🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Turd Fergusson said:
2018: Starting weight: 489 pounds Goal: No goal for the year but she will try to lose weight

2019: Starting weight: 560 pounds Goal: 400 pounds (loss of 160 pounds)
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Interesting....if my maths is right, the one year she didn't actually quantify any weightloss goal....just a year where she would "try to lose weight" is also the year she gained the most. So even though she sets goals and fails to lose weight, it's less than when she doesn't set quantifiable goals.

ETA: still can't cook salmon I see...maybe she should make learning basic cooking her resolution for 2022.
 
I started off trying to make a few notes, then gave up after 2 minutes. Absolute snoozefest.
New Year’s resolution to reach 350 pounds.
She’s eaten some salad and a bit of salmon and claims she is full. Fuck knows how she managed to squeeze in the other 8500 calories every day for 10 days in a row.
‘You guize see I’m losing weight’
NO mention of any weigh-in, even though she is doing it for 100 days straight.
Do not waste your time. She is trying everything in her playbook to resuscitate her dying channel.
 
In summary, Amber just repeats how eating on camera is good for her, teases Wipey in the background, and says her holiday slip ups weren't a big deal. "U Guize can see I am losing weight." Didn't she gain about 15 lbs back from holiday binging? The previous weigh in had her at about 490 lbs IIRC and she gained at least 15 lbs from holiday binging to 506 lbs. (allegedly)

This Mukbang was about 2,100 calories, give or take. Two Salmon filets are at least 1500 cal and the salad was two servings at around 600 cal. That Salmon was borderline burnt!
 
I watched just enough of the archived video to see Amber open a Diet Coke. Great, now she'll have every (fat) armchair weightloss guru all up in her comments screeching at her that OMG everyone knows zero calorie soda is what makes a person fat!!1!!

Amber should follow one of Nader Elshamy's cooking videos then do a mukbang with whatever she makes. That'd be horrifying but potentially entertaining.
 
Sigh... another salmon has died in vain. I wonder how much garlic salt she dredged it in?

The mukbangs people watched the most were the ones where she damned near dove into her plate while ranting about something or other.
 
HOBBIT EARS HAVIN ASS
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StyrofoamFridge said:
In summary, Amber just repeats how eating on camera is good for her, teases Wipey in the background, and says her holiday slip ups weren't a big deal. "U Guize can see I am losing weight." Didn't she gain about 15 lbs back from holiday binging? The previous weigh in had her at about 490 lbs IIRC and she gained at least 15 lbs from holiday binging to 506 lbs. (allegedly)
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Amber never changes. The only thing she like to vlog is food or consumption. She has done the cooking salmon vlogs many times. This is one reason why people are stopping watching her.

StyrofoamFridge said:
This Mukbang was about 2,100 calories, give or take. Two Salmon filets are at least 1500 cal and the salad was two servings at around 600 cal. That Salmon was borderline burnt!
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This should be the beginning of her 100 days of weight loss. To reach her goal, she need to eat no more than 2,000 calories a day. She already failed on day 1; it is not the only food that she ate on this day.
 
Amber, just stop, you aren't fooling anyone. You arent a "dainty" 520+ pounds from eating a salade and 2 fillets. Also whoever you hired to pretend to be Jade "The Asswipe" Francis was the wrong body shape so we know you are alone. But hey at least you got to hug an uber driver!
 
"I aM lOsInG wEiGhT", except when my curator leaves me alone and friendless over Thanksgiving/ Christmas/ my birthday and I go on the Ornj Chimkin bender to end all benders and gain 15 el bees.

At least Chantal has the intelligence to film/ stream her chimp out beeze sessions because even a smooth brain like her has figured out that drama = views = profit.
 
Billie Ross said:
Didn't she said, in one of the Becky era lives, she'll only be back to mookbangs if she was broke?🤔
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Sure did. It was sumthin' like..."I'm NOT broke! If you ever see me makeen mookbong videos again you'll know I'm hurteen for money."
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You go right ahead, FatAl, do what you love; the ONLY thing you love. Stuff that fat smug face 'til you burst like an overfull tick. We'll watch.

Promise.
(on Apathetic Faxx)
 
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