[2021 May 14th] Mass Effect Begathon - "Mortgage Effect"

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What will the begathon tips goal be?

  • <=$500

    Votes: 12 3.7%

  • $501-$1000

    Votes: 11 3.4%

  • $1001-$1500

    Votes: 25 7.7%

  • $1501-$2000

    Votes: 44 13.6%

  • $2001-$3000

    Votes: 89 27.6%

  • $3000+

    Votes: 142 44.0%
  • Total voters
    323
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PieceofShet said:
I swear dsp is retarded and it fuckin pisses me off.

He said at least 10 times how good 60fps is, then someone said xbox console can do 120fps and he is like "i dont think it makes much difference".
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TO be fair to DSP the improvement going from 30fps to 60fps is greater than going 60fps to 120fps.

I say that with a 144hz monitor.
 
In honor of Phil's cult of paypigs I present 'The Last Tipper':



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Salubrious said:
I like that after 11 years of gameplay, DSP can't even create or get a fan to create a highlight package to play during breaks. Just roll the prestream title cards.

Also, did he even bother to turn music on? I can not tell on this restream, but it sounds like he left his audience in silence.
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Dead silence, dead silence for the same reason he rolls the title cards: he doesn't give a fuck
 
Dread Pirate Retard said:
I can't wrap my head around the people who watch Phil ironically but give him money unironically
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Because they are like battered housewives. They know he's full of shit and toxic... but who else on the internet will give them the attention Phil does when they hand him money?

Everybody on Twitch
 
Dread Pirate Retard said:
He's always been a giant Sony dick rider.
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This gen? Yes. But he used to be a 360 fag. Truth is he's just a whore who goes to the best system. Once it clicks in his Neanderthal head that Sony is on the decline and Microsoft is winning he'll throw Sony under the bus just like a paypig past their usefulness.
 
Red Bistro said:
It takes so little thought.

1. DSP is departnered from Twitch.
2. DSP won't be getting Twitch subscription payments anymore.
3. DSP is holding an emergency begathon to cover the difference.
4. DSP will still be departnered from Twitch next month.
5. ... then what the fuck are you going to do? Another 4 digit begathon next month?

Fucking mind-boggling.
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I only mean that in the context of DSP world where for some reason even though his lush spending habits of $5k a month prior to bankruptcy can't be managed with the money he's already made the last two weeks alone purely from tips not to mention Patreon and his pending Youtube payment and he's not even halfway through the month and he's doing seemingly fine making bad math average $300 a day simply isn't enough for reasons we're too dumb and childish to understand and he needs to hit at least $12k-$15k a month or better just to be stable. That extra $7k a month is going towards Scopely until DSP explains out how otherwise because it certainly isn't going to taxes or he'd be in the clear after the 4 months of the start of the year for anything back tax related especially if he's been paying his quarterly federal taxes like he's proclaimed occasionally.

It's just the gobbledygook disconnect to get from where DSP is to where DSP says he is and it's frankly fascinating that he staunchly defends this practice even after no longer having the noose of credit card debt around his neck by not putting even the slightest bit of effort into what he calls work, even this very much needed marathon of his reeks of stalling and low effort and he even had the audacity to start the stream with how busy he's been putting in extra effort to bring things back like emotes that he had Polish slave over or the 10 minute Nightbot command to link to his forum polls for a game list he's curated for his next viewer's choice marathon playthrough regardless of the fact that he's all but wagequit the two prior that are still on his list so he can have chill MLB and Streetfighter sessions, and here people are throwing their wallets at him again simply because he asked them to. This whole mess is a happy well adjusted life to DSP and his paypigs, and it's reaching scripted dark comedy levels of absurd takes on American consumer culture.
 
Is Phil that conceited he thinks on his breaks people sit there listening to the same 5 terrible fan made tracks he's had for the past 5 years? Sat here talking about he doesn't want people sitting in silence waiting for him to come back. What fucking planet is he on?
 
Dread Pirate Retard said:
I can't wrap my head around the people who watch Phil ironically but give him money unironically
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I wouldn't even categorise them as something like hate fans either. If you make voluntary contributions to anyone in any sort of service, regardless about what your true and honest opinion about them is, you are no different from any regular fan that actively supports this moron.

Any time any of these spastics did a "troll cheer" or "troll tip" as Phil says, and had no intention of charging back (even then you could negate charge back factor for this argument, because it could have fallen through multiple times) makes them a fan and supporter of DSP by funding his endeavours.
 
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