🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Billie Ross]

I don't think Wipey is a troon. Women can dress masculine and still be straight / bisexual.

If a boyfriend is fact in Wipey's life, what if Wipey is using Amber's money to buy gifts for her boyfriend? Those Nike's looked way to large to fit on Wipey's feet.

Still, what money? Necky and the own Hambo already admitted to be broke while they were selling trash and e-begging, no money for WLS, having to move when lease is off, less than 800k views???? Still taxes to be paid and last ER visits, as we predicted all the cancer saga without insurance sucked all and any savings she had.
Do you guys know how tall is Jade?? in some of the FB pictures people posted she looked thick ,

 

[We're All Going To Hell]

question... if she doesn't like the taste of coffee then why does she drink it??? can't be for the energy boost because they make supplements and powders that are basically no calories. regardless if she is tired she can just go to sleep, she doesn't have a life outside her home anyways

Feel free to give me clocks if this has already been addressed

But... Did this whole coffee thing start after Chantal started her constant coffee beezing? I mean we all know how Al morphs herself after other YT personalities.

 

[DCMediaSped]

That ''girlfriend'' looks like she has an entirely different build to the ''girlfriend'' in Fatty's latest insta post. Unless it's merely the camera angle.
I bet Hamber absolutely LOVES having a partner who is built like a brick shithouse, it makes her look sooooooo dainty and precious.

The whole thing was so fake. Amber bursts out laughing after the staged walk by. I think it was a male, maybe some friend or family member of Jade, and Amber thinks she's hilarious with the tricks she's playing on her audience. Look how much larger the person she hugs is width wise. It's definitely a different person.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I thought she looked like she had the ability to be quite big from the photos that were posted much further back in the thread. University of Delaware is what was listed on her LinkedIn so unless I'm late and gay, I believe the consensus was that this UNIT is Jade Francis.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

The whole thing was so fake. Amber bursts out laughing after the staged walk by. I think it was a male, maybe some friend or family member of Jade, and Amber thinks she's hilarious with the tricks she's playing on her audience. Look how much larger the person she hugs is width wise. It's definitely a different person.

Amber is hoping to increase her engagement by doing this kind of nonsense. She said not so long time ago that there will be drama. Of course, it is staged. Who cares who the person is; Jade, the DoorDash driver, the flat caretaker, Becky, etc. Most adult would just present the individual and have a q&a. Instead, we have a junior high level drama that no one cares anymore.

People who followed her have been doing it for years and are tired of this kind of stunts. It is really not working anymore. Right now, she has 48k views and Apathy faxX has 88k views. People are not tuning in because they know they will be disappointed and rather watch reaction channels. Amber would do better to treat her viewers as adults instead as teens.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Amber would do better to treat her viewers as adults instead as teens.

In the Hamberverse, 31 = 14. 32 = 14. 33 = 14. etc.
14 is her mental age no matter how many physical trips around the sun ol' planet Earth makes in her lifetime. Her stupid SnapFat filters, TikFocs, and everything else she posts only confirms it -- Junior High School for life for the Dainty Princess! The Deathfat Homecoming Queen!

 

[Two O’Clock]

Did this whole coffee thing start after Chantal started her constant coffee beezing? I mean we all know how Al morphs herself after other YT personalities.

I think she’s taking after Chantal’s My 400LB Life series. She was obsessed with coffee and kept talking about that Cubii thing to exercise in her house as well.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

The whole thing was so fake. Amber bursts out laughing after the staged walk by. I think it was a male, maybe some friend or family member of Jade, and Amber thinks she's hilarious with the tricks she's playing on her audience. Look how much larger the person she hugs is width wise. It's definitely a different person.

I immediately got Orlin with a Panda Head vibes from it.

 

[Xenomorph]

YAS AMBER GET IT

 

[Kitsunehime]

who know s ...maybe Wifey gained some Weight too since she had a full Christmas Fridge and a cosy warm Manatee to cuddle with...
The Ass-wiping already paid off when i see Hamber flexing with all the Brandstuff she gave her Girlfriend...

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Just seen this. South Park Lynn and her former butler.
Also each time Fatty says 'daily weigh-ins' I hear it as 'Damon Wayans. Fatty sure is a blackie.

 

[peach tea]

 

[dfranki723]

That brief clip of her stood next to a healthy person will never fail to bring me immense joy. I would love to know what thoughts were going through her head at that moment.
She's hyper aware of thin people whenever they are around her, especially young and feminine women and we know she fucking hates it.

There's a way to get more views you fat fuck, start vlogging in public whilst surrounded by skinny girls, everybody wants to see that. Laygs, public humiliation or GTFO.

 

[inquizadoor]

That brief clip of her stood next to a healthy person will never fail to bring me immense joy. I would love to know what thoughts were going through her head at that moment.
She's hyper aware of thin people whenever they are around her, especially young and feminine women and we know she fucking hates it.

There's a way to get more views you fat fuck, start vlogging in public whilst surrounded by skinny girls, everybody wants to see that. Laygs, public humiliation or GTFO.

There's guys in tiktok who make videos just comparing how super tall they are next to normal sized things, and I think alr could definitely do a similar thing but with fat

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

even the fatties look thin next to alr

 

[JoJoNo]

There's guys in tiktok who make videos just comparing how super tall they are next to normal sized things, and I think alr could definitely do a similar thing but with fat

That would be a thousand times more interesting than the content she’s providing right now.

Edited because I can’t english

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

It sure does. I wonder how much Amber had to pay her for that stunt.

At least three Indian food wipes.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

This is the same bitch who lost a whole, 3 pounds in 2 weeks in December? But gained 15 in 2. And thinks she's going to lose 50 in 3 months? So that's 17 pounds a month. Not gonna do that when she's celebrating losing decimal points. She isn't ever going to stop shoving anything she can find down her gullet and she obviously isn't getting up to move. I wonder what quick fix diet she'll jump on first. New Year same shit. 700 pounds by the end of the year here we come!

Every year, Amber posts her resolutions for weight loss. Here we go:

2014: Starting weight: 377 pounds Goal: 300 pounds (loss of 77 pounds)

2015: Starting weight: 385 pounds Goal: 370 pounds (loss of 15 pounds)

2016: Starting weight: 450 pounds Goal: 330 pounds (loss of 120 pounds)

2017: Starting weight: 485 pounds Goal: 385 pounds (loss of 100 pounds)

2018: Starting weight: 489 pounds Goal: No goal for the year but she will try to lose weight

2019: Starting weight: 560 pounds Goal: 400 pounds (loss of 160 pounds)

2020: Starting weight: 572 pounds Goal: 445 pounds (loss of 127 pounds)

2021: Starting weight: 527 pounds Goal: 427 pounds (loss of 100 pounds)

2022: Starting weight: 505 pounds Goal: 350 pounds (loss of 155 pounds)


I have no hope that she will meet her goal this year if we look at her past goals. The only way would be to have bariatric surgery. Mexico here I come.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Yanno Turd, that's pretty interesting looking straight at the weights (her goals are absolutely meaningless and even she knows it).

So, from 2014 to 2020 (her "highest weight ever" and still the benchmark for every .01 ellbee she loses, dear Fat gained roughly 200 lbs and lost nothing. 2021 cancer saga accounts for that dip in tonnage. And at least she's starting 2022 at 505, but no way she loses 155 ellbees, given the track record you detailed above.

And there's really no proof that any numbers she provides are accurate anyway.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Every year, Amber posts her resolutions for weight loss. Here we go:

2014: Starting weight: 377 pounds Goal: 300 pounds (loss of 77 pounds)

2015: Starting weight: 385 pounds Goal: 370 pounds (loss of 15 pounds)

2016: Starting weight: 450 pounds Goal: 330 pounds (loss of 120 pounds)

2017: Starting weight: 485 pounds Goal: 385 pounds (loss of 100 pounds)

2018: Starting weight: 489 pounds Goal: No goal for the year but she will try to lose weight

2019: Starting weight: 560 pounds Goal: 400 pounds (loss of 160 pounds)

2020: Starting weight: 572 pounds Goal: 445 pounds (loss of 127 pounds)

2021: Starting weight: 527 pounds Goal: 427 pounds (loss of 100 pounds)

2022: Starting weight: 505 pounds Goal: 350 pounds (loss of 155 pounds)


I have no hope that she will meet her goal this year if we look at her past goals. The only way would be to have bariatric surgery. Mexico here I come.

377lbs to 505lbs so 128lbs difference by her numbers.

She's put on 1.1 times the weight of the average North Pacific Giant Octopus. It's the largest octopus species and is known for it's considerable intelligence, including it's ability to open jars, solve mazes and mimic other octopuses.