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I just want another hospital saga, will working girlfriend Jade, pay the tab?
The moment their relationship goes south, Jade's going to abandon AL like a deadbeat black father abandons his baby mama.
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I just want another hospital saga, will working girlfriend Jade, pay the tab?
I repeated what you did and I looked at the January 4, 2021 video. She seems indeed a bit smaller. On January 6, she clocked at 526.8 pounds and in her last video, she was at 505 pounds. So, the difference in weight should not make that much difference. If she is lighter now, we would be told. So I assume that she was much heavier on January 4, 2021, and the 526.8 pounds that she stated was a lie.Last night I looked up a couple of Amber's videos from what, a year ago-ish, and I hate to say it but I think she may have lost a little weight. I looked at the one from Christmas, Clean With Me Literally or something like that, and another one where she was eating, I can't remember what. Anyway compared to this recent thing, she seemed a tiny bit smaller. She just has SO MUCH FAT that it would take a while to shrink, and that's if she was consistently trying.
Maybe is still about light. angles and filter, full body she looks the same...I repeated what you did and I looked at the January 4, 2021 video. She seems indeed a bit smaller. On January 6, she clocked at 526.8 pounds and in her last video, she was at 505 pounds. So, the difference in weight should not make that much difference. If she is lighter now, we would be told. So I assume that she was much heavier on January 4, 2021, and the 526.8 pounds that she stated was a lie.
Maybe is still about light. angles and filter, full body she looks the same...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ssBORlKcB0A
This was the era of exploding belly buttons, being felled by baby soft feet slipping on kibble and a frightened Becky contemplating calling an amberlance to help hoist her aloft -all of which I will remind you happen to skinny people too!- and at least one cellulitis incident in my memory. And those were things she wasn't too embarrassed to reveal. So yeah, she probably had a case of oozing pigfoot.It looks quite swollen and red compared to the other.
Did she admit to having any difficulties medically around this time?
On the floor.It always boggles my brain whenever Amber buys clothes. You know when you have a particularly bulky sweater or something that just takes up so much space in a drawer that nothing else will fit. Now imagine that sweater in 6XL. Where does she keep everything?
This looks like Amy Ramadan's attempt to "Photoshop" a hijab on herself.Attempting to get a grasp of the shapes we have going on, but had to add the legs myself. Consider it an artists impression or some shit.
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Wouldnt be surprised if she had flat feet also since she claims to wear the wrong shoes all the time.Pardon my autism but at the start of this video a clip from the fag shanty days has Eric zooming in on Amberlynn's layyyyegs and I couldn't help but notice perhaps some cellulitis peeking out.
I only noticed because she made an attempt to cover it.
It looks quite swollen and red compared to the other.
Did she admit to having any difficulties medically around this time?
or she could just fucking SHOW LAYGS. Easiest money anyone has ever earned.Okay, we know she's become achingly, screamingly, boring. Her entourage of junior clowns have all successfully extricated themselves from her life. No fag shanty occupants, no Hannah & Rafe or DSquared. MamaSan has not been heard from, not a peep from Auntie or her long lost brother... all we're left with is the stupidly mysterious Wifey.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. She has nothing to talk about & no one to verbally bounce off of. The can't be her snippy, snarky self without a straight man. She's tried lives, Q&As, & some vlogs & they all fell flat. She claimed weight loss - few bit. She attempted a mukbang but skipped any & every feature that made her mukbangs watchable. The Torrid try on haul last night managed to be both ghastly & boring at the same time... quite the feat. She even half assed a medical issue, talking about another round of cellulitis.
Not sure what's going on with her & can't be arsed to dig as she'll reveal it soon enough but there is something very different about her. The only hypothesis I can offer up is that her tendency to take on other peoples' personas & using those those around her to give her SOMETHING to say is really made clear. On her own, she has neither the personality nor the intellect to carry a conversation about anything.
There is simply too much choice on YT & other platforms of interesting people & content for her to be able to expect to hold interest. She'd had a long run & took everything that was given to her for granted. And why not? It worked. But it's no longer working & slowly but steadily she's bleeding views.
There's one or 2 last tricks she can try to slow down the losses she's currently suffering. First, one big, spectacular pissy hissy fit; preferably while she's gobbling a massivbe quantity of food
Secondly, a full on, (feigned), mental breakdown full of quivery lipes, blurred, tear smeared makeup & lots of wailing at issues she hints at but doesn't reveal for an episode or two.
Whatever she chooses, she'd better move fast because at this rate, she'll be lucky to be breaking 500k views a month by late spring.
I wish she would. I’d watch all the ads if I got to see legs because freakshows are fun to witnessor she could just fucking SHOW LAYGS. Easiest money anyone has ever earned.
Okay, hear me out for a second...
She is trying everything right now: mukbangs, try ons, weight loss, but since she is not growing her channel, most people have seen all of this and rather watch reaction channels who provide commentaries. Asking people to rate her clothes is an example of her trying to boost her engagement but since she ignores her viewers and deletes any comments she does not like, people do not respond.I think she will move to clickbait titles or thumbnails making it look like she’s going to show more of her body than before, or even her legs outright, but she will still be too vain to do so.
She will not show her legs. Her legs are a mess but refuse to have them treated. She thinks that if she losses 100 pounds, they would improve a lot which they would not. She use the bottom of her pants to cover her feet as she cannot wear any shoes by now. She put all her hope on the bariatric surgery appointment this month.Its clear she has taken a major cut in income, and she knows her memes and trolling stuff so well, she is 100% likely to be aware we have all been calling for a leg reveal for years now. It could be a last card to play for cash.
Even if she did post a video with legs now, how many of us would watch, or how many would just wait until it was posted here to gawk at?
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What in the ever loving fuck are these? They look like uncircumcised micro dicks attached to a single giant bloated testicle....oh, so that's Hamber's body type, micropenis inflamed testicle. Not apple or pear or hourglass. Whatever these things are they still have less deformed arms and legs than Hamhock.Okay, here me out for a second...View attachment 2872918