🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[how now brown cow]

Get thineself to Jude. We suspect the drama and hilarity is about to take off.

Our special manatee's thread is here.

On topic, Amberlynn is boring, fat, cunty and rotting from the bottom up. And I still would not have sex with her.

Oh WOW! I'm so excited, I was getting bored of Amber, but didn't know where else to go, this woman look to be even more loathsome that AL. Thank you

 

[Borbie Dahl]

Has she recently unprivated a fuck ton of her videos? I ended up watching nearly every video on her channel to about six months ago and there's a bunch of new dotted throughout them now.

Is this all part of her usual ''cycle''?

I don’t have access to the emoji, so in txt I say, semper fi. That’s quite the commitment.

 

[Fleasburger]

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Also discovered that gifs of AmberButthurtLynn are gone while using Facebook messenger

There are still obese related gifs,
even of half-naked boogie2988 eating
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Shit, did not even think about gifs for fatties and now I'm curious...

..annnd, Google keyboard has gif replies of Hamber saved. Huh. There's so many and it makes we wonder if people do these as fans or haydurs or both.

Spoiler: Which one of y'all made this gif?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Shit, did not even think about gifs for fatties and now I'm curious...

..annnd, Google keyboard has gif replies of Hamber saved. Huh. There's so many and it makes we wonder if people do these as fans or haydurs or both.

Spoiler: Which one of y'all made this gif?

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I think Michael B. Petty made the trump gif, he used to show it every time someone donated during a stream.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

It's petty but I like thinking about how miserable Amber is on Monday, Wednesday and Fridays because she actually has to upload content and she'd rather laze around and do nothing. But if she wants more cheap decor money, she has to haul her shelf ass off the couch.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

I think they're referring to when Amber stays at home/in the car and has Becky on Facetime while shopping. She can see what is being bought and also keeps tabs on Beggy so she doesn't step out of line. While she's not physically there, Big Al is always there.

Thats the most horrifying thing I've read today, Necky needs to get out of this "relationship" soon.

 

[Xenomorph]

Thats the most horrifying thing I've read today, Necky needs to get out of this "relationship" soon.

Becky is a freeloading mooch anything to not work she would put up with she is not an innocent party I dont get how many people stan becky simply because shes not alr. Anyone willing to be with Amber is not a good person

 

[dfranki723]

I find it impressive how every single person in Amber's social circle is just as ugly. fat and shitty (personality wise) as she is. She's surrounded herself with nothing but carbon copies of herself.

They all seem to share the same level of hygiene too, oh and the love of animal abuse. Has there ever been a remotely normal person in her life? I've yet to see one pop up in her videos. I pitied this girl initially but nah. Not anymore.

E - I don't consider Eric and Ricky a part of her circle, not sure why.

 

[Dead Memes]

I'm starting to buy into the whole "amber expects to die or be incapacitated by/shortly after 30" theory that people have been discussing for a while now. She's always been fiscally irresponsible and has had hording behavior, but it was never as severe as it is now.

Her daily spending sprees and (alleged) cash purchase of a 6K bed that she can't even use in an apartment in the upper limit of what she can afford takes her fiscal recklessness to a whole new level. Her youtube income isn't what it used to be and her channel fluctuates between stagnant and declining.

 

[mekalekahi]

 

[draculasestateagent]

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the worst thing about these videos she keeps doing is she genuinely thinks she looks good, i mean her latest youtube intro is an example.

 

[Acidsplat]

her face is looking so moon-like again

 

[how now brown cow]

I wonder why part of Becky's duties aren't returning all the stuff Amber buys that does fit or she doesn't want, or stuff that gets broken in 2 minutes (that's assuming there is some kind of consumer guarantees act in the states). That would free up a lot of cash.

 

[FrownyFace]

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Yikes. She really thinks she said something clever there in the second video. This was something people 20 years ago said. Most people in the U.S. don’t even care about gay marriage at this point and even those few that are don’t matter as it’s already law at this point. Also, straight guys don’t want to watch faggots do it. Pretty simple. That doesn’t mean they’re automatically homophobic or anti-gay marriage. And “lesbian” porn doesn’t mean the women in it are gay in every day life. They’re just earning a paycheck. Her whole personality is nothing but “I’m gay”, food, and buying crap.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

That second video... is she under the impression we don't know how dumb she is? Or was it a lame attempt at some sort of lesbian 'in' joke?

Now that her cancer scare is over & she's living her best life in The Big City, maybe she should think about getting married.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Yikes. She really thinks she said something clever there in the second video. This was something people 20 years ago said. Most people in the U.S. don’t even care about gay marriage at this point and even those few that are don’t matter as it’s already law at this point. Also, straight guys don’t want to watch faggots do it. Pretty simple. That doesn’t mean they’re automatically homophobic or anti-gay marriage. And “lesbian” porn doesn’t mean the women in it are gay in every day life. They’re just earning a paycheck. Her whole personality is nothing but “I’m gay”, food, and buying crap.

I'd turn gay (and that's a Grand Canyon sorta stretch) before I'd ever think of finding myself alone, naked, with Hamber Reia.

 

[Pippeyy]

My lord, she is such a basic bitch.
“DiD yOu KnOw sTrAiGhT mEn wAtCh lEsBiAn pOrn?????”
Yes, ya dumb cunt. I live on Earth. I hear even straight women watch it. Gasp!

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

I'm starting to buy into the whole "amber expects to die or be incapacitated by/shortly after 30" theory that people have been discussing for a while now. She's always been fiscally irresponsible and has had hording behavior, but it was never as severe as it is now.

Her daily spending sprees and (alleged) cash purchase of a 6K bed that she can't even use in an apartment in the upper limit of what she can afford takes her fiscal recklessness to a whole new level. Her youtube income isn't what it used to be and her channel fluctuates between stagnant and declining.

I have a pet theory on that.

So, she's said in the past that she had enough money saved for weight loss surgery. I think she realized that surgery will never, ever happen. The bitch can't lose weight and keep it off to save her life. Even cancer wasn't enough to get her to change. Tubbo can't even lose enough to fit in the MRI and PET scanners to make sure the cancer really is gone. Now that YT isn't bringing it what it used to, I think fatty is burning through those savings. The behemoth knows she isn't going to make it to 40, so she's just enjoying herself because she knows her time is running out.

 

[I never almost drownded]

Did she really not stop and think about her mind-blowing #showerthought before she filmed, edited, and posted it? It doesn't even take two atrophied brain cells to work out the answer.

Straight men: I like boobs and vagene. You know what's better than that? Two sets of boobs and vagene

She just really wanted to have a "Hey guys, I'm gay! Do you know that? I'm GAY and that's necessary for you to know because that's the only interesting thing about me!!" moment. She couldn't think of, you know, actual gay issues, so she went for the first topic she could think of to broadcast her ~Sapphic vibes~

 

[GrouchiCorn]

I am hella distracted by this bitch's winged eyeliner. It looks so bizarre