[2021 May 14th] Mass Effect Begathon - "Mortgage Effect"

[Muppetmode]

How much are his quarterly taxes supposed to be?

 

[gaarashatan]

i need that money, i really do. back then i needed it to pay my bills to scopely, but now i actually need that money for my bills.....to scopely....

 

[Mr. Brown]

$3000 tips goal.

$1800 for the mortgage and $1200 for WWE Champions.

 

[Watamelon]

5k.

He'll use bankruptcy papers to show how 10k is the amount with which he can get by. Two weeks at 400$ put him halfway there, so if he gets 5k that day he "can be safe for the rest of the month".

 

[actually]

Reset the poll and added more options, by popular request.

 

[Colloid]

Two grand even.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

2,000 allowance dollars

 

[ZehnBoat]

i would throw in a bet that phil fakes a huge donation and "thanks" the donation in a cringe as fuck over the top way

 

[WolverineGuy22]

$3K goal.

He said he's doing this to make up for the money he was expecting to make from Twitch and his new tip goal has told his audience that he was getting $200 a day from em. So he's now saying he's missing at least two weeks of Twitch monies, that's $2800 unless math is still banned.

Imagine having the audacity to turn on a camera, boot up a stream, and, with a straight face, proceed to tell the viewers that you are looking to raise that amount of money..in one day...before the gameplay even begins.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Phil:
"It's going to be a very special event with a lot of fun, a lot of Mass Effect and a lot of chill gaming!"

Also Phil (immediately after):
" It sucks that I have to do this."

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Ohh it's hardcore begging season already is it?

 

[Pargon]

For me, the real question is whether he'll make it off of the Citadel by the end of the stream. I'm leaning towards no, but expect him to get close.

If he does his "wauw, look!" shit with a game he's played before I'm going to start setting fires in Roblox.

 

[actually]

Ohh it's hardcore begging season already is it?

Never stopped.

 

[Pargon]

Never stopped.

I'm not sorry.

 

[Swirling weeb]

Prediction of the marathon:

phil after getting 1000 from onlyicedcuck

 

[Shabobus]

It would be so easy to throw his whales a bone. Or do anything to add some effort. Let top tipper make a dialog/story decision or something. It's basically what the ME series revolves around.

 

[YMB]

"DOOD, the Reapers are coming you morahns *ssssnnnoooorrrt."

I'm guessing he plays as Commander Burnell and makes all the choices he would make IRL.

Is it true that in a previous play through he "accidentally" got into a gay romance with Steve Cortez in ME3? Because if true that is funny as fuck.

 

[00R-Gundam]

I can only imagine his face whenever theres a scene with miranda's ass, covering his face. I swear i sometimes phil is a faggot who married as a cover for being said faggot.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

I can only imagine his face whenever theres a scene with miranda's ass, covering his face. I swear i sometimes phil is a faggot who married as a cover for being said faggot.

I heard the devs already yeeted those scenes out of the game just for fat faggots like Phil.

 

[00R-Gundam]

I heard the devs already yeeted those scenes out of the game just for fat faggots like Phil.

Sad detractor noises