Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

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PantsOfDesire said:
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Honestly, this just sounds more like Wu never really grew up. Wu has always had someone, usually wealthy to throw money at them in an attempt to placate her. She has never really been responsible for her own actions. 10 years of college? Fuck it, not like she paid for it anyway. 200k down the toilet? Fuck it, not like like it was her money. Chop off her dick? Fuck it, not like she's paying for it. 200k (?) Wasted on a game that never could bring in revenue? Fuck it, still not her money.

Wu needs to fall off the proverbial see-saw and scrape her knee. Or hit rock bottom so hard she tunnels through the earth. Then, maybe, just maybe does she have a chance at becoming a semi-decent human being.
 
What the hell is wrong with her that she can interpret that Onion story as anything other than a slam on her beloved Hillary? I think Brianna really does believe that being uncompromising and threatening genuinely are signs of true virtue, assuming the strongarming asshole in questions has a vagina or surgically created neo-vagina. Yeesh.
 
Solzhenitsyn said:
That's probably my biggest lolcow-dream-that-will-never-happen: someone interviewing one of Wu's parents. Not only would it bring fascinating insight, the resulting chimpout would be incredible, especially if it turns out that Wu isn't adopted and was never thrown onto the streets.

EDIT: Oh, and they could probably prove that her multitude of friends killed by the patriarchy didn't exist as well.
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Mine would be Frank either cutting her off or divorcing her. I cant see this happening until she becomes a liability to him or his job. If he loses his job and cant give her money then she might divorce him first.
 
Mellorine said:
What the hell is wrong with her that she can interpret that Onion story as anything other than a slam on her beloved Hillary? I think Brianna really does believe that being uncompromising and threatening genuinely are signs of true virtue, assuming the strongarming asshole in questions has a vagina or surgically created neo-vagina. Yeesh.
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That's basically the Onion's entire take on Clinton: acting like she deserves the Presidency, explained with "fuck you."

It's odd for Wu to quote the joke making fun of her favorite candidate's biggest problem.
 
DragoonSierra said:
Mine would be Frank either cutting her off or divorcing her. I cant see this happening until she becomes a liability to him or his job. If he loses his job and cant give her money then she might divorce him first.
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If past history is any prediction of the future, at some point in the next couple years, they will divorce complete with massive litigation and mutual accusations of abuse. I tend to think that if Wu is as insulting and degrading toward Frank in public as Wu is, that this behavior is probably even worse in private.
 
Mellorine said:
What the hell is wrong with her that she can interpret that Onion story as anything other than a slam on her beloved Hillary?
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The answer with every other cow.
:autism::autism::autism:

sgetti said:
Well, the Lolcow Wiki is back up. I don't know how long it'll take @Jaimas to write everything up, but oh boy, it's happening.
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Remember to have water on hand, kiwis.

The saltstorm of the decade is about to begin.
 
Fucking kek

Like someone else said earlier...the joke's not funny if you're actually guilty of it, John.

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After watching the new season of Southpark, this takes on a whole new level of comedy for me.

This has been stated probably a trillion times in myriad ways, but you got to enjoy how this guy has one life, and he decides to waste it screaming and crying like a brat. Out of everything that has happened, that will be the one thing for all eternity that will make me both feel the "feels" and laugh uncontrollably.

I mock the funny man on the computer.
 
@Jaimas FROM MY DARK ALTER I SUMMON YOU TO COMPLETE YOUR UNHOLY MISSION OF MAKING BRIANNA WU MAD.

ARISE JAIMAS.

ARISE AND WIKI.
 
My favourite emails are the ones confirming that you are John Walker Flynt and did not graduate from any college with a degree in any subject whatsoever.

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Peace and Harmony said:
My favourite emails are the ones confirming that you are John Walker Flynt and did not graduate from any college with a degree in any subject whatsoever.

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The ongoing list of imaginary correspondence received by John "Crazy J" Flynt:
- Death threats
- Rape threats
- Threats against the longsuffering Wu dogs
- Letters from little girls hoping to become game makers
- Letters from downtrodden women in tech
- Long angry screeds from gamergoblins
- Female birth certificates
- College diplomas
 
Kosher Dill said:
The ongoing list of imaginary correspondence received by John "Crazy J" Flynt:
- Death threats
- Rape threats
- Threats against the longsuffering Wu dogs
- Letters from little girls hoping to become game makers
- Letters from downtrodden women in tech
- Long angry screeds from gamergoblins
- Female birth certificates
- College diplomas
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You forgot resumes, and letters from ex-gamergoblins who want to apologize
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Fucking kek

Like someone else said earlier...the joke's not funny if you're actually guilty of it, John.

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It's a really messed up project. Look at the some of the comments backers having been posting since 2014.

"I'm hoping we will be able to see and play this at PAX East this year. Any update on the progress and a release date?"

"Octobers come and gone and December is upon us =P I don't mind waiting but some info/status/updates would be nice xD"

"I don't think I'm ready to ask for a refund, but getting some kind of acknowledgement that this project is still active would be nice."

"I am tempted to ask the Project creator for refund my invoking my legal rights under Kickstarter's Terms of Use"

"Can we get an ETA please? So we have something to aim for on our calendars..."

"If this project is dead, just please breakup with us already."

"Is this DEAD? Did you run away"
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Edit: sorry, I got this confused with another project which seems to be almost two years overdue in porting some iOS game to PC and Mac.
 
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