🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She's actually not pulling the no-shampoo thing out of her ass. A lot of cheaper shampoos have harsh chemicals that can be rough on certain types of hair, like the kind that tends to be dry and frizzy. However, if you tend to be a real greaser like Amber, there are gentler shampoos without sulfates that you can use a couple of times a week ("low-poo" instead of "no-poo"). But honestly she's got a lot of grease in there that any old shampoo multiple times a week would be helpful, especially anti-dandruff shit.
 
Ann Berlin said:
She's actually not pulling the no-shampoo thing out of her ass. A lot of cheaper shampoos have harsh chemicals that can be rough on certain types of hair, like the kind that tends to be dry and frizzy. However, if you tend to be a real greaser like Amber, there are gentler shampoos without sulfates that you can use a couple of times a week ("low-poo" instead of "no-poo"). But honestly she's got a lot of grease in there that any old shampoo multiple times a week would be helpful, especially anti-dandruff shit.
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Yeah, as long as you're showering daily, you can theoretically get away with not shampooing (and/or just conditioning) every single time. Depends on a lot of things, like how much styling product you use, the state of your hair (dyed, etc.), the weather, etc. etc. etc.

This is all moot, though, because she sure as fuck doesn't shower every day. I sincerely doubt it's once a week, either. She seemed to imply that, but I think that she's just so far gone that she thinks that showering weekly is fine so that's the lie she's gonna tell.
 
Plus the more naturally straight your hair is the less time it takes for your hair to become oily. People with really curly hair often deal with dryness because it takes so long for natural oils to get saturated all the way. So her saying she only needs to wash her hair once a week is a huge lah. ORIBE often sells their shampoos at that price ($100).
 
So I was watching a random video from our gorl this morning and I came across something particularly disgusting. In this video https://youtu.be/uGF-2jgxrCM?t=960 (timestamped to relevant part because its almost fucking forty minutes long). Amber talks about how when she was in her "bisexual phase' she gave three brave youths handjobs. One in a crowded movie theater (how fucking classy) and the big one the other two AT THE SAME TIME.

Our gorl then goes on to talk about how she "kinda enjoyed it" but she loves "girl's bodies, and voices". I always wondered if big Al was a real lesbian (like Becky and Destiny seem to be) or if she was gay for convenience. It just seems so odd to me how she seems to have some kind of fixation on men (describing herself as boy crazy, saying that other's bf's were looking at her, etc). Do you guys think our gorl is a bonafide lezbo or that she's aware short boyish butch dyke beasts are the closest she'll get to a non feeder kink man?
 
Necky wants to be Eric so bad, an exceptional faggot who sits around the house all day while their spouse works. Only thing is, Rickie has a job with benefits whereas AL has shit and Eric and Rickie are married.

Eric and Necky and AL the trio of Kentucky wastes of space.
 
xenomorph said:
Necky wants to be Eric so bad, an exceptional faggot who sits around the house all day while their spouse works. Only thing is, Rickie has a job with benefits whereas AL has shit and Eric and Rickie are married.

Eric and Necky and AL the trio of Kentucky wastes of space.
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Considering Becky's health issues (high blood pressure/depression), she shouldn't have quit her job until Amber had purchased health insurance and married her.
 
BossGiovanni said:
So I was watching a random video from our gorl this morning and I came across something particularly disgusting. In this video https://youtu.be/uGF-2jgxrCM?t=960 (timestamped to relevant part because its almost fucking forty minutes long). Amber talks about how when she was in her "bisexual phase' she gave three brave youths handjobs. One in a crowded movie theater (how fucking classy) and the big one the other two AT THE SAME TIME.

Our gorl then goes on to talk about how she "kinda enjoyed it" but she loves "girl's bodies, and voices". I always wondered if big Al was a real lesbian (like Becky and Destiny seem to be) or if she was gay for convenience. It just seems so odd to me how she seems to have some kind of fixation on men (describing herself as boy crazy, saying that other's bf's were looking at her, etc). Do you guys think our gorl is a bonafide lezbo or that she's aware short boyish butch dyke beasts are the closest she'll get to a non feeder kink man?
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Well that 100% confirms it for me that she's a dyke out of convenience
 
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Considering Becky's health issues (high blood pressure/depression), she shouldn't have quit her job until Amber had purchased health insurance and married her.
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These fat dykes can't even commit to a thought much less anything remotely resembling anything responsible. Look how they live their lives, move around like gypsies dead relationship one after another just so they aren't alone.
What a life you have Necky, she really thinks we are jealous of her life :story:
What a third grade insult. UR JUST JEALOUSS OF MUH LIFE
Also with how defensive she got when someone asked why isnt she working further cements our theory of Becky only staying with AL to be 'kept'
Get. A. Grip. Get some therapy or will Mama Moneybags AL not approve that expense?
I dont know who the fuck she fooling with that shit, even AL I dont think believes Becky is happy, why would she? She hates Becky more than all of us since she is the one abusing her.
To be frank I think she treats her partners like shit because she knows deep down shes a shit person and somehow they deserve it for staying.

If AL is rolling in it why not just pay the mortgage for everyone! She clearly thinks she is loaded, remember when AL complained saying 'this girl spends money like it's nothing' and Becky became a tantrum throwing toddler quickly retorts "WELL I HAVE BEEN WANTIN TA GO TO THAT STORE BUT WE NEVUR DEW'
Yeah Necky, you love AL you love her wallet is more like it.
 
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Vaguetweet of the day. It looks like she misses Density, but considering she's always been pathetic, any partner is eligible.
 
More 600 lb life fatty. It's fucking uncanny and it's creeping me out. Most unrealistic part is that this woman can wear jeans and actually get into a car to drive and walk more than 10 feet. She's just a taller version of AL when it comes to her weight which is why she can get around more... temporarily.
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Poor Amber, her life is so hard.

She should hop on YouNow and let it all out.
 
Strine said:
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Vaguetweet of the day. It looks like she misses Density, but considering she's always been pathetic, any partner is eligible.
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Definitely Destiny. Now that shes engaged , Big AL finally realizes what she lost and tries to vaguetweet to shows that she misses Dustin ?
Thats fucked, both Al and Dustin are in relationships.
 
edibleBulimia said:
Definitely Destiny. Now that shes engaged , Big AL finally realizes what she lost and tries to vaguetweet to shows that she misses Dustin ?
Thats fucked, both Al and Dustin are in relationships.
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That must make Becky feel great. :roll:
 
God damn AL is such a cooze. Not that I lose sleep worrying about Thumby but jeez dude, she can see that shit ya know. Although this is pretty par for the course for her at this point, I am always shocked that some one with so little life prospects can treat other people so shittily with such reckless abandon. Every Thumb has a limit GORL!
 
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