🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Turd Fergusson]

That ''girlfriend'' looks like she has an entirely different build to the ''girlfriend'' in Fatty's latest insta post. Unless it's merely the camera angle.

It wasn't her girlfriend (whoever her girlfriend is) that hug was to awkward and unnatural for two people who have been having sex for 6 months

It looks like she is wearing a large coat. This is staged since no one would wear this inside a house. She is trying to bring some interest to her channel. Jade does not want to be seen; this is as good as we will see.

So Amber has apparently always wanted to paint, but despite living with Becky who loved to draw and paint, it has only occurred to her to try it now...?

Did she do some mandalas a while back and had bought a huge book of it. She is acting like a 10-year-old.

First Christmas together and she buys uninspiring gifts aimed at pensioners. They sit around colouring in and being almost anti-passionate with each other.

I do not think that Jade was there for most of the holidays. Most gifts were not given by Jade but purchased by Amber for herself. Too expensive and too impersonal. Besides Amber, I cannot imagine a healthy, fit and intelligent woman in her mid 20's spending the holidays cooped up in a flat colouring. She was not there.

It's like she's basically moved to be a live-in worker at a retirement village.

Do not forget that Amber moved to the second bedroom leaving the master for Jade. This describes their relationship. She has a roommate who helps with household chores and shares the rent. As you said, Amber is acting like your typical handicapped OAP in a retirement village.

 

[dollastoho]

Doesn't want anything to do with youtube, then causing them to hemorrhage money.

Almost seems like some sort of gayops to deliberately tank Fat AL's channel at this point.

On another note, looks like AL's eyebrows are as bald as her pussy now. Only she hasn't a clue how to properly draw them on.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Maybe that's just it; Jade actually is live in help. Hamber would never admit to such a situation being a thing but what if that is the situation?

I used to doubt this, but the more time goes on the more I could believe it. There just seems to be nothing going on in this relationship for either party.

It's making Becky and Ambers relationship look like they were childhood sweethearts, in comparison.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

question... if she doesn't like the taste of coffee then why does she drink it??? can't be for the energy boost because they make supplements and powders that are basically no calories. regardless if she is tired she can just go to sleep, she doesn't have a life outside her home anyways

Coffee is her newest personality trait. Next, we'll see shirts and journals that say "Not before I've had my coffee" and "I love you a latte."

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

100 days of weighing in! lets see how long this lasts
she weighs 504.6 allegedly

Her last weigh in was December 22nd and she weighed 489. She gained 15 pounds in 12 days. Bonkers. This 100 days of weighing in should last no more than 3 days based on that.

This is the same bitch who lost a whole, 3 pounds in 2 weeks in December? But gained 15 in 2. And thinks she's going to lose 50 in 3 months? So that's 17 pounds a month. Not gonna do that when she's celebrating losing decimal points. She isn't ever going to stop shoving anything she can find down her gullet and she obviously isn't getting up to move. I wonder what quick fix diet she'll jump on first. New Year same shit. 700 pounds by the end of the year here we come!

Maybe that's just it; Jade actually is live in help

Winner winner. That hug looked like she paid the uber eats guy to play a role. So in love she's writing on her counter tops but not enough to give a convincing hug? Okay.

Does anyone else remember when the thumb said wipey was in shape and fit? I understand that, to hamber, anyone seems in shape but seriously? Does Thumb think she's fit? Because those two are the same shape. Congratulations to wipey on the weight gain, just like all the others in this orbit.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

That hug looked like she paid the uber eats guy to play a role. So in love she's writing on her counter tops but not enough to give a convincing hug? Okay.

That was Jade? And a Hug?

I thought she'd left in a scene where the coat stand fell on her.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

100 days of weighing in! lets see how long this lasts
she weighs 504.6 allegedly
she wants to get down to 350 by the end of the year, losing 50 in the next 100 days!

I've calculated how much she needs to diet to reach her goals using this calculator: https://www.niddk.nih.gov/bwp
To maintain her present weight, she needs to eat at least 4,757 calories per day.

Goal 1.: Losing 50 pounds in 100 days: To achieve this, she would need to eat only 2,196 calories per day.

Goal2.: being 350 by the end of the year: To achieve this, she would need to eat only 2,067 calories per day.

If Amber was eating an average calories intake for a woman of her age, namely 2,000 calories per day, she could reach her goals. She should be losing an average of 3 pounds per week.

However, it would imply restricting her food intake since she is eating at least 5,000 calories per day on average. In other words, she will need to cut 3,000 calories per day from her diet. Amber has been consistent in saying that she will never agree to restrict her food intake, so I can't see her doing this. This is why those goals are based on her getting bariatric surgery in the near future.

 

[Insulin reid]

Jesus! Fat Amber really went overboard while Wipey was away huh?

This is what happens when you're forcing an addict to make a change they're both not committed to and have no desire to make. If she was, she would have stuck to her diet regardless of who was there to supervise her.

Shes such a child, she immediately goes back to dealing with her emotions by eating and will never address why she eats so much so shes fucked.

This is very typical with Fat Amber. The only times she's been successful was when someone else was "in charge" and in some way controlling her calorie intake. Once she's left to her own devices, she goes right back to stuffing her face and it seems, with a vengence. As if to say "Fuck You" to anyone who is legitimaty trying to help her.

Its more like shes unhindered by other people and wont feel the shame and guilt if anyone's around to see it. She has that relaxing momen' of being alone and just goes for it... Amber just fully consumes happy and free. If she was left to her own devices she would legit eat herself to death.

What a strange way to thank someone for their efforts. Fat Amber doesn't want to lose weight and if she does, she wants everyone else to do all the work for her. This is why she will never succeed and like most death fats, will be dead before 40.

edit: spelling

One thing ive noticed is that shes also used her eating disorder, whatever she wants to call it now, as a way to be a helpless princess.

Amber sees the partner being an authority figure as a requirement of proving their love to amber but also if they dont let her get all that food she wants she throws a temper tantrum and if they give in after the abuse it shows amber they dont really care about her health because if they did why would they give in. She wants her dykes in shining armor to slay the binge dragon and prove their love.Shes being a hard to deal with princess who needs therapy.

 

[King Fructose]

That was Jade? And a Hug?

I thought she'd left in a scene where the coat stand fell on her.

Maybe she paid Dana to dress like the grim reaper? She’s got a lot of porky friends.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mua5mI9jASwWill someone buy the neon nipple boob painting!?

Lidurally looks like Fatty is grappling with a burglar. The burglar is trying to exscape and Fatty is trying to trap them - not until the police arrive, but to stay, wipe her ass and answer the door 5 times a day, when her food orders arrive.
Perhaps there is something in it not being the genuine Wipey, but someone to convince us all that she was there for the new year? We all know the popular, dainty princess was left alone for Christmas - Fatty told us. Still left alone for her birthday. So as a last resort, she pays or bribes someone to convince the haydurs that Wipey came back from a NYC new year with family and friends, to a piss and shit stinking apartment in Kentucky with a 600 pound beast, to drink alcopops?
If Wipey was really there for new year, then why not show her in the pics that Fatty posted on new yeat? Because the real Wipey wasn't there. This Wipey looks different to the red hatted Wipey. More manipulation gone wrong, Fatty.

 

[Clown Baby]

Maybe she paid Dana to dress like the grim reaper? She’s got a lot of porky friends.

Now that you mention it, that back does have a certain fridge-like quality to it.

But I guess I'm team Wipey Got Fat to explain that hulking hugger. Those men's medium joggers Amby bought her ain't gonna fit.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Lidurally looks like Fatty is grappling with a burglar. The burglar is trying to exscape and Fatty is trying to trap them - not until the police arrive, but to stay, wipe her ass and answer the door 5 times a day, when her food orders arrive.
Perhaps there is something in it not being the genuine Wipey, but someone to convince us all that she was there for the new year? We all know the popular, dainty princess was left alone for Christmas - Fatty told us. Still left alone for her birthday. So as a last resort, she pays or bribes someone to convince the haydurs that Wipey came back from a NYC new year with family and friends, to a piss and shit stinking apartment in Kentucky with a 600 pound beast, to drink alcopops?
If Wipey was really there for new year, then why not show her in the pics that Fatty posted on new yeat? Because the real Wipey wasn't there. This Wipey looks different to the red hatted Wipey. More manipulation gone wrong, Fatty.

Only in Ambers fantasy world could Jade both not exist and be the ideal girlfriend.

She's a figment of haydur imagination. A great big black oversized coat wearing pensioner gift buying figment of haydur imagination.

 

[Billie Ross]

Maybe that's just it; Jade actually is live in help. Hamber would never admit to such a situation being a thing but what if that is the situation?

I'm sure the only one to use the Cubi long term will be Jade if she's basically there to wait for Hamber to need help; so she can use it when sitting there waiting for a disaster.

Also waiting for when Hamber gets her yoga pants stuck in the cubi and that's when she refuses to use it again or some shit.

Hambo doesn't seem to have enough money to pay for a live in caretaker, and who in the right mind would pay half of a $1.600 rent to be her "roommate", wipe Hambo's arse and clean after her???

She's what people in the LGBT+ crowd call a "stud." They're butch lesbians of black or Latina descent. Men's clothing is the norm for studs.

Another "butch lesbian" for our dainty gorl.

Ya know, I seem to recall Amber saying something about polyamory and being with men back when New Girlfriend came on the scene. Perhaps it was her girlfriend's boyfriend pretending to be a lady person because step 3 profit? I dunno, I'm tired.

Again my reason for believing Jade is transitioning, I don't recall a very butch/stud lesbian wanting a boyfriend before, Hambo talking about being open to men was about Jade becoming one, Polyamorous Jade wants to fuck all hos with her plastic nigga dick.
Also can you imagine the men willing to fuck a butch nigga, built like a brick shit house and her 600lbs, smelling like a shit house, pig?
Yeah I know Nader would do it.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Her last weigh in was December 22nd and she weighed 489. She gained 15 pounds in 12 days. Bonkers. This 100 days of weighing in should last no more than 3 days based on that.

It is worse than that. Her new weigh-in is from January 1st 2022 and as Fatty labels it 'Day 1'.
So that's only 10 days to gain 15 pounds.
At the 500 pounds she admits to, that is an extra 5250 calories on top of what she needs just to survive.
Her maintenance calories are approx 3530, so she must have been eating 8750 calories for every one of those 10 days.
Forget about water weight, this bitch hardly takes any liquids in, cos that means she has to get up for a piss, so it's easier for her to not bother.
This amount of gluttony is staggering. She has the same amount of dedication to eating as an Olympic athlete has to training.

 

[Mom_Is_A_Problem]

That just looks like Becky.

That ''girlfriend'' looks like she has an entirely different build to the ''girlfriend'' in Fatty's latest insta post. Unless it's merely the camera angle.

I doubt it is Becky but it's certainly not wifey either.
So, whom is this mysterious new character in the Amber verse? If it is wifey, those leggings she got her were a cruel joke.

Ya know, I seem to recall Amber saying something about polyamory and being with men back when New Girlfriend came on the scene. Perhaps it was her girlfriend's boyfriend pretending to be a lady person because step 3 profit? I dunno, I'm tired.

It wasn't her girlfriend (whoever her girlfriend is) that hug was to awkward and unnatural for two people who have been having sex for 6 months

I have two theories.

1. This is a set up to throw people off of wifey's tail and to convince people that she didn't lie, that she actually had a new gf. (Also hoping to boost her views.)

2. This is a poly thing and this is wifey's second girlfriend which is also her gf? That way she can say "I didn't lie. This IS my gf. Just my second one." Or something dumb like that. (Also hoping to boost her views.)

Who knows. The true will come out eventually.

 

[Owlflaps]

Again my reason for believing Jade is transitioning, I don't recall a very butch/stud lesbian wanting a boyfriend before, Hambo talking about being open to men was about Jade becoming one, Polyamorous Jade wants to fuck all hos with her plastic nigga dick.
Also can you imagine the men willing to fuck a butch nigga, built like a brick shit house and her 600lbs, smelling like a shit house, pig?
Yeah I know Nader would do it.

I don't think Wipey is a troon. Women can dress masculine and still be straight / bisexual.

If a boyfriend is fact in Wipey's life, what if Wipey is using Amber's money to buy gifts for her boyfriend? Those Nike's looked way to large to fit on Wipey's feet.

 

[I am vomit]

I don't think Wipey is a troon. Women can dress masculine and still be straight / bisexual.

If a boyfriend is fact in Wipey's life, what if Wipey is using Amber's money to buy gifts for her boyfriend? Those Nike's looked way to large to fit on Wipey's feet.

Forget amber's laaaygs, Now we gotta see wipey's feet.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

There is no way that's dopey. We saw the clothes big al bought for her and theres no way shes going to waste money on not getting the right size stuff for her bargaining/bribe gifts. Also big al admits all the time she loves trolling. No god damn way thats her.

 

[Jabberwokky]

There is no way that's dopey. We saw the clothes big al bought for her and theres no way shes going to waste money on not getting the right size stuff for her bargaining/bribe gifts. Also big al admits all the time she loves trolling. No god damn way thats her.

I agree, and she posted that photo of her kneeling petting Twinkie not that long ago and it was clear she was relatively slim.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

That is the build of a MAN, not any kind of woman - not even Jade. The broad shoulders and the height, too.

It could be her brother, Tony. Maybe he was visiting for Christmas while Jade Francis was with her family. Or maybe that adopted brother who got in contact with her, the gay one in the family. Either way, that was a dude.