[2021 May 14th] Mass Effect Begathon - "Mortgage Effect"

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What will the begathon tips goal be?

  • <=$500

    Votes: 12 3.7%
  • $501-$1000

    Votes: 11 3.4%
  • $1001-$1500

    Votes: 25 7.7%
  • $1501-$2000

    Votes: 44 13.6%
  • $2001-$3000

    Votes: 89 27.6%
  • $3000+

    Votes: 142 44.0%

  • Total voters
    323
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In all seriousness, he couldn't of picked a worse game to "marathon".
Most of it is running between buildings and navigating dialogue cutscenes. Nothing about it is engaging, exciting or entertaining in a streaming context.
Phil is completely out of touch with what his viewer base actually wants. It’s very easy to understand, but nope everything has to be done his way. And he expects money to just flow in, that’s why his streams are carried by people that literally don’t care about what’s happening.
It’s clear that Phil has never known poverty, if he was actually poor he’d bite the bullet and marathon himself raging at shit like Bloodborne for 8 hours. Instead we get this autism of blearily talking to 12 year old NPCs no one remembers as we just wait for people to pay up.
 
In all seriousness, he couldn't of picked a worse game to "marathon".
Most of it is running between buildings and navigating dialogue cutscenes. Nothing about it is engaging, exciting or entertaining in a streaming context.
Were he any other streamer, you would be correct.

But he's Phil. He picked exactly the right game because his priority isn't being entertaining, it's having an easy stream.
 
I still cant believe that these assholes both 2 copies on day1 just so she can play when it released... instead of waiting one day till he not plays it.

AND HE BEGS FOR MONEY. This pisses me off really.

I'm certain that Kat's copy she purchased herself because DSP is very hyperfocused on making sure that she has her own money and life within the goutmansion.
 
Remember when he said he could swap vests every 100 dollars?

Now he is at 500 and he says he would swap a vest AT 1000dollars!
 
Kudos to all of you who guessed $3000. Considering how much money he made this week I naively thought pig roach would ask for like 1500-2000. But $3000? LMAO. I love his grift/scam, it is totally shameless.
 
Phil is completely out of touch with what his viewer base actually wants. It’s very easy to understand, but nope everything has to be done his way. And he expects money to just flow in, that’s why his streams are carried by people that literally don’t care about what’s happening.
It’s clear that Phil has never known poverty, if he was actually poor he’d bite the bullet and marathon himself raging at shit like Bloodborne for 8 hours. Instead we get this autism of blearily talking to 12 year old NPCs no one remembers as we just wait for people to pay up.
Were he any other streamer, you would be correct.

But he's Phil. He picked exactly the right game because his priority isn't being entertaining, it's having an easy stream.
This is why I don't see the tips going much beyond where they're at now.
Even if you're a dipshit whale, you're going to feel that this doesn't warrant any substantial kahtributions. If he was playing a game where he was sucking, dying and raging, atleast you'd feel you're getting something for your money.
 
Imagine your whole personality revolving around liking a specific reptile..

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I'm certain that Kat's copy she purchased herself because DSP is very hyperfocused on making sure that she has her own money and life within the goutmansion.
The degree to which he takes that is a pretty good indicator to me that Phil is keen on keeping her in the dark when it comes to how much money he actually makes.
 
The degree to which he takes that is a pretty good indicator to me that Phil is keen on keeping her in the dark when it comes to how much money he actually makes.
But all she needs to do is go to his channel when she knows he's streaming. How can he hide it? If he's lying to her about his income, then I guess he could be downplaying everything else but Twitch.

Yet more evidence to make me believe that she's a few hay bales short of a stable.

Edit: snowkarl_ banned AGAIN????
 
"I hate having to do this ok *snort* but we're going to move the vest goal to $1500 and gunnar glasses to $1000 because I'm gonna be honest here *belch* whew excuse me, we're not seeing a lot of support right now and I HAVE to make it at least to the halfway point on the tips goal or I lose my house. I just got a $4 tip from anonymous, saying 'Try putting out better content and you'll hit the tips goal'. Well, like a child you all expect me to do more for you when I've worked so hard making sure that Polish Frog put those emotes on to Better Twitch TV, because you're a bunch of spoiled brats that can't enjoy my mature content and interactions with the people who are supporting this stream. Here I am, willing to stall out making progress in what Twitter tells me is my favorite game of all time and letting you give me $3000 and you expect more like little babies whining 'Oh Phil talk to chat' or 'Please play the game seriously' or 'Try making jokes about things!' I've had enough, and I'm just going to start banning people"
 
Trying to prevent a divorce and spousal support saga no doubt
More like not wanting to find out how much money he has spent on wrestling jpegs. Can't possibly be so deep into an addiction if he doesn't make enough money to, after all.
But all she needs to do is go to his channel when she knows he's streaming. How can he hide it? If he's lying to her about his income, then I guess he could be downplaying everything else but Twitch.

Yet more evidence to make me believe that she's a few hay bales short of a stable.
She's either dumb or waaaaaaaaaay smarter than Phil, and doing a really good job of hiding it because she's actually conning him.

But I'm leaning on the former because of what her life was like before finding him.
 
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