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OH. MY. GOD.
Look at the list of "Greatest Conservative Songs" Does this guy not understand the concept of "irony"? Seriously, I'm having trouble not spraying my monitor, it's so hilarious.
Same with Greatest Conservative Movies. Oh sweet Jesus. What the hell? I honestly wonder if he has some kind of disorder that makes him unable to appreciate humor or satire? I mean, the point of some of this shit seems to go sailing right over his head.

In the words of Superintendent Chalmers, the rod up this man's butt has a rod up its butt.
HOLY SHIT, he has "In The Navy" AND "Y.M.C.A." on that list. For someone so concerned about faggots, his gaydar's completely malfunctional.
 
No, obviously the democrats that are dead now aren't the not dead ones, that's true. But from what you're saying, we shouldn't be upset about Nazis now, because the bad Nazis were the ones back then in germany and they just share a name, right?
Yeah, obviously it's not much of a "gotcha" against current democrats, but it is technically true.

That's completely fucktarded mate. The nazi ideology is largely the same as its always been (genocidal and anti-semitic). Democrats now don't share the same ideology of the KKK-era democrats because there was a slow shift and Nixon converted a huge portion of the discontented ones to the Republican party because they felt abandoned by the democrats new blood (JFK) listening to MLK & co and pushing for the civil rights acts to be passed.

Just so I have some actual content in this post, here is the article on Brenton Terrant the Mosque Shooter. They of course blame this on THE LEFT

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And white supremacy
 
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That's completely fucktarded mate. The nazi ideology is largely the same as its always been (genocidal and anti-semitic). Democrats now don't share the same ideology of the KKK-era democrats because there was a slow shift and Nixon converted a huge portion of the discontented ones to the Republican party because they felt abandoned by the democrats new blood (JFK) listening to MLK & co and pushing for the civil rights acts to be passed.

Just so I have some actual content in this post, here is the article on Brenton Terrant the Mosque Shooter. They of course blame this on THE LEFT

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And white supremacy
Even during their peak in the 1920s, the Klan exerted heavy influence over Republican party politics in places like Indiana and Maine. (Yeah, Maine, one of the whitest states in the union. The big bugbear for Klansmen there was Catholics.)
 
I get the impression that if he likes something (movie/song/tv show, etc), it's conservative, if he doesn't, it's liberal.

Oh, and as for Nixon bringing in more to the Republican party, did you know that he had no knowledge of Watergate whatsoever? And that despite learning in school that LBJ was on the one who started Vietnam, nobody seems to know it, and they all blame Nixon. (Apparently no one knows of "Hey hey, LBJ, how many kids did you kill today?")
 
And that despite learning in school that LBJ was on the one who started Vietnam, nobody seems to know it, and they all blame Nixon. (Apparently no one knows of "Hey hey, LBJ, how many kids did you kill today?")
it's a little more complex than that, dude. France totally abdicated the fight in indochina and if anyone was going to stop the NVA from massacring every official and collaborator in south Vietnam it was team America, world police. LBJ didn't start the war; he inherited an ugly police action from an abdicating colonial power. Check out Bernard Shaw's "Hell in a Very Small Place" if you're interested in the tail end of France's interest in Vietnam.
 
What came first, Conservapedia or Rational Wiki?
Anyways, Conservapedia believe war was a good thing, so the commies would have to love that.
 
It looks like the dude is one of those uber fundies who don't believe that Catholics are Christians. That obviously has something to do with it.




He doesn't like Peyton Manning because he took the spotlight away from "conservative" Tim Tebow? Uh, maybe it's because Tebow was a complete draft bust, but conservatives everywhere acted like he was the Second Coming. (This is one of the reasons why sports and politics shouldn't mix)
Isn't Payton Manning also conservative?
 
I can't get over their "Greatest Conservative"/"Worst Liberal" media lists. This shit is more autistic than TV Tropes.

Anyways, I bumped this thread just to point out that "Bodies" by Drowning Pool is a super liberal song, you guys.

"Let the bodies hit the floor"; bad coincidental release timeline in conjunction with 9/11. It was also used to break the will of soldiers during the Iraq War, seems to promote violence and bloodshed. Was also used as the theme song for World Wrestling Entertainment's ECW TV show between 2006 and 2008 (due to the extreme violence that ECW featured compared to the other WWE shows).

And I have questions about the big Papa Roach fan who keeps contributing to the Greatest Conservative Songs page.
 
Conservapedia sure brings back a lot of memories (and not good ones).

Even long before Alt-Tech showed up, a lot of those right-wing leaning websites suffered the same problem as websites like Gab or Bitchute. Many of these right-wing websites suffered from the same echo chamber effect that resulted in them being shitty clones of popular websites.

Even back then, it didn't really offered anything new and was just something for right-wingers at the time to reinforce their NeoCon beliefs like what Fox News was back in the day.
 
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