Ask @WelperHelper99 about mormon shit - Cope and Seethe edition

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Asian tech support said:
The younger brother of a good friend of mine growing up was going to get engaged to a Mormon girl but for unknown reasons he was required to convert, presumably at the behest of her family , which he did but unfortunately for him, they called off the engagement before the marriage went through.
Click to expand...
That happened to my friend George. He met a woman who was Latvian Orthodox and her family didn't approve of their relationship because George wasn't Latvian Orthodox. So he decided to convert for her and she was pleased, but it didn't matter because she left him and moved back to Latvia.
Syaoran Li said:
all of those stereotypes about Jell-O and avoiding all caffeine is more of a specifically Utah Mormon thing than anything else.
Click to expand...
Jello pudding or the red stuff?
 
Last edited:
Caesare said:
Utah is landlocked.
Click to expand...
Very. The Great Salt Lake counts as a sea, but is also the second saltiest body of water on earth. You float very easily on it and will find it hard to drown.
AgendaPoster said:
Too controversial huh
I get it, I get it.
Are you allowed to be an ethnonationalist and fascist as a Mormon?
Click to expand...
I guess you could, though I think that goes against the love thy neighbor bit
 
WelperHelper99 said:
The Mormons haven't burned witches and gays.
Click to expand...
Why not?
WTF is wrong with you nerds?
Check this out:
- no pogroms
- no ethnic politics
- not using witchcraft as a pretext to deal with troublesome womxn liberalism
- not purifying degeneracy from your society according to Scripture
Why would anyone join the Mormon religion?
 
AgendaPoster said:
Why not?
WTF is wrong with you nerds?
Check this out:
- no pogroms
- no ethnic politics
- not using witchcraft as a pretext to deal with troublesome womxn liberalism
- not purifying degeneracy from your society according to Scripture
Why would anyone join the Mormon religion?
Click to expand...
All of that is Islamic. We keep our traditions without killing people. Imagine that.
 
WelperHelper99 said:
You really understand very little about us. You really do.
Click to expand...
I know you reneged racism and polygamy because society pressured you to, NOT God
Disagree with what?
Was God wrong at first, and now as society changed its ways to become more deviant and you changed with it, what God revealed at first is now suddenly obsolete?
Do you even understand how inconsistent all this liberal lunacy is?
pozzed ewwwwww
Screenshot 2023-12-03 212920.png
 
Last edited:
whothefuck said:
Two questions: is it true that blacks are demons of some kind in Mormonism and what is the blood atonement all about?
Click to expand...
When the War in Heaven happened there was something about Blacks being cowardly and not fighting so they were punished by being Black. I think, I'm not sure. It's one of the things the Church cucked on under Federal pressure. It has nothing at all to do with blood atonement.

Blood atonement is the Mormon theological theory behind execution, basically there are sins (like murder) so bad that only a blood sacrifice of the sinner's body can make it right. That's just their way of justifying executions (as a people who were operating as their own theocratic state), but it's also really badass and metal.
 
Last edited:
I don't know if anybody's asked about this (and feel free, any of you, to tell me to fuck off for hijacking WelperHelper's thread), but the whole dietary restrictions are something that developed over time. When it started out it was really just Brigham Young, Joseph Smith's successor, who put together a set of advice. That Word of Wisdom was just that, though, advice. Personal health advice. One of the first thing they built in Utah was a brewery. Smith had criticized tobacco, banned it from churches I think, and that was mostly pressure from his wife who disliked dealing with chaw spit.

Over time they radicalized over this, made it more formal, eventually made it mandatory. But they didn't make the whole thing mandatory. Young criticized heavy meat consumption, for example, yet there are no rules limiting meat. Addictive drugs became the focus of the thing, and the rationale.

However, Mormons also prioritize recent doctrine over older doctrine. They have the same concept of abrogation as Muslims, where if two things contradict, the more recent one is correct. Likewise, they prioritize their own scriptures (Book of Mormon, Pearl of Great Price, Doctrines and Covenants) over the Bible if the two were to conflict, because (like Muslims with the Quran) they argue they have the exact same scriptures going back to the moment Smith received them, whereas the Bible is a human product. So there are a lot of ways the modern church is different (and gayer) than the old church, but actual churchgoers shun the old ways as they are encouraged to.
 
Ughubughughughughughghlug said:
I don't know if anybody's asked about this (and feel free, any of you, to tell me to fuck off for hijacking WelperHelper's thread), but the whole dietary restrictions are something that developed over time. When it started out it was really just Brigham Young, Joseph Smith's successor, who put together a set of advice. That Word of Wisdom was just that, though, advice. Personal health advice. One of the first thing they built in Utah was a brewery. Smith had criticized tobacco, banned it from churches I think, and that was mostly pressure from his wife who disliked dealing with chaw spit.

Over time they radicalized over this, made it more formal, eventually made it mandatory. But they didn't make the whole thing mandatory. Young criticized heavy meat consumption, for example, yet there are no rules limiting meat. Addictive drugs became the focus of the thing, and the rationale.
Click to expand...
Yeah, pretty well.
Ughubughughughughughghlug said:
However, Mormons also prioritize recent doctrine over older doctrine. They have the same concept of abrogation as Muslims, where if two things contradict, the more recent one is correct. Likewise, they prioritize their own scriptures (Book of Mormon, Pearl of Great Price, Doctrines and Covenants) over the Bible if the two were to conflict, because (like Muslims with the Quran) they argue they have the exact same scriptures going back to the moment Smith received them, whereas the Bible is a human product. So there are a lot of ways the modern church is different (and gayer) than the old church, but actual churchgoers shun the old ways as they are encouraged to.
Click to expand...
Eh, you'd be surprised how many old ways we keep to. It's a merger. We believe in modern revelation. I'll put it that way.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom