Are you my mother?

[Fat Gollum]

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

A Christian Weston Chandler Joint

 

[We Are The Witches]

What a cute story, I can only assume that the baby bird hatched from the egg, and the dog was the one in front or taking care of it, making it its mother.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I am a male, I couldn't possibly be.

 

[OrionBalls]

No, but you should call her.

 

[Pruto]

Can you really blame her for flushing you down the toilet?

 

[dick brain]

I'm your new mother Sora

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I'm your new mother Sora

My little Maxipad :')

 

[SNEED.EXE]

That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!

 

[2mm and 99 others]

No, because:

...and I am not fat.

 

[mannic]

Yes, now go wash the damn dishes!