[2021 May 14th] Mass Effect Begathon - "Mortgage Effect"

[actually]

You know what would be funny if DSP does get his 3k donation but then in response MidFirst wins there lawlsuit against DSP for his other khondo.

I mean, they're going to win because Phil has not put up any defense at all. The only question is whether they try and get any money from him, whether it's the deficiency, the lawyer's fees, or the cost of the appraisal and whatnot.

 

[Fill Bern El]

does anybody have any info on if this is legit or not? i'd love to see this begathon's goal just drastically get increased all of a sudden or we get a part 2 of this next month

 

[Pargon]

"$3000 isn't too much if means we get to own the trolls."

It's not my style to tell people to kill themselves, but fucking kill yourself, faggot.

I wouldn't get too mad. "Remember Poe's Law" should be at the top of every page of Phil's subforum.

 

[fuckshitsnake]

Wait, he's taking a dinner break? Doesn't "marathon" usually imply sustained investment and endurance? Just... taking a dinner break, huh. No other option, can't just have some snacks in the office to help him along.

That's the absolute kicker of this. Phil's way of shitting out videos is perfect for doing an actual marathon and not Phil's "I'm putting in an extra 30 minutes of stalling for tips gameplay but otherwise I'm taking two hours' worth of breaks" marathon. You're hungry and you need to eat? Get your noble steed to order some fucking DoorDash and DSP Tries It that shit when it arrives.

Phil's such a failure that he can't even be Phil correctly sometimes.

 

[Hrothgar]

I won't be owned until Phil's supporters are sucking cock to get $3 to buy a case of ramen for the week.

 

[Private Joker]

$615. Holy fuck people are so stupid. This bozo calls people who don't want him knowing their names mentally ill.

It's true that there is such a thing as failing upwards.

 

[Fill Bern El]

That's the absolute kicker of this. Phil's way of shitting out videos is perfect for doing an actual marathon and not Phil's "I'm putting in an extra 30 minutes of stalling for tips gameplay but otherwise I'm taking two hours' worth of breaks" marathon. You're hungry and you need to eat? Get your noble steed to order some fucking DoorDash and DSP Tries It that shit when it arrives.

Phil's such a failure that he can't even be Phil correctly sometimes.

this is another testament to how shitty his set up is, because DSP can just eat on stream if he's that hungry and not even do a DSP tries it, but his set up is so shitty he'd probably have to twist his body in ANOTHER direction just to eat

I remember CaptainSparklez back in the day just ate a sandwhich on stream and Hikaru just eats sushi on stream while talking and doing what he's doing; what's Phil's excuse? Is he going to drop the food and make it look like he pissed himself again?

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Chat is 95% tahxic right now

 

[Fill Bern El]

Snowkarl and Timbo fighting in chat right now. Amazing.

 

[Michael Richards]

this is another testament to how shitty his set up is, because DSP can just eat on stream if he's that hungry and not even do a DSP tries it, but his set up is so shitty he'd probably have to twist his body in ANOTHER direction just to eat

I remember CaptainSparklez back in the day just ate a sandwhich on stream and Hikaru just eats sushi on stream while talking and doing what he's doing; what's Phil's excuse? Is he going to drop the food and make it look like he pissed himself again?

you know the answer- he doesn't want everyone seeing him playing with his phone the entire time. how many more hours is in this baby anyway?

 

[Gramh]

does anybody have any info on if this is legit or not? i'd love to see this begathon's goal just drastically get increased all of a sudden or we get a part 2 of this next month
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Part 2? You sweet summer child, this is every month now.

 

[Fill Bern El]

you know the answer- he doesn't want everyone seeing him playing with his phone the entire time. how many more hours is in this baby anyway?

I think another hour after he comes back from break? Maybe an hour thirty? DSP was talking about fitting another break in here somewhere "if he needed it" so idk

 

[YMB]

I wouldn't get too mad. "Remember Poe's Law" should be at the top of every page of Phil's subforum.

It's not anger I feel. It's more disgust. It's the same exact feeling I get when I remember there's people who are into scat porn.

 

[fuckshitsnake]

Snowkarl and Timbo fighting in chat right now. Amazing.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I won't be owned until Phil's supporters are sucking cock to get $3 to buy a case of ramen for the week.

Screw that noise, they need to skip dialysis and ration insulin for their GoutKing

 

[Crooked 16th]

Funny how people were talking about the dentist earlier and Phil had to announce in his stream he was going to brush his teeth

 

[Gramh]

It's not anger I feel. It's more disgust. It's the same exact feeling I get when I remember there's people who are into scat porn.

When you feel disgust that there is a paypig willing to toss DSP their life savings, or people who are into scat porn, just travel over to the Zoosadist thread and re-engage with how hilarious this shit is by comparison.

 

[BlackDragoons]

I mean, they're going to win because Phil has not put up any defense at all. The only question is whether they try and get any money from him, whether it's the deficiency, the lawyer's fees, or the cost of the appraisal and whatnot.

From my own personal experience probably all 3 especially since Phil isn't defending himself from this.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

3 more hours, will DSP make it off the Citadel?

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Why does Phil's environment foster such a hatred for Basketball Americans?

*Whale noises*