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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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#VEGANsausageroll thanks Greggs

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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The hype got me like #Greggs #Veganuary

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.

 

[Coelacanth]

They need to keep the native population under control while they carry out the UN agenda.

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... What the fuck did I just read?

I mean don't get me wrong I knew there was something going on but... how retarded do you have to be to think this is a good idea?

 

[STARS158]

... What the fuck did I just read?

I mean don't get me wrong I knew there was something going on but... how retarded do you have to be to think this is a good idea?

Well they've been talking about it at least the last 10 years.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

They need to keep the native population under control while they carry out the UN agenda.

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It also goes as this in stages.
-Demoralization
-Destabilization
-Crisis
-Normalization
When normalization happens, the freedoms we had are the freedoms future generations never knew existed.

 

[Trig.Point]

Tommy Robinson actually does have a fairly decent knowledge of the law, and to the surprise of the powers that be, has been able to secure actual good legal representation (a rarity in the UK where the solicitor you pay money to, legally doesn't have to represent your best interests).

When he was jailed in 2018 the police waited untill his solicitor was on holiday abroad, and had a friendly 'duty' solicitor lined up, who would play ball with the CPS and courts. What's saved him has been Ezra Levant, and having a media outlet outside the UK that's willing to go against UK reporting restrictions. It actually helps that Levant is based in Canada and moderates how Rebel News operates to the extent that it can still be widely shared in the UK. Levant is literally Jewey McJewFace but he has repeatedly gone to the wall for Robinson.

The fact that TalkTv are calling bullshit, and the Reform party know that their base will demand they make at least a token effort to speak up for Tommy (not farage himself but one of the toadie MP's lucky to have gotten a seat) shows that the the direction of travel is changing. If Robinson were to make his home in say Poland or Czechia I don't think the establishment would chase him too hard.

Incidentally he also survived bankruptcy becuase of his bullshit civil cases. Probably because his single large financial backer also has decent lawyers and won't play ball.

Everybody closely involved in supporting Tommy has survived Police and HMRC investigations, and still loyal to the guy. That says a lot.

 

[Day of the Cope]

I'm not sure how civil war would work in the UK. Its citizens are unarmed. Even knives are regulated.

Ask Shinzo Abe.

 

[Joe Shmoe]

is there any lower of scum on this earth then a British police officer? every time i ever hear about them or see them in a video they're always arresting a nun for praying in public or tackling someone for putting a sticker on a lamp post that slightly criticize the states invasion immigration policy.

do the British people treat these faggots like the worms they are? when they have family get togethers do they make it clear that they aren't invited because they're traitors? when they go out to the pub do the people around them heckle them and throw beer in their face for assisting in turning London into a mini Syria?

the job should be so toxic to your social standing that it should be impossible to find anyone willing to do it.

Definitely there is worse scum than a british police officer. A German police officer.

 

[The Internet Dick]

Ask Shinzo Abe.

Are you arguing home-made weaponry like that which a deranged assassin used to kill Shinzo Abe could be used to arm an insurrection and defeat the military capabilities of a modern nation-state? Or maybe you're saying a campaign of targeted assassinations could terrorize the State into capitulating?

I would say no to both. Manufacturing of weapons at any scale would attract instant attention. Makeshift weapons versus military-grade armaments is not a contest.

 

[Bridget]

Stephen Yennon Laxley is a kike, or shabbos guy, and a grifting zionist that poisons the well to drive the right wing movement into the ground. He makes it easier for the government to crack down on 'far right hooligans' and always gives them all the ammo they need.
He only cares about the muslim issue because they'll eventually attack his precious kike buttbuddies if they get too strong, he cares nothing for the native populace.

 

[judegdubey]

Stephen Yennon Laxley is a kike, or shabbos guy, and a grifting zionist that poisons the well to drive the right wing movement into the ground. He makes it easier for the government to crack down on 'far right hooligans' and always gives them all the ammo they need.
He only cares about the muslim issue because they'll eventually attack his precious kike buttbuddies if they get too strong, he cares nothing for the native populace.

If we gotta choose between kikes or Muslims I know who I'd choose, rather the kikes greedily siphoning what ever money they can than the Muslims killing our soldiers and trying to take over Scottish Islands to bring in sharia law to the UK.

 

[kamui_dr0me]

Tommy is just what the UK needs right now: he's a retarded egomaniac jewish cock-sucking neocon fed grifter BUT his narrative and cult of personality is genuinely helping Britfags realize how much of a genetic plague pajeets and sandniggers are and how their government is willingly orchestrating their own ethnic genocide to have them replaced with afghan child rapists and indian trannies who will take tech jobs for $5 an hour

So basically: Him being alive and pushing his very mild white nationalist-lite political activism is bringing a positive outcome on the UK and the rest of Europe, but if he gets mysteriously hacked to death by 6 Pakistanis in the subway or gets to spend the rest of his life behind bars getting gangraped by Ahmed, Mahmoud, Mukasa and Hajeet until he dies from anal bleeding, we're still getting rid of a retarded Jew-worshipping glowie

Either way the White Race wins!

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Are you arguing home-made weaponry like that which a deranged assassin used to kill Shinzo Abe could be used to arm an insurrection and defeat the military capabilities of a modern nation-state? Or maybe you're saying a campaign of targeted assassinations could terrorize the State into capitulating?

I would say no to both. Manufacturing of weapons at any scale would attract instant attention. Makeshift weapons versus military-grade armaments is not a contest.

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Bro have you seen our army? A literal chicken could conquer us.

 

[Allanon]

Pointing and laughing aside, it's interesting and sad to see how the UK and the US' worst aspects are reinforced and allowed by their population. The US has idiots who think Trump should be killed for being uncouth and blindly repeat whatever the news says about him, and ignore massive amounts of fraud because they don't want to admit the truth of their situation, and the UK has idiots who make excuses for their governmental overreach and silencing of the truth by blindly repeating whatever the news says about Tommy and making excuses like 'oh he was told that the thing he knows is the truth was legally libel so he got what he deserved'.

US has a uniparty swamp because they refuse to recognize it exists and clean it, the UK has no freedom of speech because you guys make excuses for infringing on it constantly. I can only imagine what the brits are like who aren't even on KF.

 

[Jaimas]

Are you arguing home-made weaponry like that which a deranged assassin used to kill Shinzo Abe could be used to arm an insurrection and defeat the military capabilities of a modern nation-state? Or maybe you're saying a campaign of targeted assassinations could terrorize the State into capitulating?

I would say no to both. Manufacturing of weapons at any scale would attract instant attention. Makeshift weapons versus military-grade armaments is not a contest.

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Earlier today I watched a video in which over half-a-dozen British police officers failed to apprehend a fat man who speed-waddled away from them across a busy intersection.

 

[Day of the Cope]

Makeshift weapons versus military-grade armaments is not a contest.

Who's gonna tell him?

 

[Trig.Point]

Ask Shinzo Abe.

I'm not sure how civil war would work in the UK. Its citizens are unarmed. Even knives are regulated. Riots and street brawls would play directly into the hands of the State, which would portray the protesters as far-Right extremist thugs (see J6), giving the State the excuse to crack down even harder. Non-violent resistance, which would mean essentially surrendering yourself to the State for incarceration, would only save the State the trouble of hunting you down. Workers at all class levels could try a nationwide strike, but any sustained period of depressed economic activity would hurt the people more than the government.

There is a way, of course, but I won't go into that here.

The British Army is tiny, the number of actual trained infantry soldiers is even smaller (most soldiers fire their rifle once a year and never do actual live firing exercises). The Police are good at policing twitter and shooting some black kid armed with a sock in a multi week operation, but less good at actually clearing the streets of people that don't want to be cleared.

The UK is lucky that Vladimir Putin is still leading Russia. In the 1980's Muhamar Quadaffi caused chaos by sending a few ISO containers of surplus weapons to northern ireland, even now nearly 40 years later those weapons keep turning up.

I guarantee you when Keir Starmer announced British cruise missiles could be used to hit targets within Russia, the civil servants who got a grip of him and told him he needed to back down (which he did like a good boy) had visions of the Libyan gun running episode in their heads.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Our coppers are useless faggots. The RAF and Navy are useless fat faggots. The Army are retarded low-IQ chimps but in a revolution/Civil war, they would protect their family, not the country.

A civil war or civil unrest would be brutal for the first 24-48 hours with civvy casualties. After that, the coppers and armed forces are fucked. The most violent chavs, especially the gypsies, can handle themselves one-to-one with fists. A gang of gypos could chin 90% of entire police force without breaking a sweat.

If it goes down, the government/coppers wouldn't stand a chance, short of indiscriminately mowing people down with a GPMG, which would only make them look worse and boost support for the rioters.

That's if the civil was was man vs government and not man vs government backed by foreign interests and exploding muzzies.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

“Originally from Cardiff” say the police, in two separate press conferences.

But according to rumours on Twitter, Ali is not originally from Cardiff. He’s originally from Syria, he came to the UK illegally by boat last year, and was on a terrorist watch list.

Let’s wait and see what the truth is.

Extremely grim event the more you read about it.

Thanks for the update. Earlier reports claimed he was a Rwandan.

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

I'm not sure how civil war would work in the UK. Its citizens are unarmed. Even knives are regulated.

It would unironically be like the Rwandan genocide, but with a more medieval aesthetic. It would be machetes, clubs, knives, shovels.. pretty much any melee weapon mobs can get their hands on. You also have to keep in mind that in rural areas quite a lot of people own firearms. Mainly shotguns and rifles, but still... i live in the countryside and quite a few people around here have firearms liscenses, and pretty much every farmer is armed to the teeth.

Levant is literally Jewey McJewFace but he has repeatedly gone to the wall for Robinson.

Probably because he went to the wall for them. The wailing wall that is.

Everybody closely involved in supporting Tommy has survived Police and HMRC investigations, and still loyal to the guy. That says a lot.

A lot of people who are genuinely on the far right side of things don't want anything to do with Tommy because 1.) He loves Israel and blacks. 2.) They suspect he is in bed with the authorities on some level because even though he gets jailed from time to time and gets smeared in the msm, he never gets hefty sentences. I mean Sam Melia got a two year sentence for putting up stickers. I personally have no idea if Tommy is working on some level with the authorities tbh, just something i have heard from time to time.

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

with every news story that comes out of that God forsaken isle i believe this more and more thoroughly.



the ""British"" government is begging for a civil war at this point.

proof that the idea of 1984 could only be written by a brit

 

[anionfarflung]

This guys sucks up to every brown person under the sun as long as they wave the UK flag lol

Though I do generally believe that there is an inverse relationship between IQ and melanin in the skin, I'm happy to be friends with brown people who respect their adopted home and its indigenous people. Ideally I'd like to see the proportion of non-natives (including the "good" ones) confined to say 5%? 10% at most? I.e. the island of Great Britain should be at least 90% Anglo-Saxon, Celt, Viking, Norman, Roman maybe? I think you take my meaning. I'm being autisticly precise in my propotions, but you get the point. When I got the Britain I want to see Brits.

I do appreciate people like Mayar Tousi.

as it's a bad look from an optics perspective. It makes your cause look like uneducated nigger shit.

So it does boil down to class consciousness.

Look, I've lived there and I don't like yobs much either - always drunk pissing in the street and always trying to start shit - but niggers are way worse - US niggers anyway. The blacks you used to have in the UK were usually pretty cool in my experience. I'd even joke that I was more "black" as a yank than they were when they tried to act all rap, emulating American nigs.

That was a while a go; I'm sure the recent African migrants are vermin compared to those blacks and when compared to yobs.

If yobs are all you've got with spines (and nothing to lose?) then that's what you got to work with.

From my europoor perspective, most of american media seem to be cordial to the french and hate the british.

Idk after the degeneracy of the olympics they seem to be waking up to hating the French too.

I hate the French as much as any American but what did they do to get saddled with London?

We Americans have a love-hate relationship with France. France is like the psycho hot girlfriend who likes to neg you, but her allure intoxicates you.

Britain is like that stuck-up older brother whom you'd still go to bat for.

. Instead of demanding ideological purity, we can take what's useful, and if they turn out to be frauds or just wrong on other things, move on.

Save the ideological purity for the commies, I agree. How could people not learn the lesson of La Terreur?

He broke into a court room while a grooming gang court case was ongoing,

I saw the event in question live and this is far from what happened. He was peacefully reporting outside the courthouse on the "pavement."

From what I've known about tommy is that he brings light to Muslim groomer gangs in brtion

There are tons of Yanks who would be ignorant of it without Tommy, including maybe myself. I definitely wouldn't be as concerned.

If closing the border is the solution now, what will be the solution when a citizen does the stabbing?

Derp we have lots of stabby-stabbies in our own country so why not import more?

There are black and brown faces involved. Not massive but they do exisy. Shout out to the Sikhs.

The Sikhs have always been badass allies. They pissed me off in regard to that play in Sadler's Well a while back though.

I’ve wandered around Rome and never felt unsafe. I’ve been in the weird Casa Pound areas and wandered back to the hotel blind drunk from Termini were the boat monkeys dwell and have never felt unsafe.

I've spent lots of time in London and Paris, and some time in Rome. Decades ago I felt safer, though the only place I ever saw a knife fight in real life was at King's Cross decades ago.

Recently I have no felt safe in the 18th arrondissement in Paris, particularly around La Chappelle on the number 2 line. That place is an African-migrant shithole, and it has gotten worse in the last couple of years.

I will freely admit our capitol cities (and other major cities as well) are infested with muslim vermin but yours are completely nigger infested is there a meaningfull difference? But more than that WHY DOES THE WATER TASTE LIKE CHLORINE?!

I meant to include you in my multiquote.
I won't argue with you on this one. Our big blue cities are shitholes, mostly due to niggers.

NYC had its heydey, and Lovecraft was right about it, even back then.

Some bit of our heritage has been lost because of nigger infestations in NYC, Philly, Baltimore, Chicago, but to me the loss of London and Paris, with their millennia of our cultural heritage, is far worse loss. I prize those European cities more.