🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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DCMediaSped said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mua5mI9jASwWill someone buy the neon nipple boob painting!?
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I guess since our gorl has aphantasia this is the only way she can fantasize about boobies.
StrawberryDouche said:
Did Wipey come out of the box fat or did being in Amber's orbit make her fat, because Wipey is fucking FAT.
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How ironic that Ms. Jade Wipey came all the way to Kentucky to get AL to finally lose weight, but only managed to fatten herself up like a Thanksgiving turkey.
nofriendofours said:
Her last weigh in was December 22nd and she weighed 489. She gained 15 pounds in 12 days. Bonkers. This 100 days of weighing in should last no more than 3 days based on that.
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Another "day 1", but her starting weight will always be her "highest weight" to fuck the scale in her favor.
Xenomorph said:
Hi Jade, you are fugly. Stop roaming round acting like you are some famous movie star covering your face like an obeast Jermaine Jackson.
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Owlflaps said:
It's nice to see Amber's sidekick, The Niggardly Shadow.
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All this creeping around in the shadows is fucking weird. No wonder she's with Amber.
 
Guess she hired Beckster to act as her gorlfriend. Look at how she laugs and snickers thinking about all the haydurs she's fooling with her geniously done facade.

(also her voice just gets really high at 8:26 just before the shadow shinobi passes her, she knew the person was coming. She's a criminal mastermind!)
 
question... if she doesn't like the taste of coffee then why does she drink it??? can't be for the energy boost because they make supplements and powders that are basically no calories. regardless if she is tired she can just go to sleep, she doesn't have a life outside her home anyways
 
Janai said:
question... if she doesn't like the taste of coffee then why does she drink it??? can't be for the energy boost because they make supplements and powders that are basically no calories. regardless if she is tired she can just go to sleep, she doesn't have a life outside her home anyways
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Why does she do anything she does? Who knows. She has an egg “allergy” but continues to eat those every morning.
 
PotatoSalad4711 said:
Why does she do anything she does? Who knows. She has an egg “allergy” but continues to eat those every morning.
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The amber ditto saw human organisms on tiktok enjoy the imbibing of caloric substance "coffee" and to assimilate itself, the amber organism has replicated this behavior to better lure in human organisms to parasitically bond to.
 
That ''girlfriend'' looks like she has an entirely different build to the ''girlfriend'' in Fatty's latest insta post. Unless it's merely the camera angle.
I bet Hamber absolutely LOVES having a partner who is built like a brick shithouse, it makes her look sooooooo dainty and precious.
 
dfranki723 said:
That ''girlfriend'' looks like she has an entirely different build to the ''girlfriend'' in Fatty's latest insta post. Unless it's merely the camera angle.
I bet Hamber absolutely LOVES having a partner who is built like a brick shithouse, it makes her look sooooooo dainty and precious.
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That's unfair.

Becky was built like a shit brick house.
 
Ya know, I seem to recall Amber saying something about polyamory and being with men back when New Girlfriend came on the scene. Perhaps it was her girlfriend's boyfriend pretending to be a lady person because step 3 profit? I dunno, I'm tired.
 
So Amber has apparently always wanted to paint, but despite living with Becky who loved to draw and paint, it has only occurred to her to try it now...?
 
It wasn't her girlfriend (whoever her girlfriend is) that hug was to awkward and unnatural for two people who have been having sex for 6 months
 
So thats Jades BF then?... Did Al move a couple into her home thinking they were totes into her but theyre really just living off a gullible disgusting fat body?
 
KiwiKunt!! said:
It wasn't her girlfriend (whoever her girlfriend is) that hug was to awkward and unnatural for two people who have been having sex for 6 months
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It makes me wonder what benefit Jade gets from this agreement.

Obviously it's easy to work out how it benefits Amber, it reduces her risk of illness or accidents because she's looked after.

But then Jade; has to put up with Amber, moves somewhere away from friends and family where there are less opportunities and less stuff to do. Doesn't want anything to do with youtube, then causing them to hemorrhage money.

First Christmas together and she buys uninspiring gifts aimed at pensioners. They sit around colouring in and being almost anti-passionate with each other.

It's like she's basically moved to be a live-in worker at a retirement village.
 
TwinkieBooBoo said:
It makes me wonder what benefit Jade gets from this agreement.

Obviously it's easy to work out how it benefits Amber, it reduces her risk of illness or accidents because she's looked after.

But then Jade; has to put up with Amber, moves somewhere away from friends and family where there are less opportunities and less stuff to do. Doesn't want anything to do with youtube, then causing them to hemorrhage money.

First Christmas together and she buys uninspiring gifts aimed at pensioners. They sit around colouring in and being almost anti-passionate with each other.

It's like she's basically moved to be a live-in worker at a retirement village.
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Yeah, not one romantic gift - Perfume, Jewellery, expensive note book and pen. Anything that you would expect a lover to gift you on your first X-mas together
 
Damn, the Faxx Machine is at 72K views while Hambutt is at 39K. She's getting blown the fuck out of the water by the channel she tried to take down despite her "best" efforts to chum bucket her audience back in. Becky's walk on role as Wipey didn't help.
 
TwinkieBooBoo said:
It makes me wonder what benefit Jade gets from this agreement.

Obviously it's easy to work out how it benefits Amber, it reduces her risk of illness or accidents because she's looked after.

But then Jade; has to put up with Amber, moves somewhere away from friends and family where there are less opportunities and less stuff to do. Doesn't want anything to do with youtube, then causing them to hemorrhage money.

First Christmas together and she buys uninspiring gifts aimed at pensioners. They sit around colouring in and being almost anti-passionate with each other.

It's like she's basically moved to be a live-in worker at a retirement village.
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Maybe that's just it; Jade actually is live in help. Hamber would never admit to such a situation being a thing but what if that is the situation?

I'm sure the only one to use the Cubi long term will be Jade if she's basically there to wait for Hamber to need help; so she can use it when sitting there waiting for a disaster.

Also waiting for when Hamber gets her yoga pants stuck in the cubi and that's when she refuses to use it again or some shit.
 
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