🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Surprised Pikachu]

Was expecting this. (ok, I was expecting death but this was next). She was on such a mega-high after the move to Lexington, all the shops, all the money, all the food, fancy new apartment etc. The crash was only a matter of time and it was going to be hard.

Get back on your mood stabilisers Amber and start earning your keep. Jeez.

 

[peach tea]

Well well well...Bert finally manages to squeeze this out ~ not her usual snarky self is she???

Six measly words is all her ambabies are worth, after days of ghosting them...but they are eating it up...never change fatty, never change

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How are people STILL getting trolled? It doesn’t make any sense. I can picture 10 years from now, Amber will be almost 2 decades into the exact same cycle and the same people will still be paying her to do it, and then crying when it repeats. It’s insane. It’s like watching someone with a partner who beats the shit out of them and you can’t figure out what it will take to get them to leave. I think a lot of these folks have low self esteem, just like someone who puts up with abuse. She makes them feel better about themselves. That’s the only rationale I can find for why anyone would be unironically subscribed to Amber. I can understand the trolls to some extent, but even that is getting old and boring to me.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

Where I am hormone free IUDs are easy as hell to get and pushed by a lot of clinics because they are safer than surgery and reversible. They are also covered on the sliding scale of payment by welfare so it’s an easier first choice for a lot of low income women.

Insurance will always make people jump through hoops when it comes to surgery and the number of uninsured Americans will always be a burden on the system, therefore making it more difficult. The entire system needs to be fixed.

Youre lucky non hormonal IUD’s are cheap where you live. I have a decent health insurance and hormonal IUD’s are about $1,500 and no, insurance doesn’t cover them. They are considered “an unnecessary” procedure since there are so many cheaper alternatives that are covered.

I don’t think Becky was so much talking about birth control as much as in the United States if you have to have a hysterectomy there are certain parameters that you have to fall into in order for it to happen.

So , for example, let’s say I’m a healthy 30 year old woman I’m not married and I have no kids. If I wanted to get a hysterectomy because I don’t want to take birth control anymore or my periods are painful or I have PCOD. I would have an extremely hard time finding a doctor who would ok with that surgery.

One of the few ways to get a hysterectomy done, at least in the United States, that I’m aware of is if you have a serious health condition and your reproductive organs are causing the problems like if you have cancer for instance.

I worked with a woman who would get uterine fibroids so bad that she would have to go in every 2 to 3 months and have them scraped out which is a very painful procedure.

She was in her 30s and already had three kids, she wasn’t married. Even then she had hell trying to get a hysterectomy eventually she did but it took her about eight months and four different doctors to get approval for it.

Anyhow, I think that’s what Becky’s talking about in that meme sure it’s clunky and really doesn’t get to the point but having experienced the hoops you have to jump through to get a hysterectomy b/c of Amber she is making a point in her own spergy way.

Even being a morbildy obese lesbian I am sure Amber’s doctors probably tried everything except the hysterectomy and it probably drew out the process longer than it should have. Not that I’m defending Becky or Amber in anyway it’s just if you’ve never experienced that you don’t know the literal bullshit you have to go through in order to get it done.

 

[XenomorphThot]

Youre lucky non hormonal IUD’s are cheap where you live. I have a decent health insurance and hormonal IUD’s are about $1,500 and no, insurance doesn’t cover them. They are considered “an unnecessary” procedure since there are so many cheaper alternatives that are covered.

I don’t think Becky was so much talking about birth control as much as in the United States if you have to have a hysterectomy there are certain parameters that you have to fall into in order for it to happen.

So , for example, let’s say I’m a healthy 30 year old woman I’m not married and I have no kids. If I wanted to get a hysterectomy because I don’t want to take birth control anymore or my periods are painful or I have PCOD. I would have an extremely hard time finding a doctor who would ok with that surgery.

One of the few ways to get a hysterectomy done, at least in the United States, that I’m aware of is if you have a serious health condition and your reproductive organs are causing the problems like if you have cancer for instance.

I worked with a woman who would get uterine fibroids so bad that she would have to go in every 2 to 3 months and have them scraped out which is a very painful procedure.

She was in her 30s and already had three kids, she wasn’t married. Even then she had hell trying to get a hysterectomy eventually she did but it took her about eight months and four different doctors to get approval for it.

Anyhow, I think that’s what Becky’s talking about in that meme sure it’s clunky and really doesn’t get to the point but having experienced the hoops you have to jump through to get a hysterectomy b/c of Amber she is making a point in her own spergy way.

Even being a morbildy obese lesbian I am sure Amber’s doctors probably tried everything except the hysterectomy and it probably drew out the process longer than it should have. Not that I’m defending Becky or Amber in anyway it’s just if you’ve never experienced that you don’t know the literal bullshit you have to go through in order to get it done.

Hysterectomy as birth control? Lol no... sorry, but that's not a thing. If it is, it's a stupid thing. Hysterectomy can cause earlier than normal menopause, and if the ovaries are also removed it is sure to cause menopause. The post was 100% about tubal ligation, if anything.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

You have to have a long documented history of any illnesses to be approved for SSI and social security. The government does not just hand out checks. I don't know where people are getting this idea that the government loves to spend money. Most people are usually denied the first time and have to file an appeal. The whole process usually takes a year or more.

That’s very true. I don’t know the particulars of what system amber drew from, but I know she and ant Tammy bolth have spoken about amber getting assistance. Could’ve been food stamps or a bunch of other things. Foster care & social workers can go far in getting someone benefits. This whole thing makes her laundry list of dx’s from that pill mill about two yrs ago seem different. Maybe that was ‘proof’ for welfare.

I hope she keeps making good money from her youtube channel, I want her to keep consuming thousands of calories from various restaurants so she can eventually reach 800 lbs. Losing YT income may restrict her options and fail her holy mission to become the ultimate beast, the Butter Golem!

Holy crap, you’re right! Eat gorl! Grow! Assume your final form!!! The Great Fupa Demon

What if she did her suicide baiting in a Snapchat rant?

Don’t give the idiot ideas...actually, yeah go ahead. Fuck it. Amber breaking down & throwing tantrums is great. I love it

 

[Poop Bun]

When Amber dates people who draw like this, maybe Becky does seem good:

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(by Krystal (age 24) from Life With Amberlynn; January 15, 2014 @ 8:44)

Is this supposed to be Amber and her poop bun??

Edit: I see it is, her poop bun and her crunchy fake eyelashes, and her snakebites...

 

[Pippeyy]

Youre lucky non hormonal IUD’s are cheap where you live. I have a decent health insurance and hormonal IUD’s are about $1,500 and no, insurance doesn’t cover them. They are considered “an unnecessary” procedure since there are so many cheaper alternatives that are covered.

I don’t think Becky was so much talking about birth control as much as in the United States if you have to have a hysterectomy there are certain parameters that you have to fall into in order for it to happen.

So , for example, let’s say I’m a healthy 30 year old woman I’m not married and I have no kids. If I wanted to get a hysterectomy because I don’t want to take birth control anymore or my periods are painful or I have PCOD. I would have an extremely hard time finding a doctor who would ok with that surgery.

One of the few ways to get a hysterectomy done, at least in the United States, that I’m aware of is if you have a serious health condition and your reproductive organs are causing the problems like if you have cancer for instance.

I worked with a woman who would get uterine fibroids so bad that she would have to go in every 2 to 3 months and have them scraped out which is a very painful procedure.

She was in her 30s and already had three kids, she wasn’t married. Even then she had hell trying to get a hysterectomy eventually she did but it took her about eight months and four different doctors to get approval for it.

Anyhow, I think that’s what Becky’s talking about in that meme sure it’s clunky and really doesn’t get to the point but having experienced the hoops you have to jump through to get a hysterectomy b/c of Amber she is making a point in her own spergy way.

Even being a morbildy obese lesbian I am sure Amber’s doctors probably tried everything except the hysterectomy and it probably drew out the process longer than it should have. Not that I’m defending Becky or Amber in anyway it’s just if you’ve never experienced that you don’t know the literal bullshit you have to go through in order to get it done.

Hysterectomies are not used as birth control anymore. Haven’t been for decades. There are very real and very serious consequences for doing so. Ablation, tubal ligation, those things are what Becky was talking about.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

How are people STILL getting trolled? It doesn’t make any sense. I can picture 10 years from now, Amber will be almost 2 decades into the exact same cycle and the same people will still be paying her to do it, and then crying when it repeats. It’s insane. It’s like watching someone with a partner who beats the shit out of then and you can’t figure out what it will take to get them to leave. I think a lot of these folks have low self esteem, just like someone who puts up with abuse. She makes them feel better about themselves. That’s the only rationale I can find for why anyone would be unironically subscribed to Amber. I can understand the trolls to some extent, but even that is getting old and boring to me.

Couldn't agree more with everything you've written there, and I have often likened the 'relationship' Amber has with her Ambabies and haydurs alike as to that of a relationship with a narcissistic gaslighting partner

It grinds my gears how, having seen how worried her loyal supporters are (the desired effect of her actions) she thinks that off-hand post should be enough - 'just accept my crumbs, peasant' - anyone who gave a fuck and hadn't done this unintentionally may have written "Hey guys! I've had some problems I've been dealing with, I'm so sorry if any of you have been worried, your concern means a lot....(etc), I'll be uploading as soon as I can, in the meantime hope you're all ok" or some such jazz but as we know, Albert is nothing but a troll who doesn't give a fuck about anything unless it's Density, food or Torrid shite (probably not in that exact order)

It's painful for me to witness this seeming dependency people have on a boring two-dimensional 600lbs heifer who is good to laugh at and that's about it

So , for example, let’s say I’m a healthy 30 year old woman I’m not married and I have no kids. If I wanted to get a hysterectomy because I don’t want to take birth control anymore or my periods are painful or I have PCOD. I would have an extremely hard time finding a doctor who would ok with that surgery.

Oh idk, there are ways if you have insurance or healthcare like the NHS in the UK - tell them you identify as male and absolutely must have your babymaker yeeted cos 'dysphoria'

There are reams and reams of ex fTm's who can testify to this...they don't get the 'cis' experience of "are you sure you won't change your mind and want children" because no Dr wants to be accused of 'transphobia' and if they do mention it, it's only in passing
Quite shocking tbh but that's about where we are as a society now

 

[SuBunny]

Hysterectomy as birth control? Lol no... sorry, but that's not a thing. If it is, it's a stupid thing. Hysterectomy can cause earlier than normal menopause, and if the ovaries are also removed it is sure to cause menopause. The post was 100% about tubal ligation, if anything.

After so many kids, welfare will pay for it. They figure you’re too stupid to figure out how to not have kids, So they’ll help you out.
ETA: tubes tied

 

[escándalo]

She is going to upload on the 22nd right after payday. I am really interested in how long this charade will continue though. She is pretty much bedbound again, in her recent video she has been clearly sat on a bench waiting for Becky and she has slipped up grammatically that Becky was shopping and not hers. Trader Joe's classic example she could not fit in those aisles at all.

She is teetering we saw by her walking video that her mobility is fucked hard this time.

 

[8008135]

@Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince fucked up by saying 'hysterectomy' instead of tubal ligation for birth control, but their other info was indeed correct.

Spoiler: Sperging

I feel the newish posters to this thread are falling into the trap of "If Beckly and/or ALR say something, they're fucking stupid idiots and completely wrong, hurr hurr. Stupid fuckin' lefties." Well, most of the time they are regurgitating BS, but there's often a grain of truth there. Tubal ligations and hysterectomies are disproportionately difficult to get for women, which they shouldn't be. As mentioned by YFWP, there are far too many cases of women suffering horrendously from fibroids who are denied a hysterectomy because they'll "lose their fertility". Look, these women don't give two fucks about their fertility when they literally cannot move from the pain and are bleeding through bath towels, but they're denied because hypothetical bayyybeeees. The same is true for tubal ligations. Good luck finding a doctor in many parts of the US who will sterilize a woman who's made a conscious and considered decision NOT to have children, because, y'know, "you'll change your mind". It doesn't matter their age, they'll be told they don't know their own mind and don't actually know what they want. Oh, but what if they regret it? Well, women without kids have the lowest rate of regret (approx 6%; see the CREST study) among all sterilizations performed. See, if you're a teenager, you can shit out a dozen kids you can't care for, and nobody will say boo. You're 30 and want a tubal because you've made an informed decision on your reproductive health? LOL, you're too young sweetie, you'll change your mind.

By all means rate me , I kind of deserve it. However, I've been part of a field where I've observed this type of bias for years. It's real, it exists, and it's not okay. Unfortunately, I'd rather not have it coming from the mouths of sentient thumb hicks like Necky, because it diminishes the veracity of the situation.

I think we've beaten this topic to death now, so we'd probably best move on. Our balloon-legged bag of mayonnaise will be back shortly with more riveting Snapchats and cunty takes on life!

 

[ladyarcher]

How are people STILL getting trolled? It doesn’t make any sense. I can picture 10 years from now, Amber will be almost 2 decades into the exact same cycle and the same people will still be paying her to do it, and then crying when it repeats. It’s insane. It’s like watching someone with a partner who beats the shit out of then and you can’t figure out what it will take to get them to leave. I think a lot of these folks have low self esteem, just like someone who puts up with abuse. She makes them feel better about themselves. That’s the only rationale I can find for why anyone would be unironically subscribed to Amber. I can understand the trolls to some extent, but even that is getting old and boring to me.

These ambabies with their "queen " comments made me puke in my mouth just a little, what is wrong with these brainwashed idiots.

 

[Salade Nicoise]

She's such an attention seeking whale. Remember when you were a kid and you'd run away from home? And you'd pack your shit, go to the park or whatever and sit on that bench thinking 'that'll show them! They'll never see me again!"

Then after a couple of hours you get hungry. And you'd get home and the response was always: you were gone?

Except when Hamber returns we have to sit through a 40 minute video of why she ran away due to such extreme mistreatment and abuse and just how lucky we are she decided to come back... now hand over the orange chicken and be grateful about it.

 

[_justlurking]

Wait. Did she possibly get a community guideline strike? Those last for a week, don't they? Her last upload was a week ago.
So she needed some time.

7 days to be exact.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She's such an attention seeking whale. Remember when you were a kid and you'd run away from home? And you'd pack your shit, go to the park or whatever and sit on that bench thinking 'that'll show them! They'll never see me again!"

Then after a couple of hours you get hungry. And you'd get home and the response was always: you were gone?

Except when Hamber returns we have to sit through a 40 minute video of why she ran away due to such extreme mistreatment and abuse and just how lucky we are she decided to come back... now hand over the orange chicken and be grateful about it.

I suspect that she ate like she never ate before. If she was a bit depressed for multiple reasons, either bad family news or the scare of being demonetized, her only coping mechanism is to eat and to eat a lot of food. UberEats are probably working overtime. She is clearly in Phase 4 of her Cycle of Futility. She was packing the pounds before going awol, and I am sure that her scale has not seen much action since last month. She negated discussing her appointment with the WL doctor that is if she went. This is classic Amber. We will see if her next video will bring her to confess of a weight gain but that she is now going to have a new fandangle no-fail diet plan and a new outlook on life. Of course, she will have bought some journals to chronicle her new fandangle no-fail diet plan and some earings

 

[SnarlieNarlie]

I suspect that she ate like she never ate before. If she was a bit depressed for multiple reasons, either bad family news or the scare of being demonetized, her only coping mechanism is to eat and to eat a lot of food. UberEats are probably working overtime. She is clearly in Phase 4 of her Cycle of Futility. She was packing the pounds before going awol, and I am sure that her scale has not seen much action since last month. She negated discussing her appointment with the WL doctor that is if she went. This is classic Amber. We will see if her next video will bring her to confess of a weight gain but that she is now going to have a new fandangle no-fail diet plan and a new outlook on life. Of course, she will have bought some journals to chronicle her new fandangle no-fail diet plan and some earings

Let's not forget she is practically menopausal. She even would not have to overeat to be in danger of gaining weight like most menopausal women do. As if she cared to get a proper hormone replacement therapy. I bet she has not. That's clearly too much hassle for Big AL.

GoneGirlLynn coming back sounds promising !

 

[ADHD]

These ambabies with their "queen " comments made me puke in my mouth just a little, what is wrong with these brainwashed idiots.

I'm torn between thinking they're idiots or they're trying to butter her up so she'll start uploading again. Probably a little of both.

Let's not forget she is practically menopausal. She even would not have to overeat to be in danger of gaining weight like most menopausal women do. As if she cared to get a proper hormone replacement therapy. I bet she has not. That's clearly too much hassle for Big AL.

According to the medical record screencap she showed us, she is taking Estradiol 1 mg once a day. Whether she will continue to take it as needed is dependent on whether doing so works for her, of course.

 

[TwinkoStorr]

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

YOUR AND IDIOT

"No, I am not just binging on my couch"
She is correct here. She also binges in her bedroom, in the kitchen, in the living room, on the couch, in the car, at Becky's sister's house, in the drive-thru lines, and at restaurants. Get your facts straight you fucking haters!
A broken clock is right twice a day...

 

[how now brown cow]

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So is she going to talk about it or not? You're contradicting yourself there ALR.

Her asking people to stop with the pointless rumors is definitely going to work coz she said PLEASE, and she threatened that if the negativity doesn't stop she will be gone for even longer. That'll make everyone toe the line! You just watch. There will only be uplifting comments that recognise the grace she shows her viewers by uploading. We are not worthy, yet she uploads anyway. I am humbled.