🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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RarityGORL said:
She probably bought an expired discontinued shampoo and conditioner from TJ-MAXX for 19.99 and saw the original price at 79.99 each. The packaging was soo quuuuuuuuute and the deal was done. Amber always knows best!
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She thinks the higher price tag makes a difference. You’d think she’d invest in more fine jewelry by this logic if a higher price makes things better. Instead, she just wears cheap Wommart jewelry that could give you infections.

Edit: Now that I think about it, why can’t she just buy a few pieces of sterling silver jewelry with all that money she supposedly spends on shampoo? Unlike shampoo, nicer jewelry can resell well and it elevates your style. You can get shampoo to do the same thing for you at a cheaper price.
 
JambledUpWords said:
She thinks the higher price tag makes a difference. You’d think she’d invest in more fine jewelry by this logic if a higher price makes things better. Instead, she just wears cheap Wommart jewelry that could give you infections.
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Why even buy shampoo that expensive if you never wash your hair, the fuck :thinking:
 
Dainty600lbGorl said:
Why even buy shampoo that expensive if you never wash your hair, the fuck :thinking:
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The same reason you drop $400 on mlm brand granola bars that you're never going to eat. Amber hasn't learned yet that throwing money at a problem doesn't make it go away without even minimal effort (washing hair, eating the meal plan lined up for you) despite repeated attempts to do nothing but throw money at a problem. Gorl is learning impaired you see.
 
Malibougie said:
couldn’t sleep so I went back and you are correct. AL & K didn’t break up until April 2015. But then she was moving out and in with Destiny by late May/early June 2015 which would be really fast, but they do seem to like to move fast so who knows.
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She lived with Krystal for a while after they broke up. She finally moved out in order to move in with Destiny.
 
It is legit so exhausting to watch her think she knows everything all the time when she is so incompetent. GoRl fine don't wash your damn head everyday, but at least get some dry shampoo for the love of god. If she has dandruff it won't affect it and it would actually be good for her thin greasy hair. I also looked up what dermatologists recommended about dandruff and I got this gem of a quote: "“Dandruff is caused by an inflammatory reaction of the skin to the natural yeast that lives on the scalp; this condition is called seborrheic dermatitis and is not improved or worsened by dry shampoo."

Our poor yeasty gorl. Also: "The common misconception that patients have is that dandruff is caused by the dryness of the scalp, so they will normally shampoo only once or twice a week,” says Smithtown, NY, dermatologist Marina Peredo, MD. “The first thing I tell them is to increase the frequency of shampooing to every day.”

"It'S hEaLtHiEr FoR mY hAir BoO bOo." Amber just fucking see doctor (lol right) for your flaky ass scalp since you can't even be assed to google what is good for your hair.
 
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Also she doesn't have Dandruff. I fully suspect she has tr ied every over the counter dandruff thing out there at some point and it never helped.

Psoriasis; Hamber has Psoriasis. It's commonly associated with diabetics. The stuff used to treat it in cases like hers <where it isn't like literally massive patches across the whole body. If you google it, you'll see there are horrible disfiguring cases> is called Clobex. It comes in the form of a spray, gel, or shampoo.

Granted, you need to either rinse your hair daily when using the gel or spray, or if you use the shampoo, you need to only use the shampoo two or three times a week. So that rules her out, not to mention seeing a doctor. Though a Free Clinic can likely give her go ahead to pick it up. But she doesn't want to confront the fact her obesity and rampantly untreated diabetes cause Psoriasis...
 
ALRs love life is so messy and all over the place, its like we need a corkboard and string to keep track of everything. Basically a hick soap opera
 
That girl, though, who told AL to wash her hair more frequently, is absolutely correct. If she does have dandruff, it's likely caused by the fact she washes her hair so little, as that's a major factor for a lot of people.

But I don't even get why AL cares what's good for her hair? She obviously doesn't care what's good for her body and it ins't like her hair ever looks good, anyway. I'd at least want to cut out all the nasty white flakes that she sheds.
 
DongMiguel said:
That girl, though, who told AL to wash her hair more frequently, is absolutely correct. If she does have dandruff, it's likely caused by the fact she washes her hair so little, as that's a major factor for a lot of people.

But I don't even get why AL cares what's good for her hair? She obviously doesn't care what's good for her body and it ins't like her hair ever looks good, anyway. I'd at least want to cut out all the nasty white flakes that she sheds.
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I think the reason she cares is because it's the last thing that makes her look feminine. Big AL still thinks she is a dainty lady.
 
The only time I've heard of Amber being in a salon was Jan. of last year. That was when she colored her hair. If she did buy an expensive bottle of shampoo it has lasted over a year. That is how often she washes her hair.
She buys cheap, fake jewelry, cheap, fake perfume but the best shampoo money can buy. Sure Jan.
 
DongMiguel said:
That girl, though, who told AL to wash her hair more frequently, is absolutely correct. If she does have dandruff, it's likely caused by the fact she washes her hair so little, as that's a major factor for a lot of people.

But I don't even get why AL cares what's good for her hair? She obviously doesn't care what's good for her body and it ins't like her hair ever looks good, anyway. I'd at least want to cut out all the nasty white flakes that she sheds.
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It's like big girls who get really good at makeup and do their nails all nice. They focus on things like that because they feel they have no control over their weight so if they focus on little things like makeup, hair, nails, they look nice. It's called something, but I can't think of it rn.
 
Guardsman42 said:
Also she doesn't have Dandruff. I fully suspect she has tr ied every over the counter dandruff thing out there at some point and it never helped.

Psoriasis; Hamber has Psoriasis. It's commonly associated with diabetics. The stuff used to treat it in cases like hers <where it isn't like literally massive patches across the whole body. If you google it, you'll see there are horrible disfiguring cases> is called Clobex. It comes in the form of a spray, gel, or shampoo.

Granted, you need to either rinse your hair daily when using the gel or spray, or if you use the shampoo, you need to only use the shampoo two or three times a week. So that rules her out, not to mention seeing a doctor. Though a Free Clinic can likely give her go ahead to pick it up. But she doesn't want to confront the fact her obesity and rampantly untreated diabetes cause Psoriasis...
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I'm confused. My husband has Psoriasis. It's an autoimmune disorder and it is genetic from what he has told me. If you have the gene for it, it can be triggered by diseases like strep throat, or stressful life events, and then you have it for the rest of your life. I'm sure there are mild cases that only affect the scalps, so I guess it's possible she has it, but I just did a search for diabetes and psoriasis and saw that there is a link between having psoriasis and developing type 2 diabetes, not the other way around. But that's just from a quick Google search.
 
Hidden Squirrel said:
I'm confused. My husband has Psoriasis. It's an autoimmune disorder and it is genetic from what he has told me. If you have the gene for it, it can be triggered by diseases like strep throat, or stressful life events, and then you have it for the rest of your life. I'm sure there are mild cases that only affect the scalps, so I guess it's possible she has it, but I just did a search for diabetes and psoriasis and saw that there is a link between having psoriasis and developing type 2 diabetes, not the other way around. But that's just from a quick Google search.
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I suppose it's more that if you have a disposition towards it, diabetes can trigger it. I don't know the exact way it works. They're still discovering new things about diabetes to this day. The fundamental way it's viewed and treated in the medical community is even changing now. But there is a link between the two. There is ample cases of some one not having psoriasis and when their diabetes gets worse they develop it. I'm not going to claim to be an expert here on the how and why, but I'm sure it has to do with the body's generally weakened responses etc when Diabetic.

I though can tell you this; if you read about psorasis it self. No one knows what causes it, or why. 1/3 of the cases of it have a family history. It's one of those oddities of medicine. No one is sure what truly causes it, but they know how to treat it. Hamber oughta see a doctor about it. I know first hand when you don't get it treated, you can get it bad enough you scratch your scalp till you bleed. Alot of people with scalp plaque likely assume it is dandruff. Head and shoulders doesn't do shit for it gorl, it just gets worse and worse.

It's likely another reason she won't go in public as well. You feel disgusting even when you bathe, but you get hard scales in your hair and all. If she remotely took control of her diabetes the outbreaks would occur less often, but hey. She wants to die fat and disgusting. I'll stop sperging now.
 
I'm familiar with psoriasis as well. It's usually a precursor to other, more serious disorders in the body and I think we would have seen flare ups in areas other than her scalp. I think her issues all stem from poor diet and hygiene habits.

Speaking of hygiene. How the fuck does she even shower anymore? I can't quite wrap my head around that. Did she ever address or hint to her bathing ritual? I'm thinking kitchen sink and sponge bathes. She spends most of her time hovering around the kitchen already.
 
Maybe that's why she goes to Lexington all the time, for $158 shampoo and conditioner from the salon and orange chicken from Cheesecake Factory. There is no way in hell out in BFE, KY does any salon carry $158 shampoo, not possible.

Also my roommate in college only washed her hair once a week and only changed her sheets twice our whole freshman year.
 
Hidden Squirrel said:
I'm confused. My husband has Psoriasis. It's an autoimmune disorder and it is genetic from what he has told me. If you have the gene for it, it can be triggered by diseases like strep throat, or stressful life events, and then you have it for the rest of your life. I'm sure there are mild cases that only affect the scalps, so I guess it's possible she has it, but I just did a search for diabetes and psoriasis and saw that there is a link between having psoriasis and developing type 2 diabetes, not the other way around. But that's just from a quick Google search.
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Our gorl def has diabetes type 2 (skin diseases are co-morbid with diabetes), but people with psoriasis can also develop type 1. Having an autoimmune disease increases your chance of getting another autoimmune disease like celiacs, multiple sclerosis, lupus etc. This info may be helpful to your husband.
 
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