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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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We obviously don't hate Labour anywhere near enough... I am sure I've seen this in 'The Thick Of It':

https://www.gbnews.com/politics/labour-admits-losing-track-of-150000-migrants
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Did you know if you put people in a completely open space with zero security they can just leave? No really. They can just walk away and never be seen again.

We put tracking ankle bracelets on chavs and drunk drivers to make sure they're home before Emerdale starts. But random Arabs arriving on boats? No tracking at all.

The foreign news stories are a bit crap MIW. I don't read many news sites because I don't want all the foreign stories and Trump derangement. Can't you find some nice local stories about children winning national awards and some women boxer getting her face splattered and returning home a hero?
 
Did you know if you put people in a completely open space with zero security they can just leave? No really. They can just walk away and never be seen again.

We put tracking ankle bracelets on chavs and drunk drivers to make sure they're home before Emerdale starts. But random Arabs arriving on boats? No tracking at all.

The foreign news stories are a bit crap MIW. I don't read many news sites because I don't want all the foreign stories and Trump derangement. Can't you find some nice local stories about children winning national awards and some women boxer getting her face splattered and returning home a hero?
Will see what I can do @Kofi Drinka
 
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A 61 magnitude earthquake holy fuck how did the earth not split in half?
The foreign news stories are a bit crap MIW. I don't read many news sites because I don't want all the foreign stories and Trump derangement. Can't you find some nice local stories about children winning national awards and some women boxer getting her face splattered and returning home a hero?
Saw a fucking massive emperor dragonfly in my garden a couple weeks ago if that counts?
 
Plus, the alternative could well be President Boris 'Spaffer' Johnson...
Or worse: President Anthony Charles Lynton Blair.

If it's Made in China, expect shit.

If it's @Made In Wales, expect lamb.
You see that wall? I laid every stone of that wall by my own hand, but do they call me Jones the wall builder? Now, you see that barn? I cut and carved every timber of that barn without any help, but do they call me Jones the barn raiser? And you see that dock? I laid every timber and blank of that dock myself, but do they call me Jones the dock builder?

But you fuck one sheep...

I hope summer's been alright for all you UKies.

Just got back from a family bbq and am very drunk and very happy. Spent most of the day shooting shit and tanking cheap cava with me dad. He's ancient and still here, like some fucking old oak. I don't want it to end lads.
 
That way he did that pirouette after he got tazed.
Beautiful.
*Rips off wing mirror of police vehicle to hurl at people*
*Attempts to roundhouse kick someone in the middle of the road in front of the police vehicle he3 just vandalised*
*Shrieks for the police to arrest the people he is attacking*
*Realises the taser is pointed at him and attempts to run*
Everything up to that wonderful ballet was perfect too.
 
I hope summer's been alright for all you UKies.
What's this 'summer' thing you mention? Never heard of that before. Didn't even fucking bother moving the portable snake heater to make room for a fan because it just didn't get hot enough. It's been too hot upstairs for the dog but that's just because she's a fucking giant fluffy polarbear.
 
I hope summer's been alright for all you UKies.
Not too bad, just heard from a Palace supporting colleague of mine (I am aware our resident Brighton fan might be triggered at the news ; ) who is in delirium after today's Wembley win.

Only sour note was that the Met. Police were everywhere after the match - apparently Palestine Action had phoned a bomb threat to the stadium. Scumbags.
 
The Chagos Islands deal is going to cost 10x more than projected after a FoI request.

Instead of being £3.4 billion (already too high), it's now £35 billion.

The Express (L / A)

Absolute scandal.
 
The Chagos Islands deal is going to cost 10x more than projected after a FoI request.

Instead of being £3.4 billion (already too high), it's now £35 billion.

The Express (L / A)

Absolute scandal.
I've moaned about this before, but I really hate the use of the word "deal" in this context. A deal implies that "I get X, in return you get Y" meme. What the fuck are we getting in this so-called "deal"??
 
I've moaned about this before, but I really hate the use of the word "deal" in this context. A deal implies that "I get X, in return you get Y" meme. What the fuck are we getting in this so-called "deal"??
I'm sorry, Your Highness.

The entire thing around the deal hinges around leasing it back to Mauritius. It's not even a hot topic, and has never been a hot topic or even registering on the voter concerns charts. Why open yourself up to such pain, or did he really think that this was a political win somehow? Most people couldn't even point to the Chagos Islands on a map.

Now the cost of the entire project is the same cost as the budget deficit.
 
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