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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.
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It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Well that petition for an immediate general election passed half a million earlier.
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Doesn't have a direct effect but signals public sentiment clearly and worth signing. Wonder how high it will get. Probably depends on how quickly the govt. get it debated and closed down, I guess. Would be a laugh if it hit a million. That's a magic number that registers in people's minds.
 
Late and gayer than Elton John and Liberace sharing a Prawn Cocktail (due to a Red Dwarf bingeathon) but here be the news...

Be warned, it's bigger than Chantal's knickers...

Also @Kier Starmer - the ghost of Tony Martin... I guess you don't mean the chap who sang 'Headless Cross'...

Bournemouth is 'now the Wild West!' Protester declares Britain's migrant crisis is 'out of control' amid nationwide demonstrations:




Lisa Nandy accused of 'discrimination' after 'prioritising Islam' over other religions:




Man 'desecrates' Tomb of the Unknown Soldier after lighting cigarette using eternal flame:




Volodymyr Zelensky could be SNUBBED from US-Russia talks after demanding European involvement:




Israel to take over Gaza as Benjamin Netanyahu reveals five-point plan to finally oust Hamas:




Yorkshire residents refuse to leave homes despite village disappearing into the sea:




'It's not safe!' Liverpool student fears for migrant housing next to her university as protesters take to the streets: 'We're sick of it':




Anti-migrant protester declares 'Britain is losing its identity' as concerned locals take to the streets: 'This is OUR community!':




Keir Starmer reiterates 'unwavering support' for Volodymyr Zelensky after red line drawn in Donald Trump deal:




League One match halted after medical emergency in crowd with players forced off the pitch (second such incident of the season - same thing happened at Newport County v Notts. County last week)




Inheritance tax warning: Labour told to scrap 'hideous grief tax' as surging number of families forced to pay:




Taxpayers forced to pay £19m for teaching staff 'away days':




Oasis call council a 'bunch of snakes' over fan comments:




Almost half of working-age adults are not paying into a private or workplace pension, the government revealed this week.:




'Are we not working class enough?' Students divided on civil service internship reform:




Sturgeon denies 'conspiracy to destroy' mentor Salmond:




At least 365 arrests at Palestine Action ban protest:




Comedian Hardeep Singh Kohli accused of indecent assault in BBC studio:


 
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Overly Serious said:
Do I just go on the anti-protest websites and see where they're targeting or is there a better way?
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Nope, because we know most of the protests they claim are happening are fake so they can show up themselves and claim they scared off "muh far-right."
Crunkle said:
Archive (viewer discretion advised, absolutely horrific reading)

You don't hate teachers enough.
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Fucking horrifying.

Meanwhile;

Another prison officer who likes fucking criminals
A prison probation officer who posed a "significant risk to prison security" by failing to mention her relationship with a prisoner when she got the job has been sentenced.

Leonie Wilkinson, 27, did not disclose any conflicts of interest when she applied for the role at HMP Preston or during her vetting period, the North West Regional Organised Crime Unit (NWROCU) said.

Her relationship with prisoner Gary Hampson, which began in 2018, was uncovered after a mobile phone found in his cell showed the pair had called, emailed and messaged each other.

Wilkinson, who pleaded guilty to misconduct in public office, was sentenced at Preston Crown Court to 12 months in prison, suspended for 18 months.
Det Insp Brian Morley, of NWROCU, said: "Wilkinson's actions represented a serious breach of trust and undermined the integrity of the criminal justice system."

Wilkinson was also sentenced for offences including unauthorised access to a computer and encouraging the possession of a mobile device.

Hampson, 26, was handed six months' imprisonment to run consecutively with his existing sentence after admitting encouraging misconduct in a public office and possessing an unauthorised mobile phone in prison.

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The sentencing followed an investigation into her misconduct while employed at HMP Preston, which she started working at in 2020.

Her vetting for the role was delayed by the Covid-19 pandemic, by which time Wilkinson, of Preston, had already completed her training and failed to declare any conflicts of interest.

But in April 2021, Wilkinson told her line manager she knew prisoner Gary Hampson and one of his relatives, citing a family connection, the NWROCU said.

She claimed to have submitted a conflict of interest report but records show she only declared a connection to another prisoner and no formal disclosure was made regarding Hampson and his relative.

A month later, reports surfaced alleging a corrupt probation officer was smuggling contraband into HMP Preston.

A subsequent investigation revealed Wilkinson was in a relationship with Hampson, a continuation of a prior relationship and had visited him in prison in January 2018.

She had also been listed as a friend of two other inmates.

A mobile phone seized from Hampson's cell showed messages between Wilkinson and Hampson, while a card sent online by the officer to the prisoner was also found.
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BBC pretend David Lammy and JD Vance have some creepy bromance as opposed to both being able to be professional for a while.
US Vice President JD Vance is taking his holiday in the UK - a trip which will include visits to the Cotswolds, Scotland and, to kick it all off, a few days staying with Foreign Secretary David Lammy at his grace-and-favour country home, Chevening House in Kent.

It would seem an unlikely friendship on the face of it. One grew up in north London, the other in rust-belt Ohio.

One is a left-wing advocate of multi-culturalism, the other a conservative who has, albeit jokingly, referred to the UK as "the first truly Islamist country" with a nuclear bomb.

Yet, despite their differences Lammy and Vance appear to be the best of friends.
As he settled in for a brief chat with the media in the drawing room at Chevening alongside the foreign secretary, Vance spoke warmly of their relationship.

"I have to say that I really have become a good friend, and David has become a good friend of mine," he said. "Our families enjoy each other's company very much, which always helps."

Chevening is set in 3,000 acres of land, including a maze and lake, which was the first destination for the two families on Friday morning, for a spot of fishing.

Vance joked this activity put "a strain on the special relationship" with his children all catching carp, while the foreign secretary came away empty-handed.

Lammy didn't seem bitter, telling the vice president he was "delighted" to welcome him and his family to 115-room Chevening, which he described as "my home".

Strictly speaking, the 17th century manor house belongs to the nation, but cabinet ministers, particularly foreign secretaries, are allowed to use it for family getaways or meetings with foreign dignitaries.

The vice president seemed suitably impressed with his friend's weekend retreat.


Vance acknowledged the two men come from "different political spectrums" but said Lammy had been "kind enough to make time on a visit to [Washington] DC, we got to know each other a little bit then".

Since that first meeting, when Lammy was in opposition and Vance had just been elected to the US Senate, they have met regularly including at the new Pope's inauguration in May.

Last week, Lammy told the Guardian, external he, Vance and Deputy Prime Minister Angela Rayner bonded over drinks in the Villa Taverna, the US ambassador's residence in Rome.

"I had this great sense that JD completely relates to me and he completely relates to Angela. So it was a wonderful hour and a half," he said. "I was probably the shyest of the three."

He said that, like Vance, Rayner and himself were "not just working-class politicians, but people with dysfunctional childhoods".

Lammy's parents split up during his teens. His father went to the US and Lammy never saw him again.

Vance told the story of his own upbringing - including an absent father and a mother with a drug addiction - in his bestselling memoir Hillbilly Elegy.

Despite their trickier starts in life, both ended up at prestigious US colleges. Lammy studied at Harvard, where he met and befriended Barack Obama. Vance went to Harvard's rival Yale - "not quite as good," Lammy joked at Chevening.

The two men have also bonded over their Christian faith. Vance converted to Catholicism as an adult and attended Mass with Lammy when he visited Washington DC earlier this year.

The pair have something else in common, although neither want to to draw attention to it: their previous less-than-flattering comments about Donald Trump.

JD Vance's past verdict - "reprehensible", "an idiot", "I never liked him".

And Lammy's? "A tyrant" and "a woman-hating, neo Nazi sympathising sociopath".

Be it political expediency or a genuine change of heart, both have since revised their opinions.
But how far do personal relations matter, when there are so many other factors at play - be it national self interest in the case of tariffs, or differences of opinion such as over the situation in Gaza?

Bronwen Maddox the CEO of the Chatham House international affairs think tank says they do, "particularly under this administration".

"Trump has deliberately personalised these things," she adds.

That is why Lammy - despite his natural affiliation with the Democratic Party in the US - was tasked with building bridges with their Republican opponents, even before the general election.

Although that might have appeared a tall order, Chair of Republicans Overseas Greg Swenson says his party tend to feel fonder towards the UK than the Democrats.

Vance and Trump have criticised the UK in the past, but Swenson says it "comes from a good place".

"Both want what's best for the UK... you never want to see your friend make a mistake."
However, if Lammy thinks his friendship with Vance is exclusive he may be disappointed.

The vice president is also meeting Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch and Reform UK's Nigel Farage has hinted that he may be as well.


In between meeting UK politicians, Vance will be squeezing in a trip to the Cotswolds - something that may infuriate those Americans, such as TV chat show host Ellen DeGeneres, who fled to the area specifically to escape Trump and his acolytes.

There have also been reports that singer-rapper couple Beyonce and Jay-Z have been house-hunting in the area.

Explaining the appeal of the region to wealthy Americans, writer Plum Sykes told the BBC's PM programme it combines the desire for countryside with the need for glamour.

"Americans can't go to Wales and survive in the same way they can in the Cotswolds where you can get a matcha latte and go to a gyrotonics class.

"The business of the private jet people at Cotswolds airport has gone through the roof."

Vance is reported to be staying in a house, very close to Diddly Squat - the farm and pub belonging to broadcaster Jeremy Clarkson.

That sets up the possibility of an awkward encounter between the two. Clarkson has previously lambasted Vance, with "a bearded god-botherer" being among his more printable insults.

But a friendship might still flower, after all forming unlikely relationships seems to be as fashionable as the Cotswolds at the moment.
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femboy fart huffer said:
New builds are shit. They're all falling apart before they're even finished. Shits never straight and everything's made of the cheapest materials possible. It's just English tofu dregs.
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I'll take the apocalypse finish, please!

Made In Wales said:
'It's not safe!' Liverpool student fears for migrant housing next to her university as protesters take to the streets: 'We're sick of it':
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SERCO are at it again. This is how they're solving the migrant hotels. I bet you their next move will be to start housing them with volunteers, then offer a break from the "bedroom tax" for anyone who houses a migrant. Then it'll just be mandatory.
 
teriyakiburns said:
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I'll take the apocalypse finish, please!


SERCO are at it again. This is how they're solving the migrant hotels. I bet you their next move will be to start housing them with volunteers, then offer a break from the "bedroom tax" for anyone who houses a migrant. Then it'll just be mandatory.
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Have seen a few of those IRL, the ones at 0:10 are built on an old colliery site near me - and due to no or very poor drainage they will flood like a whore's knickers during happy hour.

When they were being built, the site foreman said that nobody would need to worry about the run off because it would be channeled towards a railway line (which itself has to be drained so as to not sink into the mire). Doing that means that the channel would run up and not down.

Basic KS2 Geography dictates that water doesn't run up hill, but the bod in charge insisted he was right as he had a University degree to which I replied 'water doesn't flow uphill you fucking numptie!'

Cue the fucking numptie running off and having a loud cry and mental breakdown in his car before driving off.
 
I consider the Ukrainian conditions to be very similar to an IMF bailout. You fuckers happily took nearly a trillion in money and billions of damage but you are averse to any kind of territory surrender. Crimea was up for lease anyway; it's part of the reason you are in that mess.

Trump has every right to not include Europe because you don't want peace at all. You want a really shit corpo 40k style war that goes endlessly on. The trouble is that the bankrolling countries are either in recession or about to be. Russia can stick it out for years because it can summon Chinese and Jeets as both countries are somewhat beholden to fuel and need Russia. Ukraine cannot do that due to NATO, but also the military surrounding them having very low supplies, and Trump knows that too, in terms of the European military.

Starmer needs to be very careful he is in a position of being backstabbed by an outside party. He needs the Americans for the IMF and trade; if they want to, they can make him sing. There is clear discontent in the cabinet as well, and whilst his obvious move is to use Reeves to survive, it bears little fruit. People are pissed at more than the economy, so it does nothing.
 
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I consider the Ukrainian conditions to be very similar to an IMF bailout. You fuckers happily took nearly a trillion in money and billions of damage but you are averse to any kind of territory surrender. Crimea was up for lease anyway; it's part of the reason you are in that mess.

Trump has every right to not include Europe because you don't want peace at all. You want a really shit corpo 40k style war that goes endlessly on. The trouble is that the bankrolling countries are either in recession or about to be. Russia can stick it out for years because it can summon Chinese and Jeets as both countries are somewhat beholden to fuel and need Russia. Ukraine cannot do that due to NATO, but also the military surrounding them having very low supplies, and Trump knows that too, in terms of the European military.

Starmer needs to be very careful he is in a position of being backstabbed by an outside party. He needs the Americans for the IMF and trade; if they want to, they can make him sing. There is clear discontent in the cabinet as well, and whilst his obvious move is to use Reeves to survive, it bears little fruit. People are pissed at more than the economy, so it does nothing.
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At least Trump is doing more to end toe war than anybody else and, though he has scolded Putin, Putin is quite happy to meet with Trump in order to get the war ended.

This is why the Libtard West is howling - if Trump wins this then this will arguably be the biggest win of both presidencies and the Democrats/Woke will then go into a terminal decline.

Starmer is too pompous to realise that he needs Trump - he believes that the EU is the safer bet, because 'Orange Man Bad', yet the EU is declining whilst the USA economy overall is in decent shape.

I just wonder if there may be more to Trump's visit to these shores next month than meets the eye...
 
Made In Wales said:
On new estates and new builds, very much so.
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I got one as a gift a few years ago, and it gets screwed into the brickwork on the front of my house (in the US). I didn't feel like buying+installing the solar charger, so I have to change the battery every couple weeks. Not the biggest issue but still.

I've been a little uncomfortable with privacy issues with the idea of having a big repository of video of everything in front of my front door stashed in some big tech storage somewhere. (Although I guess in the UK, that's closing the barn door after the horse has bolted, considering how broadly y'all have deployed cctv? But the flip side is that it's not big tech so it's not quite as malicious?)

But I can't deny it's been handy. Scoping out delivery people and whatnot. Sitting in a Wetherspoons right now and I can see the pet sitter approaching my house back in Maryland from my phone.
 
Marvin said:
Are doorbell cameras much of a thing in the UK?
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Doesn't matter. The police will show up maybe 10% of the time if you call them to say there's a burglary at most. Unless you are in the house and in direct danger they normally don't give a shit. Giving the police some doorbell camera footage of some guy in a balaclava and expecting to do anything with it is so far beyond just wishful thinking it's just straight up delusional. At best they're good for insurance reasons but that's about it.
 
Kier Starmer said:
Crimea was up for lease anyway; it's part of the reason you are in that mess.
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It was only the port of Stevastopol that was leased by Russia, as a home for the black sea fleet, which is largely moot now that they've moved the fleet to Novorossiysk. The Crimean peninsula was seized during the Russian invasion of 2014 and has never been formally recognised as Russian territory. Ukraine may be convinced to recognise de-facto Russia jurisdiction of Crimea in exchange for a return of the rest of the territory Russia has seized in its "special military operation", but it's unlikely Russia would accept these terms, or indeed any terms that didn't see Ukraine reduced to a powerless periphery state, akin to Finlandisation in the 1950s.

I'll leave the rest of the russia/ukraine sperging to the relevant threads.

femboy fart huffer said:
The police will show up maybe 10% of the time if you call them to say there's a burglary at most.
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If you want to guarantee the police turn up, you have to imply, in a deniable way, that you're going to stab whoever comes through the door. Or say that you're afraid they're going to murder you because they think you're gay. You'll have blues and twos up your street before you can put the phone down.
 
femboy fart huffer said:
Doesn't matter. The police will show up maybe 10% of the time if you call them to say there's a burglary at most. Unless you are in the house and in direct danger they normally don't give a shit. Giving the police some doorbell camera footage of some guy in a balaclava and expecting to do anything with it is so far beyond just wishful thinking it's just straight up delusional. At best they're good for insurance reasons but that's about it.
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Oh that's gay. I was just thinking then you could do something about it. But "do something about it" means something different for you than for me.
 
Marvin said:
Oh that's gay. I was just thinking then you could do something about it. But "do something about it" means something different for you than for me.
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Defending your own life in your own house is illegal in this country. There's some fucking faggy law about needing the force to be reciprocal. IE if someone comes into your house with a hammer then you can't beat them to death with a baseball bat because that's an over use of force, you can at most use a hammer back. If someone waves a knife at you then you can't defend yourself, you have to wait until AFTER they try to stab you to defend yourself. If you find a man in your house raping your wife/child then you cannot defend them with anything other than your fists and even then if you beat them too hard then you'll still get fucked for it.

The most retarded part is that you are meant to fucking think about any of that in that situation and react within those guidelines. If I hear someone break into my house and I grab a baseball bat and walk in on them only to find them unarmed I am expected to drop the baseball bat and fight them with my fists. Even though the criminal would just pick up the baseball bat and now I am disadvantaged. And even then if you punch someone and knock them out then that's fine, if they end up falling backwards and cracking their head open on the floor now you're being charged with manslaughter at the minimum.

Also if you have a bedside knife or something like that that you use then that's also illegal. It's mostly targeted at actual weapons but I mean at that point I'll just keep a fucking sword by my bed. If you have an object that is just for self defence then they'll try charging you with that. Shit like a machete in urban areas or a baseball bat when you've never played the sport. That sort of shit. Even if you use it in a way that is 100% legal and justified (by some fucking miracle) then they will still throw a hissy fit at you for owning something to prevent yourself being fucking murdered because something something escalation despite the person who broke in being the one who fucking escalated it in the first place.

Of course most sane people don't give a shit and the whole I'd rather my parents attend my trial than funeral type shit.

This country is fucking retarded. Just give me a shotgun rather than this faggy bullshit.

You are expected to call the police and let them take care of it, even though they normally don't fucking show up and even if they did an intruder could kill you and all your family in the time it'd take for the police to show up. And even then they will only deal with it if they find the person there. Compared to a logical society where you'd just fucking paint your walls with the intruder's brain and society would become infinitely better as a result. I am expected to just let the criminal take whatever, do whatever they want, and then the police and legal system will get justice for me. Even though they never bother investigating burglaries and even if the person gets convicted the jail times for something like rape or murder are fucking jokes anyway. How the fuck I'm meant to let the criminal take what they want and the police will get it back when the police never even show up god only fucking knows. But hey. There's ways. There's things you can do.

We used to cut the hands off of people who stole things. Now we're closer to cutting the hands off of the people who defend themselves from that. Let alone rapists and that sort of shit. They'd be off to the gallows, now they're off on probation.
 
femboy fart huffer said:
Defending your own life in your own house is illegal in this country. There's some fucking faggy law about needing the force to be reciprocal. IE if someone comes into your house with a hammer then you can't beat them to death with a baseball bat because that's an over use of force, you can at most use a hammer back. If someone waves a knife at you then you can't defend yourself, you have to wait until AFTER they try to stab you to defend yourself. If you find a man in your house raping your wife/child then you cannot defend them with anything other than your fists and even then if you beat them too hard then you'll still get fucked for it.
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Not strictly true. Legally, you have the right to defend yourself in your home with reasonable force if you feel threatened. There's no "duty to retreat" in law, nor is there any duty to wait until you're physically attacked before you defend yourself. The problem is that the police don't care about your legal rights and will gladly torture you in interviews until they can coerce you into confessing a crime, or failing that, will creatively interpret evidence such that you can be prosecuted for something you didn't actually do. The courts always side with the police and your own defence lawyer will defer to them, regardless of the legality of your acts. They'll all meet up for drinks at Pommeroys after the trial is concluded.

What this demonstrates is that legality matters little, when the entire system is corrupt and stacked against you. You could theoretically have the absolute right to shoot any trespasser who so much as sneezed at your door, but if the police and the courts decide to ignore those rights, you're still going to prison.
 
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This is the problematic part. They will argue that you should not have felt threatened because he was just standing around with a knife and you couldn't possibly know his intentions. You have to wait until they pose a clear threat which in this retarded country has such a strict definition that it's basically just wait until the guy tries to attack you.

But yea doesn't matter either way because no one gives a shit about those laws. Trust me in the moment none of that shit matters. You grab the nearest heavy or sharp object and that's the last thing you remember until the adrenaline wears off. It's just more of the disorderly conduct laws, just the 100000th law for the government to pick and choose who to arrest, that no matter what you do or how obviously common sense you actions were there is always a way for them to be portrayed as illegal. Don't forget that brightly coloured knives (like those ceramic ones everyone has for some reason) are technically zombie knives and they're illegal and if you use one of those to defend yourself they'll try pin an illegal weapons charge on you and all that sort of shit.
 
@femboy fart huffer That's why, if your home is invaded, you kill the bastards and then do the following:

1) Get some old carpet
2) Wrap the corpses in the carpet
3) Put corpses in the carpet in the boot of your car
4) Drive to a farm, out into the countryside or down to the nearest beach
5) Dispose of the corpses somewhere quiet
6) Burn the carpet destroying DNA evidence
7) Return home and clean up
8) Should the Police come knocking, you saw nobody and know nothing.

If the Plod get a call that a corpse has been washed ashore, the DNA will have washed off as well - it'll be treated as a suspicious death but with nothing to tie you to the dead person/s the investigation will slow to a crawl in weeks/months.

If the body is found decomposed deep in the countryside, again DNA will be harder to ascertain but not impossible. If they are found miles away from roads and in woods/grassland down a ravine and are bloodied then they may just believe it's death by misadventure.

If the body is eaten by pigs a la 'Snatch' then there's no bodies and no DNA - the Farmer might be concerned that the pigs look a little fatter than usual or, if the body hasn't been totally digested, he or she will think that it was them and not you who trespassed on his/her farm.

Therefore it's death by misadventure - daft sod/s broke into a farm, went in the pig sty, pigs did pig things and recycled them.

If they then say 'your car was seen near where the person was found' then don't worry - you need three things to prove that somebody is guilty of a crime; means, motive and opportunity. They won't know you had them as the corpses were previously unknown to you (no motive) and even if you were spotted near where the body was found that doesn't prove opportunity - you could be out for a night drive unaware of what had happened.

Finally, if they can't prove motive and opportunity then proving means will be tough and without anything solid to tie you to the crime they'll dismiss you as a suspect. Eventually, the case will take up too much time and produce no leads and they'll have to 'cold case' it.

Note for Britbong Cops, I've killed zero people :)
 
Crunkle said:
In other news, the reason why migrants seem to want to rape our children might have been found.

It turns out that schoolchildren as young as five are being coerced/encouraged to send heart-shaped Valentine's Day cards to the rapefugees themselves. You know, the same people who have a prophet who married a five/six year old.

Archive (viewer discretion advised, absolutely horrific reading)

You don't hate teachers enough.
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Since I'm in the US I'll post for you guys: these people deserve the death penalty.
Someone start sewing black caps.
 
Made In Wales said:
If they then say 'your car was seen near where the person was found' then don't worry
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Digital forensics.
The victims phone was switched off in your house or went with your phone/cars anpr data to the location of the body at the same time.

Also there’s a 90 min documentary out there on series 7 of red dwarf that shows how one of the writers stayed normie and the other is clearly on his way to trannie hood.

Why post at 4am? I’m an R Whites lemonade drinker.
 
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