2016 US Presidential Election Thread 2 - Always Darkest before Don

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Skeealator said:
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"at least?" Like, preferentially you'd have five or six American-born grandparents?
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Trump is of German ancestry on his father's side and Scottish ancestry on his mother's side; all four of his grandparents were born in Europe.
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Why is Ann Coulter trying to disenfranchise her God-Emperor?
 
Emiya Kiwitsugu said:
I don't understand this Brexit meme because the polls for Brexit were tied going into it. It was just the betting markets and pundit class that said it wasn't going to happen.
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Plus the British general election proved that there's a pretty big crisis in British polling in general.

The obvious parallel would be the Republican primaries but every other Republican contender spent the entire season shitting the bed and the party totally failed to respond once it became clear that Trump wasn't just a cutesy joke candidate.
 
Why is it every time I argue with someone in person why Hillary is a piece of shit, it comes down to something like "I can't imagine Melania Trump as the First Lady." At least we don't have to worry about her running for president considering she's a foreigner, and we would get some Joe Biden-grade entertainment with her Engrish. Meanwhile Lady Gaga, who I haven't heard from in years and called Melania hypocritical, performed a free concert in Raleigh, ripping off Michael Jackson like she's Corey Feldman or something. Everybody is trying to get to the exit as Hillary takes the podium.

People are now saying Michelle Obama should run for president because of nonexistent "experience" and sheit. What, being on the board of directors for a shitty food company? So Trump must be extremely qualified!
 
First actual election results out of New Hampshire from the villages that do midnight voting every election

Final results from midnight voting in 3 New Hampshire towns (corr):
- Clinton: 25 votes
- Trump: 32 votes
- Johnson: 4 votes
- Write-ins: 5
 
Null said:
Last Thursday, Geda, aka the "king of prophets," chose Trump as the winner of Tuesday's election by rejecting the banana nearest Hillary Clinton and instead choosing the one on Trump's podium, sealing the deal by giving the Donald's life-sized cutout a big smooch on the lips, AFP reports.
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Eh, probably just confused Trump for a friendly Ourang-Outang.
 
DuskEngine said:
Are these clubbed together or summarized somehow or were there literally 66 votes cast?
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It's just one village that has a retarded tradition of voting at midnight so they can shout "FIRST" like a bunch of obnoxious youtube comment shitposters leaking into the real world.
 
Above all, and any results, I'm happy today marks the end of the fucking election cycle. It's been way too long and I think we're ready to move on.
 
M'Aiden Ty-One joined the group of Agonoids who survived the war they were created by humans for. When humans decided to destroy their "inventions", Agonoids simply fled and promised revenge. M'Aiden soon became their leader. He is ruthless and sadistic like the other and kills 74 Agonoids himself.

Three million years later, the Agonoids find abandoned Red Dwarf and discover there is only one human alive in the space: Dave Lister. The most intelligent Agonoid, Djuhn'Keep, designs the Death Wheel and M'Aiden helps him to transform one part of the ship into it. The Death Wheel would trap Lister and his friends in the center and the chosen Agonoid would be allowed to torture them to death.
 
Dynastia said:
It's just one village that has a retarded tradition of voting at midnight so they can shout "FIRST" like a bunch of obnoxious youtube comment shitposters leaking into the real world.
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That's like wanting to be first in line to be raped with a bad dragon dildo. You're going to be fucked no matter which one you pick and anyone who enjoys it clearly has some sort of fetish.
 
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