🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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The Filter's take on the shape of her face vs. the actual shape of her face-

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The Filter's take on the shape of her face vs. the actual shape of her face-

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That’s hilarious! You can’t fault the AI tho, Ambers ‘features’ aren’t exactly ‘typical’ or common. It is very humorous to see a computer struggling to decide how to deal with a giant flesh puddle. Where does the shadow go on a melted candle-esque ice berg gorl?!? Idk. Apparently technology doesn’t either.
 
She is trying really hard to wriggle out of monday, wednesday and friday vlogs and blame the audience for it and say well you guys voted for it. She really wants to go mukbang now, her views are dead at this point unsustainable and she is really trying hard to find a way out you can tell by the wednesday vlog wording.

She wishes to do a month off but she can't now she spent all that money LOL. She spent fucking 15k in August easily and this month you call tell by @fvckm3 s analyse she is hurting at the purse strings.

The patreon chatter is dead I think she killed it.
 
Good thing ALR no longer lives in Key West, her birthplace. With all that blubber she would collapse upon stepping outside in August/September heat.

I think she should take a vacation there. Would love to see the looks as she lays on the beach lookin cyuuute
 
She is trying really hard to wriggle out of monday, wednesday and friday vlogs and blame the audience for it and say well you guys voted for it. She really wants to go mukbang now, her views are dead at this point unsustainable and she is really trying hard to find a way out you can tell by the wednesday vlog wording.

She wishes to do a month off but she can't now she spent all that money LOL. She spent fucking 15k in August easily and this month you call tell by @fvckm3 s analyse she is hurting at the purse strings.

The patreon chatter is dead I think she killed it.
It really looks like she wants to dumb her schedule. She is more interested in shopping and eating than doing her "job". The Patreon is really dead and buried; too restrictive and too much expectation to provide content. Her views are mostly under 100k and with low CPM, her income now is not what it used to be, and she is mad about it.
 
We know she is sucking up her cheeks to make her face less round.


Isn't that fatphobic? She loves to blast her Haydurs, but she is doing a lot to hide her imperfections with these selfies. No stomach. No lagys. No wings.

Just chest fat squeezed together, sucked up cheeks, duck lips, and filter.
The filter doesn't cover her whole face. You can see the line of the filter's edge right before the face sore. Almost had it! She shouldn't squeeze at her cysts. They don't really pop and go away. The sac is still beneath the skin collecting skin cells. That is why she gets them in the same place each time.

Edit: She ninja'd by @Clintonberg on the filter
 
After finishing an online class this morning, I realized that Amber and Becky could use their free time (LOL) to better themselves or learn new skills. It seems that they are stuck in time where are they already know everything they need and nothing else is important. Becky has some talent but could use additional training to be really good at drawing mangas, even making a go financially at it. Amber, if she finally follows her WL doctor, will need to cook at home more and could take on-line cooking courses to prepare food that would be compatible with her diet. Most people, except maybe the aged, like to learn but do not have the time because of work and minding children, but these two have all the time in the world. Learning is enjoyable, but I guess when all you like is eating, that is all you will do.
 
Regarding the coat, maybe it's a deathfat thing? Chantal was walking around in January or February this year in Ottawa without a coat. It gets really fucking cold here. All the blubber keeps them warm?
 
All the blubber keeps them warm?
Certainly, but both Amber and Chantal don't spend any considerable time outside. A short walk to the car which has heating and opening the window for long enough to accept offerings from the drive-through. That is the most amount of fresh air they get.
 
Certainly, but both Amber and Chantal don't spend any considerable time outside. A short walk to the car which has heating and opening the window for long enough to accept offerings from the drive-through. That is the most amount of fresh air they get.
It is a bit of a blessing in disguise. If any of them were to slip and fall on ice, and break something, the bedbound saga would start. Neither of them is wearing winter footwear that provides good traction. I do not expect either of them to go for a long walk in the dead of winter.
 
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She is trying really hard to wriggle out of monday, wednesday and friday vlogs and blame the audience for it and say well you guys voted for it. She really wants to go mukbang now, her views are dead at this point unsustainable and she is really trying hard to find a way out you can tell by the wednesday vlog wording.

She wishes to do a month off but she can't now she spent all that money LOL. She spent fucking 15k in August easily and this month you call tell by @fvckm3 s analyse she is hurting at the purse strings.

The patreon chatter is dead I think she killed it.
I don’t think it’s about wanting to do mukbangs, it’s more that when she did mukbang videos she worked like an hour a video. Ordering food, eating, minimal editing. When she has to vlog, she is in some ways on the clock all day and even though she’s not spending all her time working, she has to keep it in mind and put in more time and effort for the same views.

She is going to try and go back to videos that are one and done.
 
It is a bit of a blessing in disguise. If any of them were to slip and fall on ice, and break something, the bedbound saga would start. Neither of them is wearing winter footwear that provides good traction. I do not expect either of them to go for a long walk in the dead of winter.

So all roads lead to the bedbound saga.
Either because of broken laaaygs and then faaaat or no broken laaygs but Uber 24/7 and then faaat.

And afterwards to the museum of medical oddities. Aaam livveeen for it!

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Certainly, but both Amber and Chantal don't spend any considerable time outside. A short walk to the car which has heating and opening the window for long enough to accept offerings from the drive-through. That is the most amount of fresh air they get.
Chantal will be parking outside this winter (don’t know if she had indoor parking before) so if she’s not wearing a coat this winter, it definitely means the fat is keeping her warm. But she’ll probably be bed bound by then. PrincessLynn gets at door pickup and drop off so it won’t matter for her.
 
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