03/15 - Phil delves deep - In which we get to hear the backstory

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Graffiti canvas said:
All we need now is another announcement that a headmate has died and some e-begging thrown in and he'll have run the entire gambit.
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Maybe we should start wearing black just in case.

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Going hungry; eats out three meals a day. Estimated average cost of meal is at least ten dollars, not including desserts, alcohol and tips (which I doubt he does). So 30$ a day, seven days a week...
He's just pissing away his money.
 
auroraboreanaz said:
Maybe we should start wearing black just in case.

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I wonder what percentage of his FB friends also follow him on Instagram? It's interesting that he uses FB for eBegging but only posts pics of all the useless shit he buys on Instagram. Like does poor dumb Shelley Kruckeberg know her $270 basically went to Phil buying toy guns and shit on eBay?

It's also great the he's begging for money while his profile pic shows him flashing a wad of cash. :lol:
 
This "I do not want to see or be seen by straight cis people", is it something Phil has formulated himself, or is it some new SJW thing going round? Like publicly declaring on social media that "I do not want to see or be seen by white people", for example?
 
Big Nasty said:
This "I do not want to see or be seen by straight cis people", is it something Phil has formulated himself, or is it some new SJW thing going round? Like publicly declaring on social media that "I do not want to see or be seen by white people", for example?
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It's been around for some time, Manboobiya just caught onto the trend a couple of years later.
I first saw it being shared from a Facebook page which takes screen caps of tumblr posts for people to pass around across other websites.
However, as idiotic as this quote is, Philthy just isn't clever enough to come up with it himself. Some other tumblrite is responsible for that.
 
Ravenor said:
When I did the digging into the Kaliningrad lie when I first encountered it was the first time it really hit home how little Phil knows about anything he claims he knows about most of the ethnic germans in the region where either deported or died when the Soviet Union took over the region.

Also Haskins in an English name, it's mostly around Bristol. She does have some German ancestry but it's on the her uterineal line and about 2 / 3 generations back from her, so Phil's Great Great grandparents.



It's amazing what you can do with that stuff but in lieu of that genealogy is all we can do.
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Lol you know Phil's uterinal line, you need a vacation @Ravenor, remember what they say about when you stare into the abyss too long..
 
John Webster said:
It's been around for some time, Manboobiya just caught onto the trend a couple of years later.
I first saw it being shared from a Facebook page which takes screen caps of tumblr posts for people to pass around across other websites.
However, as idiotic as this quote is, Philthy just isn't clever enough to come up with it himself. Some other tumblrite is responsible for that.
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It's from OKCupid
 
Ravenor said:
When I did the digging into the Kaliningrad lie when I first encountered it was the first time it really hit home how little Phil knows about anything he claims he knows about most of the ethnic germans in the region where either deported or died when the Soviet Union took over the region.
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Honestly, I'm more amazed Phil found out about it in the first place, as Phil's interest in these things tend to be rather shallow and superficial. It's sort of like his random interest in the Beothuk. I can't help but wonder if Phil has gotten lazier, or maybe dumber, since then. It seems like he does less and less research into his lies.

Also Haskins in an English name, it's mostly around Bristol.
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Oh, so I guess he could have some darkie blood in him. Or slaver ancestry, which, frankly, would be almost as hilarious.

Syaoran Li said:
I'm an idiot, that's how.

But to get back on topic, Phil's mental gymnastics to avoid being labeled a cis white male (when he so obviously is one) is an exercise in ridiculous futility. I don't understand why he has to bend over backwards to tell himself he's a Latina trans woman (when he's obviously not) just to score non-existent brownie points with the SJW crowd that at best, begrudgingly tolerates him and outright resents and hates him at worst.

As I said in the other thread, he was happier as a clueless autistic bisexual white kid who was obsessed with anime and only a standard liberal rather than some Anarcho-Communist fake Latina trans woman. He was still an idiot and his life wasn't that great, but it was paradise compared to his current life.

Identity politics have made Phil's life a living hell.
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An entire generation of SJWs, to be honest. I mean, I suspect most of them would be losers anyway, to be honest, but a lot of them are just dumb, impressionable kids who think its cool to be Native American or whatever. And yeah, it is, but there's nothing wrong with being white, or straight, or Jewish, or gay, or whatever. I mean, Vikings, Spartans, Polish Hussars, French Foreign Legionaires, Huns and Normans are every bit as cool as Comanche, Seminole or Lakota, but I digress there.

I think most of them will come around eventually, but some of them (like Phil) ruin their lives chasing after some fleeting sense of self-satisfaction, or accolades from anonymous internet weirdos. If your entire identity is based on blending in with them, then you are a sad, sad man indeed.

John Webster said:
It's been around for some time, Manboobiya just caught onto the trend a couple of years later.
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As is usually case.

Also I find it funny that SJWs believe in racist, sexist crap like not sharing stuff with straight white men. I mean, seriously. If you don't want to share with someone because of their race, ethnicity, religion, sex, gender, whatever, you're being a bigot. How obvious do they have to be not to see that? Fuck, I'm not even white and I find it offensive (though, to be fair, I don't really want SJWs sharing their bullshit with me because... well, it's utter crap, but that's beside the point).
 
...Phil's a bit of a case, but it's honestly sad and tragic that he made up his own imaginary mother... :'( He must be such a lonely boy.
 
Mogambo said:
It's sort of like his random interest in the Beothuk.
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I've never worked out where that came from 100% but from what I have gleaned it was mostly a school project that stuck for a while. He's mostly forgotten about them though and there involvement with Autismlatina.

Mogambo said:
Or slaver ancestry, which, frankly, would be almost as hilarious.
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That would most likely be the case, I could only imagine the chimp Phil would have if he found that out and had some incrotivoutable proof like a statue or portrait hanging in the National Galery of Philip Haskins with a short biography including Land owning banker and plantation owner, who was regularly in the London press for scandals involving many women of a lascivious nature, and the painting just so happened to look exactly like Phil.

That would be fucking priceless.
 
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Ravenor said:
That would most likely be the case I mean hell I've got some interesting ancestry in that area myself but my family owned the ships didn't crew them (I've also got abolitionists in my family as well so I've got that going for me). But I could only imagine the chimp Phil would have if he found that out and had some incrotivoutable proof like a statue or portrait hanging in the National Galery of Philip Haskins with a short biography including Land owning banker and plantation owner, who was regularly in the London press for scandals involving many women of a lascivious nature, and the painting just so happened to look exactly like Phil.

That would be fucking priceless.
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BRB, off to the National Archive.
 
Mogambo said:
Honestly, I'm more amazed Phil found out about it in the first place, as Phil's interest in these things tend to be rather shallow and superficial. It's sort of like his random interest in the Beothuk. I can't help but wonder if Phil has gotten lazier, or maybe dumber, since then. It seems like he does less and less research into his lies.
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Gonna have to powerlevel here again and point out that Prussia is apparently one of the most popular characters in that Axis Powers Hetalia animu, which is apparently where 90% of Phil's self identity comes from, he obviously felt a need to tie himself to this character without interfering with his communist trans whatever self image. Or maybe he did some really cursory wikipediaing and discovered one of the most famous Kings of Prussia was a likely homosexual who had love affairs with Voltaire.

t. grandchild of Refugees from Konigsberg and Memel
 
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