🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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"Cats can like steal your breath, you guyz." It's not your cats stealing your breath, it's your Sleep Apnea, Amber.

I do like her with wavy hair. I don't understand why she can't just get a perm. It would look so much better.
 
Slippery_Slope said:
I do like her with wavy hair. I don't understand why she can't just get a perm. It would look so much better.
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The length her hair is it would eat into her food budget too much. It would cost her a fortune, and damage her already dead hair. She needs a decent cut before anything else.

Plus there’s the issue of being able to fit in a salon chair.
 
Imagine the content gold if Amber bit the bullet and went to a salon and they “accidently” cut all the dead ends off above her tits.

Edit:stolen from Reddit-
Possible negro hand return?
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I call shenanigans said:
The length her hair is it would eat into her food budget too much. It would cost her a fortune, and damage her already dead hair. She needs a decent cut before anything else.

Plus there’s the issue of being able to fit in a salon chair.
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Plus, why bother since she doesn't shower or bathe with hot water and soap anyway.
 
Cataloons said:
Can this woman-child actually pronouce the letter "t" where it's supposed to be? I get so frustrated every time she says "im-por-an". Bitch, please. It's not cute, it's childish and ignorant. It makes me want to slap the bitch right out of her.
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Skinless Nugget said:
Her pronunciation of everything makes me want to punch her in her stupid fat face. Her stupidity knows no bounds.
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Insulin reid said:
You forget that shes fucking retarded and hasnt gotten anything past the "sound it out" phase of english. The phonetic bullshit shes used to doesnt really do much for larger words or even foreign ones. She also deserves to be punched in her stupid fat face.
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This is a current-day speech tic. I've posted about it twice in the grammar peeves thread, because I hear it from increasing numbers of under 40s (almost always, if not exclusively, women*) at work and it makes me want to scream. Between that, the vocal fry, and the inability to end a declarative sentence without its sounding like a question, I'm going fucking nuts. And it's not going away.

* And the number of squeaky baby voices with all of the above is crazy. I don't get it. I'm a woman. If anything, I've paid attention to strengthening my voice, eliminating uncertainty sounds, not fading away. And ffs sake I don't pronounce words like an uneducated retard.

I don't hate it so much from ALR, even the dropped ts, because my expectations are about zero...but it's endemic.
 
dfranki723 said:
Her excessively pointed cheekbone FAT (not her actual cheekbones) is noticeable. Yet she's supposedly only 505lbs? Pull the other you boring tart.
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Yep and her ass crack on her chins is gone too. I haven't watched her in months and it's very noticeable her face is almost as big as it was in her so-called highest weight.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
We all know she's a mush mouthed retard but the pronunciation that really rips my knitting is the way she says words like "chocolate". She somehow manages to say "chu-HAW-klit" like she's trying to catch a breath half way through a simple word. (She probably is.)
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I tune out her stupid Amberisms in regards to pronounciation and actually miss most of them, but the one that caught my attention and got me to look up at the screen was that exchange with Wipey over the word "cashew".

Amber "How do you say it, Babe?"
Jade "It's 'cashew'"
Amber "cah-shooo?"
Jade "Why are you dragging out the last part of the word? It's ca-shew... cashew"
Amber "Cah-shoooooo?.... CahSHU?... Cas-SHOOOO?... I don't know what I'm doing wrong!" *insert cunty duper's delight smile*


The last few videos have actually been like that 'cashew' segment - 100% pure trolling. TimeLordLynn is back again as her video segments are all noticably out of order again, too. For example, Amber trolls by making a big deal out of cooking rice by herself for the first time ever in her life (using a cheap ricecooker you would find for $15 at Walmart/Target), despite showing herself cooking rice by herself (using a pot on the stove) in her 2021 videos. Then in the next video, she goes into a story about Jade getting the ricecooker in their separation (too bad she didn't get the pets instead), and talks about how Amber had to go buy a new one so she could cook rice she just bought.

She also claims to have walked another mile, saying that she wasn't sure if she wanted to take Twinkie for the walk because Twinkie SLOWS AMBER DOWN, and then shows footage of Twinkie ahead of Amber on a leash that's taut. She claims to have walked the mile in 45 minutes and shows the screenshot of her walking app - with the image zoomed in so her viewers can no longer see the giant 'pause' button we saw last time. As she just films the sky or ground and doesn't show any route information (even a map without road names), for all anyone knows she walked this mile over the course of multiple days just going back and forth in front of her apartment everytime she would take Twinkie out for a wee. I look forward to her continuing to give false shorter and shorter times, until she starts making ridiculous claims of being so fit that she's now walking 8 minute miles (on legs where her knees don't bend and her ankleballs drag against the pavement).

Her most current video is just random clips smashed together. The weekend just ended, so Amber finally had some content to film because Kristine checked Amber out for a daypass. The trio (Ambo, Methma, and 'Birthing Canal' as Tammie called her) went out for Hotpot and to multiple discount department stores for Amber to touch everything and buy more tacky sunglasses. In the other random filler clips, Amber shows a ceiling-shot weigh in of 505 (but claims she's TOTALLY ON TRACK), talks about her hair and about food, and buys horrible lime-green hoop earings from Amazon that match her nails.

And speaking of Aunt Tammie. I find it interesting that Amber's been in OKC for, what, 5 and a half MONTHS now. And it's been grandma-this, grandma-that, mom-this, mom-that, mom's boyfriend, mom's boyfriend's BOSS... but NO Tammie. Come back to the farms, Tammie! We won't bite. I'm sure you have a LOT that you've been pushing down and need to talk about. We're all friends here, and we miss you...

(Watch now that I've said this, Amber's next video will be a bullshit story about Amber hanging out with her aunt).

Edited to Add: @Mekahineyho At first I only caught "Imagine the content gold if Amber bit the bullet.." of your sentence, and my mind jumped to a very different place than where you were going with that comment.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
100% pure trolling.
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She needs to knock that the fuck off yesterday.

1. She's weeks late and hundreds of dollars short.
2. She, what...32? 33? And ugly as fuck trying to be an eDgY tween.
3. You kinda hafta be, you know...GOOD at "trolling."

She really needs a live person or three to loudly humiliate this fat piece of shit on camera and in public. Early and OFTEN.
 
I think one reason--other than refusing to give her a view--I watch reaction channels is that they will correct her or make fun of the way she talks, and it keeps my head from exploding.

Some of Amber's vocal tics and general stupidities result from her having a vacuum where her personality should be. Her immediate surroundings play a major role, and she absorbs the way her girlfriends talk: Jade's slang, Becky's and Destiny's southern accents—even the soft-spoken shy affect Krystal had.

Other than that, though, she is pretty much a dollar store amalgam of Trisha Pastas, Pink Sparkles, Tana Mongoose, and every other famous YTer she's ever watched, up to and including Shane Dawson and Jeffree Star. I'm sure she was delighted when the trend was fast-food, chain restaurant mukbangs, and multimillionaire YTers were going through the Taco Bell drive-through in their Rolls Royces. Amber can pig out on tacos, too. She can be just like those famous YTers!

The particular vocal tic that makes me mental is when she doesn't have a glottal stop, and instead, hits the t's in a word like a horde of soldiers breaking down the gate to a walled city., i.e., when she lost Gracie and started saving money to get a "kiT-Ten." I'd love to hear her say "Wasabi is a very important kitten." I'd lose my shit hearing it come out "Im-por-en kiT-Ten."

I've been watching the Ankle's retro reacts, and he is going through LIDURALLY every video. Most retro reactors focus on the most infamous videos, but trust me, there is gold in those early videos. She is a complete piece of shit to Krystal and her entire family, as well as lazy, boring, stupid, pretentious, and presumptuous. And he calls her out on all of it. It's strangely relaxing.
 
More trolling that I forgot to mention in my previous post: In her most recent video, she goes for hotpot with her mom and grandma. This scene has two sections. The first one is filmed with the camera to her side and you just hear the regular noise of a restaurant. In the second clip where she's stuffing her face with the camera in front of her, you can clearly hear bells which are playing the song "We Wish You a Merry Christmas". This isn't an old clip as her nails are green. She's added the song in to get people to freak out because of that previous video where she went for bobba or something and everyone figured out it was an old clip since the digital menus were displaying a Christmas theme. Everything she does is purely to piss her audience off.
 
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