🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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If there is a coat somewhere that she could actually fasten and move around in, it would probably add even more bulk to her, uh, silhouette. Hagrid would look more elegant than Amber in a winter coat. Cute outdoor stuff doesn't come in her size, and she can't stuff her many slug segments into the wrong size when the item is not stretchy.
 
Nope, she only wears cardigans with the odd hoodie here and there when it comes to winter

Those disgusting flats are worn all year around, those running shoes she shows herself wearing once in a blue moon aren't even her's from how worn they look plus Amber gives a shit about her "fashion" and the granny cardigans she wears don't go well with sportswear

Doesn't KY get any snow? She can't stay indoors during a pandemic that will kill her, then I don't see her staying indoors during winter so she doesn't risk slipping on ice in those slippers and cause a dent in the pavement
 
Thx homie. My fault

Not specifically Amber but I've looked at a fridge/pantry before and wondered how quickly would a 600 lb-er empty it out.
Or alternatively, would they cry because there's no processed shit? Like cheesy potato Kelly cried at the brussel sprout.
At the pace our Gorl fuels herself she seems to be outta feed every few days. Evidenced by their need to grocery shop about every other day. 6 to 7 thousand calorie average is more than a typical family’s consumption. All go-een into one dainty gorl. Blows my mind.

Nope, never any coats, gloves, boots, or any winterwear. She does, however, use a dedicated car blanket and acts as if it's the most normal thing in the world. What? You guise don't have yer own car blankets? Sheesh.
And- fat bitch never gets cold. Most might get a bit chilly even in the summer with the AC set on "arctic tundra" and nine industrial fans blasting at us, but not Al. She's well insulated.
Lol omg, I forgot about her car blanket. That’s the oddest thing & she thinks everyone has one. Lol. Like who even is she you guise
 
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I'm enjoying the Lexington actual luxury apartment saga. I think Eric and Ricky slightly bridled her hoarding/impluse shopping/money spending habits. Now, without present, immediate shame, she is free to enjoy the splendors of a metropolis. Not to mention the proximity to stores that LIVE for idiot trash like ALR. BUY THE WURLD GORL
 
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Why?? Why???
Who does this when they have a significant other?!
Becky is supposedly the love of her life!!
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Even typed "Uh"
to force-feed everyone her fat rolls​
 
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We know she is sucking up her cheeks to make her face less round.

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Isn't that fatphobic? She loves to blast her Haydurs, but she is doing a lot to hide her imperfections with these selfies. No stomach. No lagys. No wings.

Just chest fat squeezed together, sucked up cheeks, duck lips, and filter.
 
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Why?? Why???
Who does this when they have a significant other?!
Becky is supposedly the love of her life!!
🙄

Even typed "Uh"
to force-feed everyone her fat rolls​



This is what we get for asking her to get a new bra. now she'll be shoving it in faces every video and pic. you can still see the side of her face with the zit scab thing.
 
We know she is sucking up her cheeks to make her face less round.


Isn't that fatphobic? She loves to blast her Haydurs, but she is doing a lot to hide her imperfections with these selfies. No stomach. No lagys. No wings.

Just chest fat squeezed together, sucked up cheeks, duck lips, and filter.
UP NEXT: Amber get lip injections!
isn't it funny how she literally cant fit her whole body in frame? the only reason that crevice isn't to her chin is cus shes laying down and squishing that shit together
 
Nope, she only wears cardigans with the odd hoodie here and there when it comes to winter

Those disgusting flats are worn all year around, those running shoes she shows herself wearing once in a blue moon aren't even her's from how worn they look plus Amber gives a shit about her "fashion" and the granny cardigans she wears don't go well with sportswear

Doesn't KY get any snow? She can't stay indoors during a pandemic that will kill her, then I don't see her staying indoors during winter so she doesn't risk slipping on ice in those slippers and cause a dent in the pavement
Can confirm, KY does get snow but only briefly and generally in small doses. Day time temps aren't exactly freezing temps either, it gets cold for the "south" but you can easily get by without an ACTUAL winter jacket here - especially where she is now. It will hit the teens or feel like its below freezing for a few weeks here or there but that's it. Average temp for winter is in the 40's during the day, but the weather can be fuck all in Kentucky. Christmas 2019 it was 70 here. Honestly she kind of fits in, because most people either start bundling up like its below zero when it hits 50 or the completely ignore the weather entirely and wear shorts, flip flops and a tank top as they walk into walmart to get bread and beer during a snow storm.
 
Was she trying to say ugh! In the picture and misspelled it as uh? I cannot fathom why anybody would just write uh over their breasts in a selfie without so much as a punctuation mark to clarify what the fuck she means. Uh..... wtf ALR? Uh? What? Uh!!!!!!!! Ugh, you disgust me with your attention whoring.
Uh no thanks.
 
Was she trying to say ugh! In the picture and misspelled it as uh? I cannot fathom why anybody would just write uh over their breasts in a selfie without so much as a punctuation mark to clarify what the fuck she means. Uh..... wtf ALR? Uh? What? Uh!!!!!!!! Ugh, you disgust me with your attention whoring.
Uh no thanks.
I think she meant, “uh”, as in “um? How do I look this good?” Narclynn is at a loss for words and is stunned by her own reflection. She can’t believe how good she can look (to herself), completely disregarding the reality (as usual) that it’s only due to filter magic and even with that, she’s only slightly less unattractive and still a deathfat.
 
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