless, don't bother calling them, but please do tell whoever the most up-for-it looking staff member is.
And don't wait till they've gone out the door either, we don't mind the exercise, but 20 mins later when you're finally in the que and those joints are already being sold in the local flatroof is a bit too much of a head start for sammy-steals-steaks.
Don't just moan about it, be part of the solution; batter your local crackhead (legally) today!

 

[Necrosan]

libtard police.mp4
I know the first reaction to this is probably going to be "Why are the police wasting time on this shit!" and for sure, I agree. However, I think that this is a way to make more money for the police. The police pulling people over to virtue lecture at them for catcalling hot female officers; but that's probably just a pretence to then find an easily justified on the spot fine.

Literally putting your female officers in gym shark booty shorts and sending them out to trawl for tips. At this point, why not just do a bikini car wash? It'd be more fun at least.

I'd fucking love to get the entire tapes of them running and see how many browns they had to ignore along the way.

 

[Crunkle]

I'd fucking love to get the entire tapes of them running and see how many browns they had to ignore along the way.

Everyone knows the Somali phrase for "Good morning!" is "I will sex you white devil". It's racist to judge people by the language they've spoken from birth, you fucking bigot.

 

[ghj123]

Sky Sports claims 'dodgy Fire Sticks' will cause removal of 3pm football blackout as companies lose billions:

Proof that piracy is good for the entertainment industry giving a voice to customers.

 

[Crunkle]

DOUBLE POST BUT MAJOR HAPPENING

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The Epping migrant hotel rapist, Mohammed Sharwarq from Syria, has been charged with SEVEN offences.

• 2x common assault
• 4x assault by beating
• 1x sexual assault on a man

Going to refer to him as "The Syrian Shirtlifter" from now on.

 

[prayforpills]

Incredibly, incredibly based. Shouting and leering at women is uncivilised. Obviously a very deliberate choice to do this in affluent Surrey as opposed to, I dunno, Bradford or Whitechapel.

When a white British man catcalls me, I wrinkle my nose and carry on. When a black or brown man catcalls me, I fear for my life, and if it escalates I will literally call 999. Hope they apprehended some of the doctors and engineers kek.

 

[anti SJW]

libtard police.mp4
I know the first reaction to this is probably going to be "Why are the police wasting time on this shit!" and for sure, I agree. However, I think that this is a way to make more money for the police. The police pulling people over to virtue lecture at them for catcalling hot female officers; but that's probably just a pretence to then find an easily justified on the spot fine.

Literally putting your female officers in gym shark booty shorts and sending them out to trawl for tips. At this point, why not just do a bikini car wash? It'd be more fun at least.

Since they let the Muslim "migrants" get away with rape, if a group of Muslim men rape them as they are jogging, will they let them go?

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

Incredibly, incredibly based. Shouting and leering at women is uncivilised. The frustrating this is that its 90% brown and black men doing this, plus they're doing it in Surrey which is mostly white, so most of the actual offenders will probably just be ignored in favour of two-tier justice.

When a white British man catcalls me, I wrinkle my nose and carry on. When a black or brown man catcalls me, I fear for my life.

Of course, that's because when a white man catcalls, that is their way of saying "You look nice, I would like to get to know you better." most of the time. Albeit in a fairly rude way.
When a nigger or shitskin does it. They are more often than not saying "YOU PRETTY! ME WANT RAPE YOU NOW!"

 

[prayforpills]

Of course, that's because when a white man catcalls, that is their way of saying "You look nice, I would like to get to know you better." most of the time. Albeit in a fairly rude way.
When a nigger or shitskin does it. They are more often than not saying "YOU PRETTY! ME WANT RAPE YOU NOW!"

Yep. Literally. I don't fear other British males.

 

[Kofi Drinka]

Anyone who fails the basic human decency test of not being a creep over clothing ought to be a castration candidate IMO.

Basic human decency also says you don't display your genitals in public. It's not uncommon to see women's labia through their leggings in public now.

This is an easy recipe to find yourself stabbed, beaten, or worse arrested by the police for ABH, Assault, or GBH. In terms of the getting hurt line of argument, people who shoplift aren't exactly law abiding by nature and would likely react violently if you were to intervene, this itself may not be an issue for some. but it's worth bearing in mind.

A lot of security staff are now black or brown and won't do shit even if it's not one of their own which means they're even less likely to do shit.

I don't mind someone showing off and looking good, but there's a difference between that and dressing like a slut. I don't like trashy ghetto people and that's how a lot of women have started dressing. Also uggos wearing gym wear look like cottage cheese pumped into a canvas sack. Very gross!

It's disgusting and it makes every where look like some instagram meat market. I think the people who defend it are sluts wanting the attention in denial or men who can't get any female attention so want women on display in public.

Do you think I would get the same reaction if I wore skin tight shorts so you could make out my bollocks and penis? I bet if men were doing it the reaction would be to ban shorts.

Of course, that's because when a white man catcalls, that is their way of saying "You look nice, I would like to get to know you better." most of the time. Albeit in a fairly rude way.

I don't think it's even that. It's a bit of banter. I don't think any builder thinks "Show us ya tits love!" is going to get them a date. But it gets everyone a laugh.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

I don't think it's even that. It's a bit of banter. I don't think any builder thinks "Show us ya tits love!" is going to get them a date. But it gets everyone a laugh.

Sure, sure. But that was kind of my point, it's that white people have self-restraint, they're doing it because while they think that the woman in question looks nice, they know the odds of anything happening is practically zero. Just banter and a compliment delivered in a way that isn't very nice.
But when the lesser pavement ape screams "SHOW ME TITTY NOW!" he has a fairly high chance of resorting to his base animal instinct and attempting rape on the spot.

At the very least you're unlikely to get catcalled by a Jeet Builder because I'm fairly certain their bones would disintegrate having to do any sort of actual heavy manual labour expected of a builder.

 

[East_Clintwood]

1x sexual assault on a man

Well there goes even the slimmest of hope for ever getting rid of him since now he'll pull the human rights "they'll stone me for being a faggot if you send me home" card.

 

[Marvin]

Literally everyone ITT anytime scantily clad ladies comes up;
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Come on guys, are you really complaining?
I for one am not the type to mind lycra shorts, because I am neither muslamic nor homosexual. All you gotta do is not behave like a brown about it.
Anyone who fails the basic human decency test of not being a creep over clothing ought to be a castration candidate IMO.

But browns do exist y'know.

Look, if I walk around with a wad of $100s hanging out of my shorts, and someone snatches them off of me, I got robbed. It's not my fault. The only person responsible for theft is the thief.

Still there's reasonable precautions I can take to make said theft less likely.

I guess a woman's ability to go for a jog (or not) in somewhat form fitting clothing without getting harassed says a lot about the local demographics.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

Elect me for next supreme king president of the UK, I have come up with a foolproof solution for the migrant boat crisis.

Transport ships can't unload units if you wall the coast.