[2021 May 14th] Mass Effect Begathon - "Mortgage Effect"

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What will the begathon tips goal be?

  • <=$500

    Votes: 12 3.7%

  • $501-$1000

    Votes: 11 3.4%

  • $1001-$1500

    Votes: 25 7.7%

  • $1501-$2000

    Votes: 44 13.6%

  • $2001-$3000

    Votes: 89 27.6%

  • $3000+

    Votes: 142 44.0%
  • Total voters
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SERFnTERF said:
I believe he claims that he changed his name due to "losing a bet".
But a few days ago, he was telling someone that he is "always right" and that's why he is OmnipotentSwagginz. I like to think he just realised that he didn't know what the word meant and changed it out of embarrassment.
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Next name should be ImpotentSwaggins, am I right?
 
Ikonick said:
Next name should be ImpotentSwaggins, am I right?
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BullprepperSwaggins

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Didnt even make it to the 1000 goal to change the vest, then thanks for chat for letting him even though nobody said it was alright.

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Hope they can shill out another 1k to get that platnium vest.
 
What the fuck?

I just tuned in to see how many thousands of dollars he is at, and it's just over $600.

He's only got a few hours left retards, pony up the real cash. Go into debt for Phil you selfish cunts.
 
Gramh said:
At this point, DSP should worry about his future as a content creator only being able to wrestle ~700 from his tards after leaning in as hard as he possibly can on them.
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Nah he's not frantic enough which means one of two things:

A) he never needed anywhere near $3k so he's not panicking that he's nowhere near hitting the goal and is just gonna milk his pigs for a few hundred more than a normal day - great success

Or B) he's got some big donations coming up and he's playing it cool as to not giving us grubby cunts any tears to lap up.

He's lucky his addiction is to Oily Roid Men and not poker as he's the most transparent man I've ever seen and he'd be rinsed on the first hand.

As an additional comment, imagine being one of his ATMs and he messages you to say 'hey come give me a fuck load of money but do it at the end so that I can get other dickheads to give me more money first' and your response is 'sure, sounds great' instead of 'no, fuck off'.
 
Phil's greed is simply out of control. If he set the goal to $1k he would have hit it already. Unless he has a pre-arranged whale tip coming, the $3k goal has only hurt him.
 
_XXIII_ said:
A) he never needed anywhere near $3k so he's not panicking that he's nowhere near hitting the goal and is just gonna milk his pigs for a few hundred more than a normal day - great success
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The only reason I voted $2001 - $3000 in the poll is because it's more than what he would reasonably need for mortgage/taxes.
And by more, I mean atleast double.

Phil has been on the home straight since early this week. Maybe 1/4 of his goal today is viable, but the rest is just being Phil being a cheeky little nigger.
 
Dread Pirate Retard said:
Phil's greed is simply out of control. If he set the goal to $1k he would have hit it already. Unless he has a pre-arranged whale tip coming, the $3k goal has only hurt him.
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How so? He has exceeded his tips goal for the day by 200 dollars already, and I'm pretty sure some 1k tips are gonna come before the stream ends.

The only way you see any of this is "hurting Phil" is if you genuinely believe he needs 3k otherwise he FUCKING DIES.
 
He basically said the Citadel area isn't "super interesting" and would "be more engaged" if he hadn't already played the game before and because he remembers most of it.

So the game you decided to do a marathon for in order to pay your mortgage and taxes is a game that has a slow narrative segment early on and you've already done twice... Business degree in-action :stress:
 
_XXIII_ said:
Nah he's not frantic enough which means one of two things:

A) he never needed anywhere near $3k so he's not panicking that he's nowhere near hitting the goal and is just gonna milk his pigs for a few hundred more than a normal day - great success

Or B) he's got some big donations coming up and he's playing it cool as to not giving us grubby cunts any tears to lap up.

He's lucky his addiction is to Oily Roid Men and not poker as he's the most transparent man I've ever seen and he'd be rinsed on the first hand.

As an additional comment, imagine being one of his ATMs and he messages you to say 'hey come give me a fuck load of money but do it at the end so that I can get other dickheads to give me more money first' and your response is 'sure, sounds great' instead of 'no, fuck off'.
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It's definitely B. It wouldn't shock me if he already has the 3k and he's just getting the whale to hold off on the donation until he's sure he has squeezed everything possible from the other retards in his chat.
 
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