🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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A mortician from Kentucky was on Theo Von today. A few minutes in, he talks about having to remove the largest person he's ever dealt with who was just shy of 600lbs. About 15 min. in, he talks of how hard it is to cremate really fat people. (Amber wants to be cremated) Interesting stuff.
 
Personally I still think it's the community strike or being (at least partially) demonitized that's behind the disappearance. Another option is she could be having weight loss surgery and keeping it a secret. She would have to do a pre-op liquid diet for two weeks, and then the surgery itself would have her in hospital for a few days. After having the hysterectomy and doing okay afterwards she wouldn't be anywhere near as scared of surgery again, so might be open to the idea now. Although she loves eating, the surgery takes away the interest in food for a lot of people, so she might be willing to have it so she is "cured" of her food addiction. She loves eating, but I'm sure she would prefer to not love eating if it was possible.
 
dingobaby said:
conspiracy theory: Amber is strapped for cash and signed on for a TLC tv series which required her to abandon social media
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Amber said she declined an opportunity to be on 600lb life because it would require her to abandon youtube (and show layygs). She'd have to be pretty desperate (for cash or attention) to sell out what little dignity she has left.
 
how now brown cow said:
Personally I still think it's the community strike or being (at least partially) demonitized that's behind the disappearance. Another option is she could be having weight loss surgery and keeping it a secret. She would have to do a pre-op liquid diet for two weeks, and then the surgery itself would have her in hospital for a few days. After having the hysterectomy and doing okay afterwards she wouldn't be anywhere near as scared of surgery again, so might be open to the idea now. Although she loves eating, the surgery takes away the interest in food for a lot of people, so she might be willing to have it so she is "cured" of her food addiction. She loves eating, but I'm sure she would prefer to not love eating if it was possible.
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She's gained weight over the past few months so that's unlikely.
Dead Memes said:
Amber said she declined an opportunity to be on 600lb life because it would require her to abandon youtube (and show layygs). She'd have to be pretty desperate (for cash or attention) to sell out what little dignity she has left.
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Well she just might be at that point now.
 
If she was having WLS with any competent, reputable & ethical surgeon, she'd have been on a diet for several months to prove she could handle a strictly limited diet. She can't, she wouldn't. It's not WLS keeping her away.
 
Could she be posting under a new name / account on social media? It’s hard to believe she can keep away from uploading duck lipped selfies for so long. What is new that the cool kids are all using and us boomers haven’t even heard of?

Calling it, she’s dead.
 
She is either doing the following;

Purposely staying away to drum up views to her dying channel. She only got 200k views on her recent videos due to comments no ifs or buts. She thinks staying away will drum up more views its false bound it this point as it is artificial. Her demonetisation continues 1-2 banner ads per vid a lot have none only a few handfuls have full ads.

I believe none of it is medical but I believe she is thinking about what to upload as I believe she was struck, this would make it a second in a year under false titling videos, she was his for by exactly the same thing. The means she cant click bait nowhere near as effectively because she got community guideline struck. Third time she is out, from what I know usually if the channel acquires a second strike or an egregious first Youtube look into the channel manually hence why a lot of her ads have gone. That with the guildeline change just happened all at the same time. Pure coincidence. The issue is though with her strangeheld at what to upload she cannot do the following;
She cannot mukbang
She cannot say "bad news"
She cannot say medical emergency, falls under the same as bad news
She cannot discuss her weird or ED
All this whilst any for of report will trigger investigations manually.

She is in a rock and a hard place on this one as for YEARS 4 exact Amber has thrived on click bait but the one thing she cannot do is that because any internal investigation or strike fucks her channel. This is why she has not live streamed either.
 
Just to play the devil's advocate here but what is missing in your list is showing boring ass wommart, target, dollarstore, etc. hauls. Apart from maybe deviating from this for a few seconds in each video.... Have I missed when she did anything but crap hauls in the last months?!
 
escándalo said:
She is either doing the following;

Purposely staying away to drum up views to her dying channel. She only got 200k views on her recent videos due to comments no ifs or buts. She thinks staying away will drum up more views its false bound it this point as it is artificial. Her demonetisation continues 1-2 banner ads per vid a lot have none only a few handfuls have full ads.

I believe none of it is medical but I believe she is thinking about what to upload as I believe she was struck, this would make it a second in a year under false titling videos, she was his for by exactly the same thing. The means she cant click bait nowhere near as effectively because she got community guideline struck. Third time she is out, from what I know usually if the channel acquires a second strike or an egregious first Youtube look into the channel manually hence why a lot of her ads have gone. That with the guildeline change just happened all at the same time. Pure coincidence. The issue is though with her strangeheld at what to upload she cannot do the following;
She cannot mukbang
She cannot say "bad news"
She cannot say medical emergency, falls under the same as bad news
She cannot discuss her weird or ED
All this whilst any for of report will trigger investigations manually.

She is in a rock and a hard place on this one as for YEARS 4 exact Amber has thrived on click bait but the one thing she cannot do is that because any internal investigation or strike fucks her channel. This is why she has not live streamed either.
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Is really puzzling why she isn't posting since now, more than ever, she needs money.
She could post herself doing colouring or some little shit like that.
Her views are under 1.5M and that will barely cover her bills and food.
She's incredibly stupid.
 
escándalo said:
She is either doing the following;

Purposely staying away to drum up views to her dying channel. She only got 200k views on her recent videos due to comments no ifs or buts. She thinks staying away will drum up more views its false bound it this point as it is artificial. Her demonetisation continues 1-2 banner ads per vid a lot have none only a few handfuls have full ads.

She is in a rock and a hard place on this one as for YEARS 4 exact Amber has thrived on click bait but the one thing she cannot do is that because any internal investigation or strike fucks her channel. This is why she has not live streamed either.
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It seems that more and more YTers and podcasters are now adding Patreons to their portfolios. This trend has been increasing for the past few months and I do not think the latest demonetization had a major influence on it. I think that the amount they get from Adsense has been slowly going down and YTers are looking to monetize their social media platform using merchandizing, collaborations and Patreon. There are very few YTers rely entirely on YT for their income. Amber is the only one that I know. Furthermore, most YTers have actual real jobs and use YT money to supplement their income. You are right that she is between a rock and a hard place, and she has very few options.

Amber does not care that people like her or not. The positivity and the negativity brought views, thus money, and this is all she cares. She did not care about her audience or her reputation. If she did, she would have worked to make better content and stop spamming her videos with ads. All she cares about was the money from Adsense. Unfortunately, for a Patreon to work, the audience has to want to pay a monthly fee for an added benefit. People are willing to do that for people they support, not someone that annoys them, so the income from Patreon is limited for her. She could always quit YT and go on government benefit, but the amount that she would get would not allow her to live the way she wants to, so she needs another solution.
 
Billie Ross said:
She could post herself doing colouring or some little shit like that.
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She could do that, she could do videos where she does her makeup in different "looks", she could do more of those horrible beetus paw ASMRs, she could attempt to actually talk about any of the books she's bought (other than page number and "it's really good"). She could give us a tour of the facilities at the Henry. She could do more boring Q&As. She could do a lot of things but she isn't doing anything at all. 🤷‍♀️
 
I don't know why it's so difficult to find information on how ads and Adsense works with YouTube. Anyway, I found some information that might actually give some insight into what's going on with jewtube and why Amber might not be posting.

YouTube Viewership is Up, But YouTubers Are Earning Less Money​

YouTube traffic is on the rise amidst the coronavirus pandemic, but it’s not translating into greater earnings for video creators.

The New York Times reported last week that YouTube traffic is up 15%.

However, YouTube channels are reportedly earning less money amidst a surge in viewership.

The same reason why viewership is up is also the reason why YouTubers are bringing in less money despite increased views.

Pandemic Raises Viewership, Lowers Advertising Rates​

As Chris Stokel-Walker points out in a report published to Medium’s OneZero, advertising rates on YouTube have dropped by nearly 50% since the beginning of February.

“Everyone is pausing their campaigns on YouTube,” the report says.

Roberto Blake, a YouTuber who also runs ads on the platform, is quoted in the report saying YouTubers have it worse than others right now when it comes to advertising CPM (the amount of revenue earned per thousand views).

“People I know are going down from $8 to $5.50. I’m seeing people go down from $12 to $4,” says Blake.

Considering the economic uncertainty caused by the pandemic, coupled with a rapidly changing consumer landscape, it’s no wonder companies are reeling in their ad spend.

Why Are Earnings Going Down?​

YouTubers earn revenue from people viewing ads on videos, and those views are only worth what an advertiser is willing to pay for them.

Fewer advertisers running campaigns means they will pay less for ads due to reduced competition.

The cost of display advertising is determined by how many advertisers are “bidding” on the inventory.

When there’s many advertisers wanting to pay for the same ad space, it creates a bidding war which drives up the cost of ads.

Conversely, when advertisers pause their campaigns and stop bidding on ads, the cost stays low.

When the cost of ads goes down, revenue for the ad publisher (YouTube & its creators) also goes down.

That’s why YouTubers are earning less even if they’re receiving more views on their videos.

YouTubers Say it’s Getting Bad​

YouTube creators themselves have confirmed the reported drop in earnings.

A YouTuber who goes by the name Bodil40, who has over 2 million subscribers, says their CPM has dropped 30-50%. If you do a search for “YouTube CPM” on Twitter you’ll quickly find dozens of video creators who are concerned about their YouTube earnings. Link
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tl dr: Companies aren't spending money on ads like they used to, pre-chinky pox. The price of ads are cheaper due to less than normal demand. Less money spent by advertisers = less $ per ad to the YTer.

Also, I wouldn't be surprised if Amber doesn't post a video until next month. Whenever it is that Adsense goes up because of the Holidays, or whatever.
 
ADHD said:
She could do that, she could do videos where she does her makeup in different "looks", she could do more of those horrible beetus paw ASMRs, she could attempt to actually talk about any of the books she's bought (other than page number and "it's really good"). She could give us a tour of the facilities at the Henry. She could do more boring Q&As. She could do a lot of things but she isn't doing anything at all. 🤷‍♀️
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Yes, she could. She could have vlog her move, she could try to cook something like bread following a cookbook, she could do restaurant reviews, she could show the same clothes in different sizes (another YTer does that) and ask which fits better. She could do a channel dedicated to cooking, another one dedicated to clothing, etc. She could do a lot more with her channel but she chose the path of least effort. She never believed that providing quality content was important. She has shown over and over that she is a lazy cow and that people owe her a living.
 
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I believe that once a users IP has been flagged for the ads on the video once, then every time after, it doesn't count for the creator, only Youtube.
The reason for this is that users could abuse the system and IE: write a script that reloads the page for constant revenue to the creator.
The creator gets the ad revenue off the first watch, Youtube gets the rest when you rewatch. And if it isn't designed this way, I'd be shocked.
 
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I still stand by radio silence being the most riveting content Amber has ever given us, and that really says something about her as a creator. No one, not even her ambabies give a single fuck about her coloring and decorating for halloweenz. She’s 500 POUNDS for gods sake (and I’m still convinced of 600 deep down) with the personality of shrieking styrofoam. She’s really shooting herself in the foot by not milking her situation for all that she can.

But, she’s too embarrassed to show layygs and she’s too lazy to become a success story, so here she is, as someone earlier said it, stuck between a rock and a hard place. Vlogging herself doing nothing paid the bills for a while, whoop dee doo for her. Now her views and subscriber count are going down and I believe the theories that her Youtoob bux are being cut down.

So what’s it gonna be next fatty? You can’t slide by being an untouchable narcissistic blob anymore. Starving the people who give a fuck and then making a surprise reappearance isn’t gonna jumpstart your wallet as much as it used to either. Newbies are gonna check in to see where you’ve been, realize you’re still a boring fat fuck and leave again. Just like Meth Mom.
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
A mortician from Kentucky was on Theo Von today. A few minutes in, he talks about having to remove the largest person he's ever dealt with who was just shy of 600lbs. About 15 min. in, he talks of how hard it is to cremate really fat people. (Amber wants to be cremated) Interesting stuff. https://youtube.com/watch?v=LnCUucKBiec
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Those crematorium fires are surprisingly common. Happened here a few years ago.

'Overly obese' body starts funeral home fire​

https://www.wcpo.com/news/local-new...-turns-into-uncontrolled-fire-at-funeral-home

Choice quote:
Another fire, two years earlier in Austria, left firefighters "covered with a layer of sooty grease."
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