🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Strine said:
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Cuntylynn tries for condescending deadpan. This Litup character should have known she'd be across that info, what with the "hours" of "serious research" she does on the diets she attempts for half a day. I mean, Amber just spent $400 trying to lose weight by buying and eating food, instead of just not eating food or spending money on it, but she's clearly a weight loss expert and this snide tone you're taking is really cute and not cringeworthy gorl ? yaaas Miley Cyrus will be foaming at the mouth when she sees the dainty and witty gorl who is retweeting every fucking thing she posts and totally go lezbeeen for you
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Woah that litup guy has awesome tweets!
 
buttvomit said:
Woah that litup guy has awesome tweets!
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pp4l

Also I don’t remember the last time we saw AL standing up at all.
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Strine said:
yaaas Miley Cyrus will be foaming at the mouth when she sees the dainty and witty gorl who is retweeting every fucking thing she posts and totally go lezbeeen for you
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God doesn't exist but if She did I'd pray to Her to make sapphic emotions flourish between Kate Winslet and Miley Cyrus who then shack up build a lovely lezbean home together, dividing their time between California and Britain.
 
wommart rat said:
Based on her latest video and various social media posts, she seems defeated and like she's basically given up. As if everything is outside of her control. That comment, "everyone dies," makes me wonder if she's just decided to go ahead and die, too.
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I think it's been like that awhile...in one video she quote something where someone died with a smile doing what they love. She said she wants to stay alive for Becky and her furbabies...but you know how that is. orange chicken wins.
 
Fupacabra said:
I have a new theory about Amberlynn and why she's so obese. It goes like this: so brain in human body uses significant amount of calories each day. Different sources give different numbers, but let's say brain burns 20-30% of resting body's calories. Hamber actually eats normal amounts of food, but her brain is so underdeveloped and she's so incredibly dumb that her brain burns only 0.1% of resting body calories. So, while other humans burn calories by just thinking, in Amber's case all those calories go right into fat storage.
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Actually, she just eats way too much. Every day. Nonstop.
 
Dokkaebi said:
But in her new video she claims she didn't fart, gorl!!! Really though. You could tell she really did fart because if you're a normal human being, you know you kinda do that pause and thousand yard stare before letting one rip.
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not me, i get an evil look and start to laugh because i'm usually going to unload on an unsuspecting family member.
 
ADHD said:
Cuntylynn is in overdrive today! Is she on her period? Becky better stock up on peanut butter cups.
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Amber has been a complete bitch for a while now, and if you think her hormones are in good enough shape to menstruate, think again. I don't want to harp on it but I think the fight with Becky's inbred family, the angsty tweets about love coinciding with Density's engagement to the Kelvinatrix, and the twitter cunthood (and her profuse tweeting in general) all point to drama. Could we finally be seeing the last of Destiny 0.5 and getting a new gorlfriend saga?
 
Strine said:
I think the fight with Becky's inbred family, the angsty tweets about love coinciding with Density's engagement to the Kelvinatrix, and the twitter cunthood (and her profuse tweeting in general) all point to drama.
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Yup. They weren't fooling anyone with their awkward affection display in the Q&A video.
Could we finally be seeing the last of Destiny 0.5 and getting a new gorlfriend saga?
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God I hope so. Becky and the gays are so fucking boring.
 
I fear that since Big Al can no longer go shopping for very important garbage at Wommart she will spend all her time perched upon Fatass Island tweeting her bile and brain farts all over the place even more than before.....reading her obnoxious stupidity is equally as offensive as looking at her. Al's got being horrible covered allllllllll the way around.

Oh, ps---Thumby's awful too, but at least she doesn't Tweet.
 
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Sure gorl, you upload one thing a week and hate YouTube but have no other way of making money for food, and all you do with your spare time is vaguetweet so you get asspats for validation, and then after getting it you eat your feelings anyway. Strong as fuck❤

P.S. most people I would describe as "strong as fuck" haven't had a sobbing meltdown in a carpark because their butler forgot to buy tube turkey
 
mil0 said:
pp4l

Also I don’t remember the last time we saw AL standing up at all.View attachment 677018
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I only watch a few vlogging channels, but in none of them do they sit and talk at the camera constantly. The point of vlogging is to show what you do in your life. Which, in her defense, she does so in her shitty, unwatchable videos. She spends all day laid in bed, and her vlogs accuracy reflect that fact.
 
Strine said:
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Sure gorl, you upload one thing a week and hate YouTube but have no other way of making money for food, and all you do with your spare time is vaguetweet so you get asspats for validation, and then after getting it you eat your feelings anyway. Strong as fuck❤
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She has said many times that the hate does get to her. It makes her cry, and makes her binge. She blames her failed diets, her weight, and the drama in her life on the haydurs. That's not a strong person, that's a pathetic fuckstick wearing their failures as a protective layer of fat against responsibility and accountability.

It is impossible to be strong and a victim. Because victims who opt to persevere through their pain with strength shed their victimhood in the process.
 
Strine said:
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Sure gorl, you upload one thing a week and hate YouTube but have no other way of making money for food, and all you do with your spare time is vaguetweet so you get asspats for validation, and then after getting it you eat your feelings anyway. Strong as fuck❤

P.S. most people I would describe as "strong as fuck" haven't had a sobbing meltdown in a carpark because their butler forgot to buy tube turkey
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Strong as fuck people, in addition to not having said meltdown, can live with the discomfort it takes to build up their stamina back up to being able to stand up for more than 15 minutes. They don't just say "oh well fuck it boo boo" and sit on their asses stuffing their face hole all day.
 
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