[2021 May 14th] Mass Effect Begathon - "Mortgage Effect"

[Mr. Brown]

1 hour in and taking a break, but he's only actually been playing for 20 minutes and most of this was cut scenes.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

The character is supposed to be him? Looks more like a light skinned guy than anything is this what Piggy thinks he looks like? Phil you got your swarthiness not from the Moors that raped the shit out of your fake ancestors back in the 11th century but rather the Mongols that raped your Pollack ancestors in the 14th century arfarfarf.

 

[Crooked 16th]

1 hour in and he has only progressed 15 minutes in game.

Taking his logic from Resident Evil 8's length:
" I don't know why people say this is a 15 to 20 hour game, I mean i finished it in 75 hours so it's probably a 50 hour game"

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Holy fuck, we are taking a break now? Dude played MAYBE 10 actual minutes.

Why are you trying to put his health at risk? You should take a 15 minute break for every hour of screen time

 

[Gramh]

Screw the tips goal, I want to know if we'll hit 100 bans eaten today. Go chat go!

 

[YokuNama]

WHAT A COINCIDENCE.

$150 of tips come in and it didn't pop up and he didn't know until he checked his whale call email before taking a break. If that wasn't a blatant sign he does whale calls I don't know what is.

No more break time because he got a quick boost of adrenaline when he got those tips.

 

[hundredthousand]

He's taking a break from what I would do on my weekend off work; play video games in pajamas.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

1 hour gameplay.

ANOTHER BREAK!

Gotta get those pulls!

 

[UaineRunei]

Are you fucking kidding me? All potential OiC socks/aliases (SilentBob, OneMinuteMan and Nocotoure) tipped but none showed up on screen.
Again, what the fuck is this? lmao

At least now is pretty easy to see what are the OiCs socks accounts!

By the way, none of those tips said nothing.

 

[wahkando]

Are you fucking kidding me? All potential OiC socks (SilentBob, OneMinuteMan and Nocotoure) tipped but none showed up on screen.
Again, what the fuck is this? lmao

At least now is pretty easy to see what are the OiCs socks accounts!

Pretty sure they are not OIC socks

Noco&Silentb are very possibly the same person though.

 

[Salubrious]

Are you fucking kidding me? All potential OiC socks (SilentBob, OneMinuteMan and Nocotoure) tipped but none showed up on screen.
Again, what the fuck is this? lmao

At least now is pretty easy to see what are the OiCs socks accounts!

By the way, none of those tips said nothing.

I'm legit shocked that DSP even acknowledged that those tips happened, although even that might be one step too far for him.

Did DSP forget that he said he was going on break or something?

 

[Frogga]

that mini break into phone check into discovering 3 ”hidden tips” was the weirdest thing...

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

I'm legit shocked that DSP even acknowledged that those tips happened, although even that might be one step too far for him.

Did DSP forget that he said he was going on break or something?

Must've just been a quick break to check his net.

 

[UaineRunei]

Pretty sure they are not OIC socks

Noco&Silentb are very possibly the same person though.

Things is, curiously, OneMinuteMan and SilentBob simply disapeared after OiC became a mod. Now, they are back AT THE SAME TIME with Nocotoure.

And only person that tips doesn't appear on screen are from OiC, that's a fact. I think it happens when he tips from his notebook, that's why he was trying to tip from his cell phone a few weeks ago.

Edit: That was the first time OiC tried to tip from his phone and apparently "StreamElements was messed up":

27/04/2021 8:57:22 PM <%$ onlyicedcoffee: Phil I'm trying to tip on mobile give me a few
27/04/2021 9:08:18 PM <%$ onlyicedcoffee: Did it go through?
27/04/2021 9:08:41 PM <%$ onlyicedcoffee: @darksydephil did my tip go through?
27/04/2021 9:09:26 PM <%$ onlyicedcoffee: Yeah I think Stream Elements is messed up
27/04/2021 9:09:42 PM <%$ onlyicedcoffee: @snout_vacuum yes
27/04/2021 9:10:05 PM <%$ onlyicedcoffee: @jakileez Yes through my phone
27/04/2021 9:15:17 PM <$% onlyicedcoffee: @darksydephil sorry it took me so long to tip btw. it took my like 15 minutes to get it to work on mobile lol.

So, it's directly from your bank account huh. Maybe that's why it's not appearing on screen? (I know he meant the subs, but still...)

14/05/2021 10:48:16 AM < normalnotodd_: @苦しみ I'm sure you know around how much the sub portion was Kappa
14/05/2021 10:48:43 AM <% onlyicedcoffee: @NormalNotOdd_ I mean yeah considering it was coming from my bank account I know how much I was spending Kappa

 

[BepsiLight]

"Look at how RPG this game is" says DSP as he can't decide which of the 4 bars he should make bigger by one point.

 

[Salubrious]

I like DSP's explanation that he's eating a stir fly with his wife because he needs to sit down and eat something quick.

Whatever happened to pizza? Or is that a violation of his pinwheel schedule?

 

[fuckshitsnake]

I know I'm late as fuck on this in general, but I just can't get over how much of a fucking faggot Phil looks like with all this gaudy shit he puts on for his streams. Gay bar regulars look less like a cocksucker than Phil does here.

Anybody remember how Phil used to autistically screech at the mere notion of putting on his goddamn glasses while streaming whenever people suggested it throughout his begacy? And then we see just how fast that gets memoryholed and he's perfectly content to engage Four-Eyes Mode when he can slap a dollar amount on it. Sell that dignity harder, pigroach.

Just like how we use holidays to remind ourselves of the highlights of our lives, I use begathons to remind myself just how fucking huge of a greasy filth pile Phil is. Tis the season, fellas.

 

[wahkando]

Things is, curiously, OneMinuteMan and SilentBob simply disapeared after OiC became a mod. Now, they are back AT THE SAME TIME with Nocotoure.

And only person that tips doesn't appear on screen are from OiC, that's a fact. I think it happens when he tips from his notebook, that's why he was trying to tip from his cell phone a few weeks ago.

yes but OMM has still been tipping regularly, while SilentBob/Noc are more rarely used sock accounts.

Something's up for sure anyway.

 

[Salubrious]

Is he complaining that the enemies take too many shots to kill on Veteran difficulty? Is that basically "normal" or am I wrong there?

 

[Phil the Salesman]

All these old whales making an appearance feels like DSP is doing some non-profit style mass emails asking for their support in these desperate times. Honestly wouldn’t surprise me especially if he has access to all their emails from PayPal.