[2021 May 14th] Mass Effect Begathon - "Mortgage Effect"

[Xenomorph]

And you just know he is gonna be a huge sandy vagina about romancing anyone.

 

[Mr. Brown]

Prediction of the marathon:


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phil after getting 1000 from onlyicedcuck

How many tips goals does Phil have to miss before he will just piss himself on twitch for $200?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Have to be $1000-$2000, since someone on here said it best: begging for all that money just to play Mass Effect of all games?

 

[PieceofShet]

I can only imagine his face whenever theres a scene with miranda's ass, covering his face. I swear i sometimes phil is a faggot who married as a cover for being said faggot.

They fuckin censoring out those ass scenes. Really pathetic. I was waiting for this but im not supporting this change. I can live without this edition. Back to on.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

They fuckin censoring out those ass scenes. Really pathetic. I was waiting for this but im not supporting this change. I can live without this edition. Back to on.

I may not care for ME2 but there was no real reason to remove that optional part of the games. Romances were something you had to go out of your way to do and not mandatory. 100% survival for the suicide mission or not. They already released a "legendary edition" in 2014 with all 3 games in a bundle that are unedited for PC/Playstation/Xbox.

 

[TheTractor]

No fucking way it's under 1000$, with the out of this world begging the last couple days, expect MASSIVE amount of entitlement.

 

[I am vomit]

They fuckin censoring out those ass scenes. Really pathetic. I was waiting for this but im not supporting this change. I can live without this edition. Back to on.

Agreed, I was excited until I saw censorship. I'm not even attracted to Miranda, butt I still think it's bullshit to take it away from people who are.

 

[Xenomorph]

Agreed, I was excited until I saw censorship. I'm not even attracted to Miranda, butt I still think it's bullshit to take it away from people who are.

Fil is ghey he has no need to see a womans ass!
if he was secure in his heterosexuality he would romance a man in the game.

 

[Alcatraz]

I'm bored already just thinking about this snoozefest.
Is Phil so completely devoid of creativity that every self-proclaimed genius idea he has is a marathon fundraiser? Can't he come up with a single unique event?

That would require him to do more than the minimal effort needed to play the game. Nothing interesting like playing it on Insanity, quirky or strange builds, taking teammates he might otherwise never use, or even dedicating his run on one alignment.

Nah. Just slowly bumbling his way through the game and achieving the bare minimum. Y'know, like the rest of his life.

 

[Forbidden Math]

And you just know he is gonna be a huge sandy vagina about romancing anyone.

No, he'll go the gay route again.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Ohh it's hardcore begging season already is it?

This is a new world. This is ultra hardcore begging season. #uhbs2021 (s/o snort burnell)

 

[tomstone]

5k.

He'll use bankruptcy papers to show how 10k is the amount with which he can get by. Two weeks at 400$ put him halfway there, so if he gets 5k that day he "can be safe for the rest of the month day".

 

[Balr0g]

Agreed, I was excited until I saw censorship. I'm not even attracted to Miranda, butt I still think it's bullshit to take it away from people who are.

I wonder if they censored the sex scene in Me1 where a naked butt could be seen for a few seconds (you know that was the BIG controversy about the original ME1). Now I am waiting for Jack to be a shemale so Femshep can have some fun with her too. God damn I had these times.

And the tips goal? Simple It' over 9000!!!!!! The begging meter is not high enough to measure his level of begging. Just like the low limit dosimeters in chernobyl.

 

[gh0stzero]

For me, the real question is whether he'll make it off of the Citadel by the end of the stream. I'm leaning towards no, but expect him to get close.

Tbh. I'd be surprised if he makes it out the character creator.

 

[Pargon]

No, he'll go the gay route again.

He'll clown the fuck out about it, too. Bet.

"Huhooo, hay gaiz remember when I accidentally ( ) hooked up with Steve last time?! I wonder if they changed anything for the remaster?" *bites every nail off his fingers while his Shepard mirror image snogs a black dude*

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

-Phil brainstorms ways to incentivize people paying him. Ideas have been: downloading BTTV, updating his Patreon rewards, or move to a different website. Since being departnered, Phil has put in zero effort to any of these solutions, and has outright chastised people for asking him to follow through, instead demanding money UPFRONT for things that should be bringing in money on their own.

Here we have a business degree holding mature adult who, for some reason or another, cannot fathom the concept of Attraction Marketing and USPs. God forbid that he would implement products/services in an attempt to garner more interest - products/services that he has been told by his customer base directly to implement, drastically negating any risks or need for market research. God forbid that he would not offer unique perks/rewards/products/services for his Patreon tiers which demonstrate what makes him unqiue and why his viewers should pledge to him versus another streamer.

In reality, BTTV will cost him $5 a month. If it doesn't work out or he moves over to YouTube in a month - he's lost $5.
In reality, updating Patreon rewards would take less than 30 min - removing outdated text and rewording his tiers to apply to his current circumstances, just as a place holder until he can figure out what he wants to do for perks.

What University did Phil even graduate from? Was it one of those for-profit institutes? How did this man study a subject for 4 years that applies directly to his current "job", yet seemingly know nothing about it?

 

[JPG]

In reality, BTTV will cost him $5 a month. If it doesn't work out or he moves over to YouTube in a month - he's lost $5.

Uh no, you're forgetting the 2 hours of work to find all the emotes and associate them. At Phil's night-stream minimum rate of $100/hour that's going to end up costing $205 all in. That could be money spent on bills instead, nudnik.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

What University did Phil even graduate from? Was it one of those for-profit institutes? How did this man study a subject for 4 years that applies directly to his current "job", yet seemingly know nothing about it?

Fairfield University, Dolan School of Business. It's a private university ran by Jesuits.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

No, he'll go the gay route again.

Not to get this argument going again, but I must admit it does say something the fact that Phil would rather feed the gay rumors than just be a normal human being while playing a video game with adult themes in it. I'm just not sure exactly WHAT it says.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

would rather feed the gay rumors than just be a normal human being while playing a video game with adult themes in it. I'm just not sure exactly WHAT it says.

Philbert has never been a normal human being.
He may have been joking but he did mention he was institutionalized for liking Pokémon during his first Snap 2 stream.