🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Amber love bombs her caretakers every year with cheap, tacky gifts in hopes that these will somehow make up for the atrocities they endure the rest of the year living with and caring for a smelly, 500 elbee toddler such as herself.
Say what you will about density, but even she had the presence of mind to get her gifts and dip the fuck out.
 
Fatty spending that amount of money on someone she's only just met is pathetic but I'm noticing some really out there comments that are equally, if not more, pathetic.

It's like the Haydur audience will go to the extreme end of any topic just to distance themselves from Hambo.
Perfect example in this video being the hundreds of comments mentioning how they all only give ONE gift to each person for the holidays 'cos consoomerism bad. I also see some ''parents'' bragging about spending the bare minimum on their children's gifts. Again, consoomerism bad.

You can criticise her spending insane amounts of cash on a woman who basically amounts to a stranger but this ''we're better than you, we don't spend money on gifts, HA'' is painful to read.

We all know ALR's true ulterior motive with these gifts (buying love, bragging rights) but normal people will buy many gifts out of legitimate kindness and consideration.
It's such an odd thing for them to latch onto. Pretty sure they're the same commenters who act as though they've never touched unhealthy food in their life.
 
TC-P said:
Amber might be able to use this.

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No way. Her laygs are like sold rocket boosters, except less functional and far less useful. Those things in the pic are designed for normal people.

Sad sad said:
Even with jade pushing her, she loses marginal amounts and doesn’t aim for any overarching lifestyle changes. I honestly don’t think she sees herself as making it out of her 30’s. So why not just blow it all on laygoes and takeout?
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She is, as usual, doing the bare minimum - just enough to show Jade that she can lose weight, all .4 pound a week of it, so Jade will stay. If she could bear to be alone, she'd be up to 700 pounds in no time.

Witch Bitch said:
To some level I do get this. She isnt going to make it to retirement age. Isnt going to be leaving inheritance behind for kids why not enjoy her money and love bomb a lezbean into being her live in caretaker-
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But she's so giveeen, you'd think she'd have half a dozen causes to give her shit to when she dies.

FupaCitySheriff said:
So 2 grown ass women bolth spend there time doing a paint by numbers ? My nephew did a tiger painting by numbers at Christmas - he's EIGHT.
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Hey, shitlord, I'll have you know Big Al graduated to paint by numbers by dint of conquering color by numbers. That's something she's rilly, rilly proud of herself for.

FupaCitySheriff said:
So much for her newly found younger brother and her dad that she speaks to.
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I was gonna say this, LOL. About the brother, at least, not the father. I mean, it was a huge deal about the brother - she dumped Jenny Kreg for him, after all. No gifts for him, though. Maybe he didn't suck up to her sufficiently.

 
We've discussed AL's declining views here. I think it's also worthy to note that she's been sitting at 198K subscribers since Nov 9, 2021. She's not gaining subs and has plateaued (just like her weight loss haha).
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dollastoho said:
We've discussed AL's declining views here. I think it's also worthy to note that she's been sitting at 198K subscribers since Nov 9, 2021. She's not gaining subs and has plateaued (just like her weight loss haha).
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Wipey shudda bought Hambo some subs for Christmas. Oh well, looks like once Fatty reads this she'll end up buying some herself. That will show us haydurs how wrong we are and that her sub count is going up.
 
dollastoho said:
Niggo got a fucking ugly fake leather hat for Christmas..
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This is hideous. A quick google says it was $65. Why do these bumfuck KY lesbeans insist on spending all their money on the ugliest shit they can find?

Also, imagine BRAGGING that, at 31, your ~totally real not a paid caretaker~ got you a fucking thing made for old people to keep their legs moving for Christmas? Exceptional-lynn indeed.
 
People keep claiming that Becky is being “shaded” through gifts, but could it be possible that Becky simply had preferences. Maybe she’s not interested in expensive colognes. Maybe she wanted chapsticks and T-shirts.
 
every time alr says "moment", thats another one of her diabeetus riddled toes i want twinkie to chew off while shes sleeping.

also now shes totally an artist just like becky:
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let her know if you want to buy it jUsT kIdDiNg guise

and she thinks its so funny how much a year can change EVERYTHING (except weight apparently)
2022 is the year of her getting her shit together!!! (followed immediately by her admitting she gained again)
drunklynn on new years and the BEST new years kiss shes EVER had (take that becky)
100 days of weighing in! lets see how long this lasts
she weighs 504.6 allegedly
she wants to get down to 350 by the end of the year, losing 50 in the next 100 days!
IMMEDIATELY another grocery haul. going great.
she puts away christmas decorations like a moron.
oh and thats the end. boring.
 
Red Mask said:
People keep claiming that Becky is being “shaded” through gifts, but could it be possible that Becky simply had preferences. Maybe she’s not interested in expensive colognes. Maybe she wanted chapsticks and T-shirts.
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Becky is that special ed kid in school you always wondered why is she in special ed until you talk to her. She has the mental maturity and EQ of a 12 year old so im sure even if Amber was shading Becky, shes gonna be oblivious as shit.
 
Her painting is just like her fabulous doodles she was doing. Im not surprised at all. She doesn't have a creative bone in all that flabby body. 100 days... should we start taking bets on how long it will last?
 
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