🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Sorry for DP but I bet Becky is really loving these vague and angsty tweets about lost love mysteriously coinciding with D&D's engagement, and if that doesn't warm her clogged and engorged heart (or if she just can't read) then Amber retweeting slutty pics of Miley Cyrus, who unlike Becky does not resemble a bloated digit of the human hand, surely must. Maybe I'm just thinking wishfully because I desperately want a new gorlfriend/saga, but it seems to me like Beetus and Butthead are having some relationship issues, or are about to, especially considering the recent altercation with the true heirs to the British throne Becky's yokel kin. No matter how you feel about Becky, posting this bullshit on twitter is very cruel of Amber.
 
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Becky is a slug with no backbone or ambitions in life. She will stay with Amber until death. She’s that fucking insecure and lonely. If they break up it will be because Amber has a found a more suitable replacement in anywhere but Kentucky.
 
Hamber tries to make it like a big deal she drinks water because she's fucking diabetic and doesn't want to admit it.

Except every one knows. I wonder if she realizes her denying being diabetic is just a farce and humor for every one else?
 
Queen Kimberly said:
Her lack of self awareness always surprises me, it shouldn’t at this point. But Amberlynn manages to still find a way.
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"my doctor doesn't want me doing keto" I smell some bullshit. There is not doctor in their right mind that would look at a 600 pound woman and tell her to her face that low carb is bad for them. She just doesn't wanna give up her massive amount of rice and orange chicken, though I can see her spin that orange chicken is low carb some how.
 
Queen Kimberly said:
Her lack of self awareness always surprises me, it shouldn’t at this point. But Amberlynn manages to still find a way.
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For me, the funniest thing is that not only can she STILL not pronounce it properly, but she cant even spell it. Even after all that research. At least she's spelling it in a way closer to the pronunciation.
Optavia? Opta via? Octavia? Optavio? Octpavia? It's a mystery to everyone.
 
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For me, the funniest thing is that not only can she STILL not pronounce it properly, but she cant even spell it. Even after all that research. At least she's spelling it in a way closer to the pronunciation.
Optavia? Opta via? Octavia? Optavio? Octpavia? It's a mystery to everyone.
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That's because she's actually referring to Emperor Augustus' sister, Octavia the Younger.
 
Hecate14 said:
Can someone paint me the most realistic and most likely portrait of the inevitable break-up? Necky instigates because of familial pressures? ALR thinks she could find a saucier power lesbian?
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Late cos Life, but...

Albert finally does one waffer-theen Subway mile-long too many and explodes. Thumbo makes endless sad vidjas about her dead goorlfren whilst continuing her own alarming expansion rate, in the background of which we see Rickie labouring to scrape the blubberous mess from the walls in between strangling chickens, cooking, housework etc. The ElectroMuppet tells us about it 654,886,256,986 times and is generally neither use nor ornament.

Then Thumbo explodes.....Rickie scrapes the blubberous etc etc. ElectroMuppet's hair eventually realises it can no longer withstand the mess beneath it, leaves in the dead of night with a single bottle of conditioner packed in its suitcase, and carves out a quiet but happy independent existence for itself in a small country town where it is welcomed into the community and finally healed, through a combination of assisting the elderly and making macrame basket thingies. Muppet tells us about the Day My Hair Emancipated 765,356,975,245 times.

Lardhog Day est finis.
 
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Queen Kimberly said:
Her lack of self awareness always surprises me, it shouldn’t at this point. But Amberlynn manages to still find a way.
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Amber said:
I can't do everything.
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Gorl, you can't do anything.

Dainty600lbGorl said:
"my doctor doesn't want me doing keto" I smell some bullshit. There is not doctor in their right mind that would look at a 600 pound woman and tell her to her face that low carb is bad for them.
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If her doctor told her not to do keto, it's because her doctor knows she won't stick to it.

And she won't. The great thing about keto is how it keeps you satiated. That feeling freaks Amber the fuck out, and she'll eat anyway, because she doesn't eat for hunger. When she was on Phentermine, she kept taking her blood pressure to get herself worked up enough to get a high reading, and used that as her excuse to quit. Most recently, with Optavia, she used the calorie count as her excuse. I'm not sure what excuse she'd come up with for keto, but she would come up with one. Bet all the orange chicken in the world on that.
 
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When AL told the story of her doctor wanting her to join the weight loss thing everyone at the Dr. office was doing for the new year she said it would be lower carb. The doctor might of said no to keto but she said lower carb, so if AL is so concerned with what her doctor wants her to do she should of did the weight loss at the Dr.'s office. She even offered free monthly weigh ins. I know Amber isn't telling the entire truth there with her doctor cause something is up that every diet that AL mentions the doctor tells her not to do. The Dr. could of atleast referred her to a nutritionist by now.. if one is too low calorie or low carb just tell her to bump it up slightly instead of telling her not to do it at all.
 
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Is this the answer to where our gorl and her lardslave are going for their vaycay? A crossover with the drippy-eyed fagget would be top notch.
 
Nicado Avocado is one of the most toxic, fucked-up people I have ever seen on YouTube. Ofc Amber is friends with him. (I am 75% convinced they are still trolling her.)
 
I hate when she says :
"weight watchers WANTS me to eat blah, blah, blah"
"my health coach WANTS me to do blah, blah, blah"
"obese Mr Beast WANTS me to have this many calories"
You have gone to these people asking for advice. I'm sure they don't want or care about what you do, IDIOT!
 
literally low-key said:
I hate when she says :
"weight watchers WANTS me to eat blah, blah, blah"
"my health coach WANTS me to do blah, blah, blah"
"obese Mr Beast WANTS me to have this many calories"
You have gone to these people asking for advice. I'm sure they don't want or care about what you do, IDIOT!
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She always takes whatever she's been told is the maximum calorie allotment and turns it into "I must eat this much every day". Willingly eating less than the number she's been told not to go over never crosses her mind.
 
She always takes whatever she's been told is the maximum calorie allotment and turns it into "I must eat this much every day". Willingly eating less than the number she's been told not to go over never crosses her mind.
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she only does that with weight watchers points tbh. If she is dealing with kcal , she takes the ammount adviced then goes "omigod it's just to high guys , am scurd" proceeds to pull an arbitrary number out of her ass, usually a good 500 to 1000 kcal less (couse what is following advice anyway?) . Then offcourse goes over that number and proceeds to just keep eating as usual while blaming the poor moron who gave her advice in the first place.
 
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When AL told the story of her doctor wanting her to join the weight loss thing everyone at the Dr. office was doing for the new year she said it would be lower carb. The doctor might of said no to keto but she said lower carb, so if AL is so concerned with what her doctor wants her to do she should of did the weight loss at the Dr.'s office. She even offered free monthly weigh ins. I know Amber isn't telling the entire truth there with her doctor cause something is up that every diet that AL mentions the doctor tells her not to do. The Dr. could of atleast referred her to a nutritionist by now.. if one is too low calorie or low carb just tell her to bump it up slightly instead of telling her not to do it at all.
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That's the thing about big AL. She worried about her health in one direction. She's worried about too few calories messing with her metabolism but too many is fine. Gorl's disordered.
 
I have a new theory about Amberlynn and why she's so obese. It goes like this: so brain in human body uses significant amount of calories each day. Different sources give different numbers, but let's say brain burns 20-30% of resting body's calories. Hamber actually eats normal amounts of food, but her brain is so underdeveloped and she's so incredibly dumb that her brain burns only 0.1% of resting body calories. So, while other humans burn calories by just thinking, in Amber's case all those calories go right into fat storage.
 
Based on her latest video and various social media posts, she seems defeated and like she's basically given up. As if everything is outside of her control. That comment, "everyone dies," makes me wonder if she's just decided to go ahead and die, too.
 
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