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🤮 GrossAnna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities, munches to avoid getting a job
I was kinda wondering the same about the gelatine, absolutely exceptional addition if you want a LIQUID drink. Then i read "peppermint-flavoured liquid stevia"...
I did not know that such an abomination even existed, who the fuck wants their coffee to taste of peppermint-anything?! Seriously, this sounds like one of her most vile concoctions, the added coconut oil adds the final injury to that assault.
Peppermint mocha coffee is actually pretty delicious if you like the combo of mint and chocolate. The mint and cocoa cut the coffee taste considerably and it ends up tasting like mint hot cocoa made with extremely dark chocolate, like one of those fancy 85% cacao bars. Huge amounts of stevia, gelatine, and cocoanut oil would make it one of her typical noxious brews, but the basic idea is pretty ace.
If you had something just generate completely random recipes it would be better even if you had it add sawdust to engine grease and top it with a handful of screws and washers.
I wonder..... there are substances you can add to liquids to thicken them (usually in nectar or honey thick). It is used for patients that cannot easily swallow thin to normal liquids due to advanced Alzheimer's, or peristalsis (usually given to people that purge).
So the gelatine thing is gross if she's just adding standard gelatine powder to her bevs... but there is the supplement gelatine hydrolysate that is pretty commonly used for like protein source, bone and gut health as it's basically pure collagen. It, in theory, dissolves in cold liquids so is easily added to smoothies and what not. I remember it was pitched to me as a non-full-of-shit 'natural' protein shake (with a cup of tard cum, a raw egg, honey and cinnamon blended with ice) - sounds like an Anna recipe but actually wasn't too bad.
In practice it's more like psyllium husk/Metamucil in that it dissolves, sure, but if you leave it sitting for more than a couple of minutes you come back and your liquid is now a solid.
TL;DR - collagen is one actual protein source that might actually do this skelly some good, but it's still rancid gross shit and her recipes are bad and I would not have ginger sex with her.
Anna has specified that she is using this product from Vital Proteins - it is just normal beef gelatin sold as a supplement. This brand markets their hydrolysate product as "collagen peptides." She just doesn't know or care how to make food that most people would find appealing.
And on that note...
This evening, Anna updated her blog with a way to ruin your leftover Thanksgiving turkey - just add a very large volume of a very low calorie filler ingredient and mix it with a sweetened non-dairy yogurt alternative! Swap out the turkey for some sort of NOTurkey, and you'd have a "Fit Vegan Ginger" classic. Anna still has no idea how much food normal people eat when they sit down to a meal.
In real life, one is advised by the USDA to discard leftover refrigerated Thanksgiving turkey after no more than 4 days, owing to the risk of listeriosis. It is a good thing that Anna, with her "CF-related weakened immunity," almost certainly didn't eat a bite of this crap.
The other person who lives in my house is a crunchy hippie munchie like our friend Anna and she mixes that overpriced vital proteins shit into like everything she drinks because she's dying of "leaky gut syndrome." She has allowed me to try it for science. It smells and tastes like what it's made from – a barnyard animal. I mixed it into very strong coffee and it tasted like very strong coffee that a hog rolled around in for a while.
So is there actually any benefit for people who are actually sick, besides that it's protein? If Anna actually had something wrong with her digestive system other than she starves and abuses laxatives and possibly induces vomiting, would this benefit her in any way other than the obvious? I tried to search for it being used to treat the symptoms of CF but even the woo sites are mum on that. I guess because most woo-believers are idiots who are stupid/desperate people who are actually sick and get taken in by ~natural~ cures, or stupid people who become convinced they're sick because natural effects of aging scare them, but not munchies who fake a fucking fatal disease.
Speaking of that, this is one of the weirder things about Ginge imo. if she claimed she had some made-up crap like "leaky gut" or even something real like the ever-popular Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome and adjacent diagnoses, she could get attention and starve herself without having to be on a crash course to death. Even munchies who fake a fatal disease generally give themselves an out, like they fake some rare cancer but then they can go into remission when they want. Anna is faking a disease that doesn't go away, doesn't get better, and progresses until it kills the person. The fuck is her end game here? Is she just really that bleak to be like "well I'll fake this until I die of starvation and then Earth Daddy can blame it on CF to avoid the shame"? It looks like she faked it to her IRL friends and family so it's not just a matter of shutting off social media. She either has to admit she's not really sick (which I doubt she will if she won't even admit she's starving on purpose - witness the entire subculture of eating disordered instagram to see how much ana-chans like to openly show off) or die.
The other person who lives in my house is a crunchy hippie munchie like our friend Anna and she mixes that overpriced vital proteins shit into like everything she drinks because she's dying of "leaky gut syndrome." She has allowed me to try it for science. It smells and tastes like what it's made from – a barnyard animal. I mixed it into very strong coffee and it tasted like very strong coffee that a hog rolled around in for a while.
So is there actually any benefit for people who are actually sick, besides that it's protein? If Anna actually had something wrong with her digestive system other than she starves and abuses laxatives and possibly induces vomiting, would this benefit her in any way other than the obvious? I tried to search for it being used to treat the symptoms of CF but even the woo sites are mum on that. I guess because most woo-believers are idiots who are stupid/desperate people who are actually sick and get taken in by ~natural~ cures, or stupid people who become convinced they're sick because natural effects of aging scare them, but not munchies who fake a fucking fatal disease.
Speaking of that, this is one of the weirder things about Ginge imo. if she claimed she had some made-up crap like "leaky gut" or even something real like the ever-popular Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome and adjacent diagnoses, she could get attention and starve herself without having to be on a crash course to death. Even munchies who fake a fatal disease generally give themselves an out, like they fake some rare cancer but then they can go into remission when they want. Anna is faking a disease that doesn't go away, doesn't get better, and progresses until it kills the person. The fuck is her end game here? Is she just really that bleak to be like "well I'll fake this until I die of starvation and then Earth Daddy can blame it on CF to avoid the shame"? It looks like she faked it to her IRL friends and family so it's not just a matter of shutting off social media. She either has to admit she's not really sick (which I doubt she will if she won't even admit she's starving on purpose - witness the entire subculture of eating disordered instagram to see how much ana-chans like to openly show off) or die.
Her “out” is she has a super-rare mutation of CF which is why it wasn’t noticed until a few years ago and she has zero lung problems. It’s laughable but instead of super rare cancer that goes into remission when convenient, she has super rare mutant CF no one else has.
No we don’t have any verification and it’s one issue I’m most curious about. I lean to them having no idea she posts this stuff or at most they know and chalk it up to being part of her twisted eating disorder/ mental illness and don’t confront her on it.
I thought there was some text message chain where she was texting her parents about her CF treatment. Maybe that's another munchie. And, well, I guess that's not really proof given how easy that is to fake.
Didn't her employee bio at the health nut have CF nonsense in it?
No we don’t have any verification and it’s one issue I’m most curious about. I lean to them having no idea she posts this stuff or at most they know and chalk it up to being part of her twisted eating disorder/ mental illness and don’t confront her on it.
I tend to think that she manipulates them with education and religion to keep the ED alive. But she couldn't manipulate them if they knew she was outright lying to people. That doesn't fit with WWJD.
I expect she’ll just claim CF was yet another misdiagnoses when she tires of it, and it’ll be replaced with a new, trendier disease to justify her disordered eating.
She has no issue with backpedaling- she’s done it with vegan living, several products, and a few of her weirder dieting trends- so I doubt this will be any different. She’ll just mask it with deathly woe to shield herself from criticism.
Anna, who claims to be a writer, wrote a sentence that would imply that it was the turkey sandwich that cuddled with aunt Karen.
As for Anna's parents knowing about her claiming to have CF, we have no proof of them knowing, but at the same time, she has them and her sister on Facebook and her blog and Instagram are public and under her own name. Looking at her Facebook account now, she made at least one public post where she mentions having CF. Lydia liked it.
Her parents probably don't Instagram and maybe they don't use Facebook too often, but Lydia surely does. Besides, it'd be quite gutsy of her to claim to have CF so openly everywhere and just hope they won't ever hear about it.
We do, actually! Anna has bragged to dad in a screenshot about getting goodies for completing surveys being a perk of CF. I will be damned if I can find it though.
Anna has specified that she is using this product from Vital Proteins - it is just normal beef gelatin sold as a supplement. This brand markets their hydrolysate product as "collagen peptides." She just doesn't know or care how to make food that most people would find appealing.
And on that note...
This evening, Anna updated her blog with a way to ruin your leftover Thanksgiving turkey - just add a very large volume of a very low calorie filler ingredient and mix it with a sweetened non-dairy yogurt alternative! Swap out the turkey for some sort of NOTurkey, and you'd have a "Fit Vegan Ginger" classic. Anna still has no idea how much food normal people eat when they sit down to a meal.
In real life, one is advised by the USDA to discard leftover refrigerated Thanksgiving turkey after no more than 4 days, owing to the risk of listeriosis. It is a good thing that Anna, with her "CF-related weakened immunity," almost certainly didn't eat a bite of this crap.
3/4 cup almond yogurt: 140 (It was hard to find a calorie count for this - I went with one 5.3oz serving of Kite Hill unsweetened plain almond yogurt.)
2 T dijon mustard: 18.6
lemon juice: 6
Garlic, dill, salt, and pepper are negligible amounts.
Grand total: 376.6 calories
It's low calorie, packed with fillers, and frankly the entire dinner is so bulked up with cucumber that it seems unlikely that even a non-disordered eater would be able to finish an entire portion of it.
3/4 cup almond yogurt: 140 (It was hard to find a calorie count for this - I went with one 5.3oz serving of Kite Hill unsweetened plain almond yogurt.)
2 T dijon mustard: 18.6
lemon juice: 6
Garlic, dill, salt, and pepper are negligible amounts.
Grand total: 376.6 calories
It's low calorie, packed with fillers, and frankly the entire dinner is so bulked up with cucumber that it seems unlikely that even a non-disordered eater would be able to finish an entire portion of it.
Visual wise, this isn't the worst thing she has slopped together. If it wasn't put together by her, I would have mistaken it for some sort of salad like casserole. But then you look at the ingredients and realize how much of a waste it all is. Her use of yogurt in everything is appalling.
Visual wise, this isn't the worst thing she has slopped together. If it wasn't put together by her, I would have mistaken it for some sort of salad like casserole. But then you look at the ingredients and realize how much of a waste it all is. Her use of yogurt in everything is appalling.
Today, I brought a couple of teenage boys to my home and invited them to drink a shitting potion.
Put that way, it not only seems like a poor idea from a sanitary perspective, but also like I definitely ought to be in jail forever.
Actually, my little cousins had agreed to give a fair and unbiased review of "Peppermint Mocha Delight," from the perspective of those who are always ravenous and will eat any food regardless of quality.
First, we set out the ingredients:
Off to a good start!
After blending it up as per Anna's instructions and pouring it into a mug, "Peppermint Mocha Delight" had a robust and frothy surface layer that supported a visually-appealing swirl of cinnamon.
Its texture was less appealing, being what one might charitably call "silky" or, less charitably, "slimy," like a cheap brand of eggnog with a lot of artificial ingredients.
Unfortunately, the big one chose this time to decide himself too grown to show off by eating disgusting things. But the little one was all in, wearing a sport coat and doing a full-on sommelier impression.
Here's his review:
"It punches you in the face with mint, and then it turns around and kicks you with a stevia aftertaste that sits on your chest and teabags you once it's taken you down. You hardly notice the cinnamon, coffee, or cocoa powder but somehow the beefy wet dog smell of hot gelatin comes through unabashed. Extraordinary. I rate it - hmm - four turds out of a possible five. For a flawless score, it would need a garnish of fish oil pills. Some fishy burps would really round out this whole flavor journey."
This is what the cup looked like after a sip was taken.
The coconut oil almost immediately began to separate out of the drink, forming unpleasant oily beads on the surface of the hot liquid.
Nobody wanted to pound back an entire serving of this stuff to see if it really made them poop, so the mostly-full cup of "Peppermint Mocha Delight" was set aside.
As it cooled, it almost immediately began setting up into thickened goo that split into snotty chunks when stirred or swirled.
The little one declared this to be, "Coffee jelly, but the devil made it. In Hell's Kitchen. He's going to sell it to hipsters out of a food truck on 9th Avenue. They'll buy anything if you tell them it's 'artisanal.'" The scenario played out as the devil moved into a storefront, received a negative, yet amusing, review in the New Yorker, encountered difficulties with a shady landlord seeking to bring in a more lucrative tenant, and was mysteriously shuttered by the health department shortly thereafter, ending with, "If you enjoy tuning into content like this, bringing you stories from your neighborhood, please remember listener-supported public radio as we enter this season of giving."
This kid is a trip. Man, we should do these shitty reviews more often.
Speculation ensued as to why the creator of this recipe did not simply prepare a normal, non-satanic coffee jelly to enjoy alongside a normal mug of hot cocoa instead of...."you know how hagfish make buckets of snot to deter predators? Who made this? Did a hagfish make this?" When I pulled up a picture of Anna, the big one looked over and said, "Oh, it's some anorexic lady. This all makes sense now. She probably, like, takes a little sip off the top, waits a while, and throws the rest out because it 'went bad.'"
We let the "Peppermint Mocha Delight" sit in the fridge for a while, but it never set up firm like a normal coffee jelly.
Having failed kitty inspection, it is destined for the compost heap:
F
Now, for the autopsy: I don't eat gelatin, but I do cook with it for other people. It's kind of an alchemical ingredient! One quickly learns that not all forms of gelatin are interchangeable in every recipe, and one of the easiest ways to end up with a gel set failure is to cut down on the specified amount of sugar. In solution, sugar competes with gelatin for water, so less sugar means more rapid gel formation but a softer set. "Peppermint Mocha Delight" isn't a beverage you could sit and sip on - as soon as it's cool enough to drink, you'd have to knock it back in one go, as this sugar-free abomination rapidly achieves a very unpleasant snotty texture.
Anna did not whip up a fresh batch of "Peppermint Mocha Delight to illustrate her blog post, instead recycling an image she previously used to depict a "S'mores latte" made with flavored bone broth powder.
At one point, she showed a version of this recipe, entombed in cinnamon, in her Stories. This same mug appeared in a subsequent Instagram post, barely touched. I've zoomed in on it below. Despite the layer of cinnamon, you can see a snot rope that formed as the beverage sat and set.
In conclusion, a round of applause for my lovely assistants. [JEB]Please clap.[/JEB]
tl;dr: This stuff is terrible and Anna is almost certainly not drinking any of it.
For what its worth, coffee with grass-fed butter and/or coconut oil has been making the rounds lately as some sort of energy boosting and fat burning potion. People call it "bulletproof coffee" or just "keto coffee" as it is popular with people on that particular diet.
I think the idea is that it supposedly makes your body more likely to burn fat throughout the day or some bullshit like that. Anna could be drinking it for the purported fat burning capabilities as well as making herself shit.
Assuming she actually drinks it, that is.
