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I wonder how long she spent tucking all the trouser material around so we wouldn't see her embarrassing grotesque flesh trunks.
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Gergg
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I wonder if she can even reach her feet with that poop emoji body shape, I'd be willing to bet she has been wearing the same socks since that "wipey snapping twinkie's neck" picture.
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She hasn't worn socks since she worked with Destiny at the old-folks home and had to wear sneakers. Even then, they were ankle socks and she was too lazy to make matching pairs. And although she never explicitly said so, I assume Destiny put them on for her. Chantal can't even put on her own socks. Peetz does it for her.
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No way she reaches those hooves of hers. Unless she sits, spreads her legs as wide as they can go, then leans over between her legs and pulls them on. I suppose even that's doubtful, since I imagine her leaning over at the waist (wherever her waist may actually be) for any appreciable time would make her pass out because she's crushing her lungs. Hell, she may not even be able to pull herself back upright from that, given that she has no muscle tone. So Jade has a choice with Big Al: either put her socks on for her, or deal with a 600 pound whale passed out on the floor. The latter would be harder, I think - it isn't like Jade could take the easy way out on that.
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Shuper cyute plus size feety pajama saga when?
Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r
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Wifey's wardrobe is definitely an upgrade from the neon basketball shorts, Spongebob graphic tees and alien snapbacks that were Necky's getup.Love the ‘black girl starter pack’ of stuff for our Jade!
Fake leather pimp hat
Beats
Jogger pants
Jordan’s
Mens aftershave
Gamer chair
Thick gold necklace(Maybe Valentine’s Day Jade)
Witch Bitch
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This is just ambers typical love bombing. She does it every year we got lazier versions the longer she was with becky but wifey doesnt have backward Kentucky sped taste
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She was giddy, GIDDY at all the consumerist crap she got to waste money on and received. She was quivering and squealing and OMG STICKERS YOU GUYS THE BAG OPENS EEEEEEEE!!!!!!
She is stricken by a moment of awareness moment and realizes you may see her for what she is - a piggish, greedy garbage monster reveling in plastic trash on the Savior's Birthday. "Of course Christmas isn't about presents, it's about... all the other things" says GluttonLynn, IT COMES WITH COLORED PENS AND PICHUR FRAMES!!!!!!
She is stricken by a moment of awareness moment and realizes you may see her for what she is - a piggish, greedy garbage monster reveling in plastic trash on the Savior's Birthday. "Of course Christmas isn't about presents, it's about... all the other things" says GluttonLynn, IT COMES WITH COLORED PENS AND PICHUR FRAMES!!!!!!
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Not sure how she'd be able to maneuver that around her tree trunks
Sad sad
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She obviously has no impulse control (and a shopping addiction), but I suspect it’s deeper than that. I don’t think she actually sees driving a car or getting WLS in her future. She’s not losing weight at any notable pace- still taking in several thousand calories per day. Even with jade pushing her, she loses marginal amounts and doesn’t aim for any overarching lifestyle changes. I honestly don’t think she sees herself as making it out of her 30’s. So why not just blow it all on laygoes and takeout?
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FatAl picked out and paid for all the "gifts" herself. She'd have been lucky if her "gorlfren" gave her a pat on the head as she walked out the door to spend the holidays with people she REALLY likes.
Girlfriend my ass.
Girlfriend my ass.
Witch Bitch
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To some level I do get this. She isnt going to make it to retirement age. Isnt going to be leaving inheritance behind for kids why not enjoy her money and love bomb a lezbean into being her live in caretaker-
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I always look at Amber as someone who has zero self awareness about how bad her situation is. She does not care about losing weight, she just does it as part of her channel. If she was serious at any point she wouldnt boast about a .4 loss or a 1.4 loss in weight when youre the size of a farm animal. Its just her way of showing that she in fact lost something and therefore is losing weight. Its like scoring a 15% on a test, you obviously failed but you did the bare minimum to not get a 0% so you can logically say you tried.
Amber has been pretty lucky to be able to constantly have someone to take care of her needs for the most part and thats why shell never drive a car (much less fit in one). She has no need to cause shell find some half brained idiot to love bomb and have her be her "girlfriend". When someone faces no true struggles and everything is just fixed for them by another person theyre going to not bother to do anything.
Amber is the perfect consumer to companies, she just buys and consumes endless amounts of plastic shit and calories with no mind of consequences. Ill agree that she has a shopping addiction and no impulse control so when Jade left for the holidays those coping mechanisms skyrocketed for Amber. I dont think she sits and truly thinks how fat she is and how fucked up her health and body is cause she distracts herself with the dumbest shit but when shes left alone im sure the looming doom of being a death fat hits her. She cant stand to be alone cause shes faced with a harsh reality and we see her binging her ass off, not uploading and buying tons of shit. Im positive Jade was not there at Christmas and Amber just bought all this stuff to lovebomb her when she came back so she could feel at ease her house bitch is back and she shouldnt leave her.
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Turd Fergusson
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I, for one, do think this is not a bad gift for her if she uses it. It is now winter and she can't fit winter boots so walking outside is difficult for her. At least it allows her to do some exercise. It will also give her a reason for not going out too. Her legs need to be bandaged due to lymphedema, which she is not addressing. Amber has not been able to put socks on for years.
I think Amber bought that for herself. Jade's family bought Amber candles and sprays, so I guess they are not as frivolous with their money as Amber.
FupaCitySheriff
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So 2 grown ass women bolth spend there time doing a paint by numbers ? My nephew did a tiger painting by numbers at Christmas - he's EIGHT.
You'd like to think at some point, she would ackshully try to do something about her situation type deal, but instead she just carries on. But what can you expect when she knows what works best for her.
So much for her newly found younger brother and her dad that she speaks to. More lahs to convince everyone how popular and loved she is. Amazes me that her mom (her hero and the best person she knows) has not visited in 18 months, since her 'cancer'. Ir would onltybe the price of a plane ticket, but she still stays away. Now she's a born again God botherer, you'd think she would want to atone for past deeds, or at the very least spend time with her long-lost daughter. Or she turned up thinking Hambo would soon be dead and she would end up with all her JewTube shekels, Once she realized that wasn't happening and instead she ended up moving Hambo from the gaycare to be a pig in the city, she bailed out and has never been seen since. I would imagine she hardly speaks to Fatty, if at all, No wonder PapaLynn never even bothered to show for her 'cancer'. He knows she's toxic and he stays well away.
Looks like some S and M gear.
So she now has a standing desk that she sits at and a senior citizens version of an exercise bike. STOP FUCKING EATING YOU FUCKING LAUGHING STOCK.
LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT YOU GREEDY FAT CUNT.
This was all bought when Fatty was home alone, to try to make herself feel loved. The presents for Wipey were to bribe/guilt her in to coming back. You can imagine every few hours, Fatty would be texting, calling, messaging, saying she had just bought her yet another gift - just like when she bombarded her dietitian on Thanksgiving,
New year, new rumors, same old bullshit.
She lives in an apartment complex that has a 24 hour gym and an outdoor swimming pool. She doesn't want to do any 'exercise' - never has, never will.
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Anyone who watches my 600lb life enough knows there are two types of deathfats: The ones who actually want to lose weight (and do lose it!) and the ones who just want a quick fix where they think they don’t have to do the work.
We all know what category Amber falls into. She will never lose weight and will die young and fat surrounded by her excessive Amazon purchases.
We all know what category Amber falls into. She will never lose weight and will die young and fat surrounded by her excessive Amazon purchases.