🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Turd Fergusson said:
One of the reasons she wants to lose weight is that she will then be able to get lip filler. I guess when she is down to 150 pounds, people will look at all the sagging skin and say that at least her lips are plump.
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I think either she's misinformed or she's just using her weight as an excuse. Tess Holliday isn't too far from her when it comes to weight and she's able to get lip fillers, botox, whatever.

It's kind of like how she uses the excuse of designer handbags costing more than her daily limit on her debit card. She could easily have the limit increased for that purchase if she put in the effort of calling the bank, so in that case it's most likely she doesn't want to actually spend that much money on a handbag.
 
Can I borrow a feeling said:
Her bra band is just over 4 feet. Size 6 at torrid has a hip measurement of just over 6 feet. We've seen her proportions. So her shelf ass + gunt has to be 6, maybe 7 fucking feet of fat circumference. Jesus christ.
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So my 8 year old niece can wrap around her? Good lord. And this idiot blames all her issues on her surgery or incision or sodiums, etc. Never on the fact she’s well over 500 pounds.

I’m watching Orange Queen’s latest video about her. In her stupid tik tok video, I know it’s her amazing acting but really, she should be breaking down and crying at what she sees in the mirror. She’s disgusting, absolutely disgusting. Hot take, I know, but Jesus. How do you look at yourself as a shell-less Zoidberg and not break down?

But she’s better than all of us so what do I know?
 
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krazy orange cat said:
She's reactivated her Twitter so I expect we'll be getting some drama there. Gotta stir the shit on all fronts for attention.
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this is the last thing she posted on her twitter before deactivating it before, of course she played dumb about what that person meant like she always does
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mythical mother said:
Wait, I never noticed... are her eyes grey or is that just lighting or a filter? True grey is super rare, it’s a shame she was gifted with such a unique feature. My grandmother had really light grey eyes and I asked the doctor about it to see if my future kids would have a chance of inheriting the trait, and he said they’re as rare as true green (people who have green eyes usually actually have hazel because melanin) and green is very uncommon. I guess the Lord threw Al a bone in that one considering she’s a genetic nightmare in every other aspect.
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No, she is not a rarity grey. No matter how much she wishes.
 
FrownyFace said:
It is pretty pathetic that she thinks her eye color and lip size are her bad features. She’s shown more disdain for those things in her videos than for the massive mounds of blub hanging off of her. Even when she talked about her stomach lymphedema, her words were “it’s whatever.” Yet she’s harped on about her lip size/eye size/eye color many a times.
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It's a matter of proportion. When the rest of you is huge, anything normal sized looks small. Gotta plump up those lips to match the moon.
 
BBygorls_Laayggs said:
She made a video way before saying shes most self-conscious about her ears.
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The Ears, so weird. I guess that’s why ambers always twisting her sideburns then? She’s hiding her ears?!? Wtf. I guess she really does only look at her face. She must honestly strive to ignore the lower part of herself. That’s bizarre

Can I borrow a feeling said:
Her bra band is just over 4 feet. Size 6 at torrid has a hip measurement of just over 6 feet. We've seen her proportions. So her shelf ass + gunt has to be 6, maybe 7 fucking feet of fat circumference. Jesus christ.
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Holy gee wizzz!!! This lady is 2 feet wider than she is tall! I get that this isn’t adding to anything or furthering a narrative, I’m just sayin- My God Woman! Yuck
 
Borbie Dahl said:
The Ears, so weird. I guess that’s why ambers always twisting her sideburns then? She’s hiding her ears?!? Wtf. I guess she really does only look at her face. She must honestly strive to ignore the lower part of herself. That’s bizarre
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Not trying to take away anything from her grotesque lower part, but her ears honestly are fucking ugly flappy meat pancakes. Even her ears are morbidly obese. I was astonished when I first noticed.
 
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Since our gorl has been very boring lately I've been thinking about cluster B's in general, and Amber is a pretty fascinating view of what cluster B's actually can be like IRL. As someone who does not work in healthcare or mental health, the only time I've seen cluster B's have been through media depictions, where the stereotype is VERY different from reality.


Movies and TV would have you think that B's are evil geniuses, master manipulators, intelligent and charismatic monsters (think American Psycho). Amber on the other hand is very very VERY stupid; lacking in both book smarts and street smarts. It's really funny to see her try classic narc manipulations but be FAR too stupid to pull them off.

The only people she's able to manipulate are the braindead hillbillies she surrounds herself with, and even then not really. Wonder if how much that frustrates her?
 
You know what the worst thing about current ALR is? No Fan Boy or Orko videos. She's so fucking boring lately I can barely even get through the recaps posted here. Do something interesting you fat slob.
 
When she was diagnosed with cancer, a lot of reaction channels stopped commenting on her. If that had been only due to her having cancer, you'd think they'd have come back after her surgery & the resurgence of her arrogant snottiness. But very few channels are bothering with her anymore - she's basically, as others have said, churning the same video 3 times a week with only changes in weather & wardrobe to break the monotony.

Unless she finds something genuinely interesting to upload, (she won't), over the next year or so, her views are going to drop down to an average of maybe 25-30,000 per upload. Her bills aren't going to get cheaper & I can't see her frivolous spending dropping either.
 
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Even her earlobes are fat as fuck.
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In one of her vlogs this week we will get a sad rant about her earlobes. She picks the weirdest things to latch onto, her abdomen is so startling to look at but anything to do with her face or teeth she spirals about.

Edit:last year someone on her posted a screenshot of her teeth and the next day she posted a vid saying "someone emailed her" asking why shes missing a tooth in the front.
 
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