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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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#VEGANsausageroll thanks Greggs

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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The hype got me like #Greggs #Veganuary

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.

 

[Zoot]

Palestine Action crowdfunding. Any reckon his could be a honeypot?


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I'm assuming its not terrorist funding yet but I wouldn't like to be donating to this lmao

 

[Otterly]

They do, but the simple fact of the matter is Palestine Action have taken credit for acts of sabotage on military equipment

This and sledgehammer attacks on people should be enough to jail you for a very long time. In a lot of countries, the war sabotage is punishable by death.

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

This and sledgehammer attacks on people should be enough to jail you for a very long time. In a lot of countries, the war sabotage is punishable by death.

It's the sort of shit Antifa like to do in Europe.

We have more than enough problems without permitting that here too. People will though, I've met plenty of IRA apologists in real life to know that they'll make every excuse under the sun as PA ramps up.

 

[Made In Wales]

Palestine Action crowdfunding. Any reckon his could be a honeypot?

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I'm assuming its not terrorist funding yet but I wouldn't like to be donating to this lmao
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Definitely suspect.

Recently some fellow 'Farmers asked as to why Reform UK are trying to appeal more 'centrist' types and modifying their behaviours... well...

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/welsh-reform-councillor-leaves-voicemail-31922073

https://archive.ph/wip/VMmPx

Now, here such a thing would be 'based' or 'no lies detected'

Reality, sadly, is not however Kiwi Farms, and Wales Online will push the 'OMG sooo offensive boo hoo!' angle in order to 'comfort' Paki's and to nudge people into not backing 'evil super Nazi mega Hitler'.

 

[>IMPLYING]

Kemi's either retarded or brilliant.
1. Retarded: Uniparty shit, welfare bill will pass regardless (nobody's going to touch it if they can help it), useless platitudes that'll have the rebels support the bill just to ensure it's unmolested by the Tories.
2. Brilliant: Designed to make Keir look even more like a Tory further alienating his base even more and driving up the number of rebels, losing more of the electorate possibly.

Definitely suspect.

Recently some fellow 'Farmers asked as to why Reform UK are trying to appeal more 'centrist' types and modifying their behaviours... well...

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/welsh-reform-councillor-leaves-voicemail-31922073

https://archive.ph/wip/VMmPx

Now, here such a thing would be 'based' or 'no lies detected'

Reality, sadly, is not however Kiwi Farms, and Wales Online will push the 'OMG sooo offensive boo hoo!' angle in order to 'comfort' Paki's and to nudge people into not backing 'evil super Nazi mega Hitler'.

Other than the Civnat-isms at the end I think if the contents of the call were put on blast I can't imagine many people disagreeing with what he's saying other than hardcore lefty types and Pakistanis themselves.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

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Fucking hell. Reforms just a paki party isn't it.

Yes and also they've had that they want to privatise the NHS in their manifesto this entire fucking time

I have it with events. I can just tell. Yesterday I thought to myself, I bet Jews owned the Windrush. Checked. Yup.

Not only owned it but they funded a marketing campaign in the West Indies advertising a wonderful new life if the black pay the fee to come to Britain. I bloody knew it.

can you actually post the info on this, please

Have you noticed how quickly all the pro-Hamas demonstrations have stopped everywhere outside London now they can’t sit around and plot them on campuses?

There's been a noticeable drop-off inside London as well in the last month or so.

The public vote has changed but the leftist power hasn't been removed yet. They can find ways to mess with you or report you to the police. There's the age old trick of a false assault accusation if they really want to mess with you. You have to be careful until the true believers have been cleared from small power positions.

Again, this shit is called the boriswave because it happened under 14 years of the centre-right conservatives. See above that going further right is just more muslims, who are socially conservative and right-wing themselves, they have the same values but they gatekeep them for their own ethnic / religious group. Starmer has done more that the tories ever did in six months, and will continue to if the public keeps the pressure up, so acting like the centre-left are the problem, all you will get is a change of government into one that continues on more immigration like under boris, but you're allowed to be more openly racist about it (which Labour is against). You can have less immigrants and less naughty words to describe immigrants, or more immigrants and you're allowed to insult them. Which do you want?

Remember that for all the bastions of delusion on both side of the fence shriek about "right" or "left" in the UK what we have is the Establishment. Those cold-blooded fucks would swivel from "trans women are women" to "gas the Jews" to "bomb the Middle East" without a flicker or sense of conflict.

You're right about this. At the same time in this thread before labour party was elected it was all uniparty this uniparty that ... now labour are elected it's labour and left wing bad. No more uniparty. Do you reading this think the daily mail, telegraph etc all jumping on anything they can about Labour and Keir are part of the establishment or not? That is literally where the terms of left and right come from, it was who sat to the left or right of the Sun King in Versailles before the French Revolution. Right would concentrate on pushing ownership interests, the left would argue for limits on ownership rights to prevent revolt from the peasants, which is what Labour are doing right now. Plus this thread kept insisting that Starmer was bumming Lord Alli or vice versa in the name of Palestine because none of you bothered to google that he has an Israeli jewish wife and kids.

Funnily enough, Starmer has been absent from PMQs for 2 weeks now because he is a coward. The China shit will also haunt Kier as much as the word "Nigel". People have not forgotten Covid and they dislike the chinks.

Again, you are being encouraged to associate China's covid fuck ups with Keir so that you stop thinking about how Boris, who is a literal aristocrat who's family has owned most of East Anglia for over 1000 years, said 'let the bodies pile high' and had piss ups while everyone died because he was the one actually in charge

I literally do not think you have to like Starmer because I don't like him either. But the more you make Starmer the problem the more the establishment gets to use him as a scapegoat for everything they've done and will continue to do.

 

[Zoot]

Now, here such a thing would be 'based' or 'no lies detected'

honestly I think if they took the attitude of not apologising for it it wouldn't harm them at all. I think that enough white people don't give a fuck anymore

can you actually post the info on this, please

yeah, sorry I thought I had

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[Morethanabitfoolish]

Kemi's either retarded or brilliant.
1. Retarded: Uniparty shit, welfare bill will pass regardless (nobody's going to touch it if they can help it), useless platitudes that'll have the rebels support the bill just to ensure it's unmolested by the Tories.
2. Brilliant: Designed to make Keir look even more like a Tory further alienating his base even more and driving up the number of rebels, losing more of the electorate possibly.

You forgot option 3, planning to defect to Reform.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

I think Starmer is a globo homo commie plant faggot who would happily sail the country down the river, same with BoJo minus being a faggot of course. I cannot figure Kemi out but then I remember she is black, so probably retarded.

Her stance reminds me of this meme;


She is just as retarded as Starmer as a lot of the Shadow ministers have spoken out against it. Also why not just stop funding migrant hotels you retards, jfc this government is insane.

edit - Sorry for editing again, but I had to read that twice, "make sure people get back into work." Unemployment is growing because the economy is tanking. I will not say retard again I promise but it is like listening to people who don't understand scope.

 

[Kane Lives]

I think Starmer is a globo homo commie plant faggot who would happily sail the country down the river, same with BoJo minus being a faggot of course. I cannot figure Kemi out but then I remember she is black, so probably retarded.

Her stance reminds me of this meme;
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The fact that Tories went with Kemi of all people really shows how dire their bench is. Ostensibly, she's the best they got.

 

[Made In Wales]

honestly I think if they took the attitude of not apologising for it it wouldn't harm them at all. I think that enough white people don't give a fuck anymore


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Would be a good thing, but especially in Wales the media is very powerful and toxic... Media Wales is possibly more powerful than Eluned 'Loony' Morgan, our 'glorious leader' in Corruption/Cardiff Bay.

If this guy didn't apologise, then Media Wales would demand one and shame him.

If most people declared that they didn't give a shit about what he'd said, then Media Wales would declare that there's 'a pandemic of racism' and that 'the politicians must act NOW!'

If most people still declared that they're not interested and won't listen to Media Wales, Will Hayward (the self-appointed 'voice of the people of Wales' - Owen Jones but with more mediocrity) would go on live TV and scream, cry and demand that the Prime Minister silence people who are speaking out because (as he has stated many times) 'I have the power to remove any online comments on Wales Online which I do not approve of.'

He blocked me eons ago on Twitter because I said he dangles out of his Uncle Mark Drakeford's arsehole - he put me on blast, demanded I be arrested and lose my job. When none of this happened he rage cried in front of the Police and threw a toddler like tantrum.

Now, if Welsh people said en masse 'not only are we not interested, but we are going to refuse to buy any Wales Online publication digitally or in paper form and we are not going to pay for extra content' then they might worry, though Will Hayward would do a Seymour Skinner and declare:

'I am not wrong, all of you are!'

They'll only be silenced when Reform UK rules the roost.

 

[Kofi Drinka]

Non governmental organisations should never get a penny of state funding. Their name states they are not part of government, which is blatant bullshit if they are financed largely by the state.

There is no divide between the government and the dystopian mega corps we live under. Elon's leaks showing how closely knit Twitter was with the Biden government and all the chair shuffling between them. If you took away state funding you would have the same income but the government would need an extra million biros each week from one of their mates in Biro corp.

punishable by death.

Can we get the death penalty back? If you're over 20 and your DNA is found some where sexual on a child you should be given it. It would save so much prison space.

If the right does take power and bring sanity I hope the death penalty is brought back for extreme cases with rock solid evidence. None of the American death penalty where you spend 30 years on death row. If there is video evidence matching DNA evidence the sentencing should be carried out immediately after the trial. No longer than 1 week.

 

[Made In Wales]

There is no divide between the government and the dystopian mega corps we live under. Elon's leaks showing how closely knit Twitter was with the Biden government and all the chair shuffling between them. If you took away state funding you would have the same income but the government would need an extra million biros each week from one of their mates in Biro corp.

Can we get the death penalty back? If you're over 20 and your DNA is found some where sexual on a child you should be given it. It would save so much prison space.

If the right does take power and bring sanity I hope the death penalty is brought back for extreme cases with rock solid evidence. None of the American death penalty where you spend 30 years on death row. If there is video evidence matching DNA evidence the sentencing should be carried out immediately after the trial. No longer than 1 week.

If we reintroduced Capital Punishment, we'd be barred from ever re-joining the EU.

Win-win.

 

[Zoot]

If I get elected to power my first act is to set up a secret fund to research genetically targeted nanobots to put into the water supply that makes all BAMEs sterile.

Problem solved.

Kemi's either retarded or brilliant.

I notice that she didn't ask for the navy to patrol the English channel to stop the invasion as part of the deal

 

[Made In Wales]

If I get elected to power my first act is to set up a secret fund to research genetically targeted nanobots to put into the water supply that makes all BAMEs sterile.

Problem solved.

Nice!

If it helps I'll bung Pirbright and Porton Down enough dosh to compile a Nigger-Asian death flu.

'Tyrone died of natural causes...NATURAL CAUSES...'

 

[Otterly]

it helps I'll bung Pirbright and Porton Down enough dosh to compile a Nigger-Asian death flu

I would not bet money against every government that can do such things already doing such things. They’ll be calling it defence against such things, bit that’s just pretty packaging. I also suspect Covid was using similar research output

 

[Mound Dweller]

Is Khocolate Kween Kemi gonna actuyally... commit to something by backing the gov? Wow never thought I'd see the day.

He blocked me eons ago on Twitter because I said he dangles out of his Uncle Mark Drakeford's arsehole - he put me on blast, demanded I be arrested and lose my job.

Bro I like your righteous and very regionally flavoured takes but this is like the 3rd or 4th big fat breadcrumb you've dropped recently; the pool of people you could be is nearing the mere triple digits at this point, be careful or you'll get Morgoth'd, I know I'm one to talk since I countydoxxx myself all the time but 1mil is a nice safe number at least.

 

[Made In Wales]

Is Khocolate Kween Kemi gonna actuyally... commit to something by backing the gov? Wow never thought I'd see the day.

Bro I like your righteous and very regionally flavoured takes but this is like the 3rd or 4th big fat breadcrumb you've dropped recently; the pool of people you could be is nearing the mere triple digits at this point, be careful or you'll get Morgoth'd, I know I'm one to talk since I countydoxxx myself all the time but 1mil is a nice safe number at least.

Fair play, and yes you are right.

No sign of the Soy Boy army... for now anyway!

I would not bet money against every government that can do such things already doing such things. They’ll be calling it defence against such things, bit that’s just pretty packaging. I also suspect Covid was using similar research output

Definitely something in that.

 

[FedPostalService]

Yeah nah, this bit of yours is really fucking tiresome to read.
You're always either complaining about someone making an effortpost or you accuse people of being a glowie.
Meanwhile, you endlessly suck Jewish cock and push civic nationalism.

If anyone is trying to subvert the narrative, it's you Moishe. All you do is complain about other posters, make suspiciously catty remarks, or make the same Gregg joke a million times.
Yeah, we've all seen the meme dipshit.
You sound like a foreigner doing a "how do you do fellow kids?".
If Null pinged your IP, would it be set in Ramat Gan?

I really wish you'd stop kvetching about people being too right wing when the English speaking world is currently being overrun with Bomalians.

Apologies to the rest of you Poms.
I'm just sick of this bitchmade kike trying to silence everyone else.
It makes the thread less interesting to read.

Carry on.

That’s a lot of words when you could have just hit the block button if I upset you so much. Have a steak bake, cry less.

So is yesterday’s groupie today’s rape victim?

Depends on the politics of the accuser and the accused.

The fact that Tories went with Kemi of all people really shows how dire their bench is. Ostensibly, she's the best they got.

She seemed good on paper but she’s an utter damp squib. The Tories still have no idea what they are or what the stand for whilst Reform have some sort of actual right wing populist vision.

She’s so ineffective that Labour activists haven’t even shot themselves in the foot by calling her a house nigger or something similar .

 

[Kofi Drinka]

Is Khocolate Kween Kemi gonna actuyally... commit to something by backing the gov? Wow never thought I'd see the day.

Bro I like your righteous and very regionally flavoured takes but this is like the 3rd or 4th big fat breadcrumb you've dropped recently; the pool of people you could be is nearing the mere triple digits at this point, be careful or you'll get Morgoth'd, I know I'm one to talk since I countydoxxx myself all the time but 1mil is a nice safe number at least.

His last post is enough to dox him alone. If you go through the history of the block list and see the argument you will have the account. It's too late now.

Amazon are opening a new slave camp and Starmer is declaring it a major win for the economy. More international companies not paying tax while killing independent stores.