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This is old but Egad declares victory over the farms. You got mentioned @Husky
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Let's go synth sissies, we got the nomination, now to bring the trophy home!
 
umseriously said:
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Egad is trying to be the white savvy guy lol.
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I really hate this type of video. Some ugly faggot just talks in front of the camera for the entire video with literally nothing else going on. There are thousands of these posted every day. The only one who can actually get away with it is moistcr1tikal. Every single one of those soulless fags has zero shame showing their ugly mug to the world.
 
Husky said:
I really hate this type of video. Some ugly faggot just talks in front of the camera for the entire video with literally nothing else going on. There are thousands of these posted every day. The only one who can actually get away with it is moistcr1tikal. Every single one of those soulless fags has zero shame showing their ugly mug to the world.
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40 year old Egad screaming about culture war slop of the month while we get to see his greying hairs, cracked lips and egg-shaped head closeup, truly compelling content!
 
I discovered Synthetic Man last year on Youtube and I was appreciative of his content and the type of long form game review video he puts out. "Based" I thought to myself as I pressed the like button. Recently, however, I heard on mati that this guy might be a little bit sus when it comes to children and that he is a loli defender. "Blast it" I thought to myself, that can't be true, this guy is based and he puts pepe in his thumbnails, surely, this Potter fellow is exaggerating.

Let's get straight to the point. Synthetic Man has been streaming his playthrough of the new Resident Evil game (Resident Evil 9: Requiem). In this game (created by Capcom - if I'm not mistaken, the same studio making Pragmata) there is a little girl character that you have to rescue. This little girl looks exactly like the little girl in the Pragmata trailers. She is a realistic child character (not anime), who looks like a real 7 year old girl participating in a pageant. I didn't know this was in the game but clearly, Synth's chat was expecting it and the anticipation was palpable. Even before the little girl was introduced in the game I started noticing messages in chat referring to a "Pregmata warm up" and some "uh oh", then it happened and the chat erupted in joyful "cunny posting". I started to take screenshots which I share now for your information.

Context: about one hour into the game, you find a little girl (named Emily), wearing a loose white dress, she is of course bare feet (just like the pragmata character) and only half conscious (helpless, if you will). The Character that you play as (Grace) grabs the little girl from the bed that she is on and proceeds to run around the level while carrying the child in her arms in such a position that the legs of the little girl are opened and wrapped around the groin area of the player protagonist. As the player moves around and runs, the little girl is bouncing up and down with the motion of your character, giving you a good view of her exposed legs, feet and passed out face. Oh yes, the little girl is also blind.

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Synthetic Man, smiling ecstatically, is 30 year old.

The reason this poster is saying "more time for uh oh" is because Synthetic Man replayed the first little girl rescue section twice because he "forgot to pick up an important item" and had to reload the entire section (Synth never reloaded the game before or since) - hence giving his chat "more time for uh oh". This was unnecessary as the game provides plenty of little girl carrying sections anyway.
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Something else I noticed is that "cunny posters" like to post crying face emoji when the child is on-screen, because she is "so funny and cute". I learned a lot of things yesterday. Viewers also used "ToT" instead of the crying face emoji but it's the same thing (I had never seen ToT before because usually it's "T_T", but this child is so cute, you have to express the fact that you are crying, literally, with your mouth open so it's "ToT" instead).
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I didn't quite capture the moment but the camera zoomed in on the feet of the child, chat attests to that (there will be more feet posting, don't worry)
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The continuity of the previous shot, more feet posting, people posting little feet emojis because they could see the little's girl feet.
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Here you can see how the little girl is positioned while she is carried across the level. Some more cunny posting. People were also posting grape emoticons in chat - I don't know what this means. I'm not going to assume this is code for "rape" because this is KiwiFarms, a serious news website where we don't make baseless assumptions when we are not sure. So I'm just going to assume this guy just likes grape juice, which is abnormal, grape juice is disgusting.
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Chat is cunny posting to the max. Special mention to Memecentral4494 who makes an observation that the little girl looks "like she is 25" and insert a "smashing" emoticon after this statement. I think we can make a reasonable assumption that this chatter "would smash" the little girl.
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(Emily is the name of the child)
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Here we have a message saying "cunny love", smashing emoticons and a viewer astutely noting that "Pregmata stream will be pure chaos" (they collectively refer to the game as "pregmata" because you know... "prego"). There is a user named CuteNFunnyEnjoyer - something else I learned yesterday, is that "cute and funny", just like "uh oh" - is something that pedophiles use to refer to children they are attracted to. Moving on.
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Something interesting here, memecentral4494 again (top of the chat), this time justifying the "cunny posting" by saying "pixels are not real so you can relax", responding to someone who, like me, was probably a first time watcher expressing concerns about the very obvious pedophilia. The defense went from "it's just anime" to "it's just pixels". I myself posted a comment pointing out the cunny posting and was told (I think by the same guy) that this was "just a joke".
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It turns out carrying the child around kinda gets in the way of gameplay (can't use items) so Synth briefly puts down the child to the dismay of his chat. This is also when I realized cute and funny was a coded expression. Feet posting and cunny posting aplenty. What was Synth thinking?

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"Bouncy" comments are referring to the motion the child makes when you carry her on your waist
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hughjanus sends "cunny bunny" in chat, which I thought was particularly vile.
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FINALLY, after nearly 10 minutes of depriving his chat, Synthetic Man picks up the child again. Lost in a torrent of cunny posting, crying emojis, smashing emojis, grape emojis, harambe 88 asks an otiose question "how old is emily?". She is probably about the same age as Aisha, the youngest wife of the prophet mohammed who was 6 when he married her and 9 when he raped her, which makes this A-ok under sharia. You can rest easy Harambe
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One particularly disgusting comment I have to point out here from a user named Nilm: crying emoji "first person little girl gameplay"... this left me speechless. Think about it, why is he asking for that? Because you are carrying the child in front of you and it is bouncing up and down right in front of your character so if you switched to first person then IT WOULD LOOK LIKE YOU'RE FUCKING HER.
Anyone who tells you "this is just a joke" is the biggest grossest pedophile you will ever meet. They think about it, they goon to this. They make scenarios in their heads and they share these scenarios with the world.

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At this point I @ at Synth and asked him whether he was bothered by the fact that he had so many pedophiles in his chat and the mods started sweeping hard... for about ten minutes, then the cunny posting resumed uninterrupted. I caught the end of the stream on a different device.

This was when the child section came to an end and the child first dies and then turns into a zombie. In the next screenshot you can see the main character attempting to perform CPR on the chest of the little girl which gives more bouncing motion and more physical touching which elucidated the reactions you can probably anticipate at this point
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Notice below a viewer saying "no point letting a good opportunity go to waste" immediately after the child dies on screen and before she turns into a zombie - he means by that he would fuck the dead child's corpse.
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This guy below is letting us know he "would still" (fuck the child) after she turned into a zombie.
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And that is it. The stream ended shortly after the little girl turned into a zombie and was killed by Leon. Synth was "feeling a bit tired" after all this excitement.

So yeah, Josh was right. Again. This guy is a pedo and his chat is 80% pedos lolicon cunny posting. Can't wait for pragmata to be released. Thank you Capcom.
 
Sinner's Sandwich said:
It's not Capcoms fault that pedophiles are allowed to live.
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When you see Resi9 and pragmata back to back, Capcom is a dying company which makes content specifically for pedophiles like Synthetic Man and his audience - so yes they carry the blame. That doesn't change the fact that pedophiles are guilty of what they do but if you make content for the pedophiles then that makes you also a pedophile in my book
 
Perfect Day said:
So yeah, Josh was right. Again. This guy is a pedo and his chat is 80% pedos lolicon cunny posting. Can't wait for pragmata to be released. Thank you Capcom.
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Synth has the general profile of a pedo. Terminally online porn addict, lack of proper emotional control, generally just acts like a slimy faggot.
Perfect Day said:
When you see Resi9 and pragmata back to back, Capcom is a dying company which makes content specifically for pedophiles like Synthetic Man and his audience - so yes they carry the blame. That doesn't change the fact that pedophiles are guilty of what they do but if you make content for the pedophiles then that makes you also a pedophile in my book
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They have no new IPs, and no thriving ones either. Resident Evil has been remakes and key-jingling with breasts for the past few releases, Other than that, it's all remakes and "remember this series? Now give us money". Dying, just like other big games companies.
 
Perfect Day said:
When you see Resi9 and pragmata back to back, Capcom is a dying company which makes content specifically for pedophiles like Synthetic Man and his audience - so yes they carry the blame. That doesn't change the fact that pedophiles are guilty of what they do but if you make content for the pedophiles then that makes you also a pedophile in my book
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None of this is true.

Is Pokemon also content for pedophiles? Dragon Quest? Digimon? Ni no Kuni? They have underage main characters. That would mean every game where you play a child or children are involved is pandering to pedophiles.
 
Perfect Day said:
So yeah, Josh was right. Again. This guy is a pedo and his chat is 80% pedos lolicon cunny posting. Can't wait for pragmata to be released. Thank you Capcom.
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“it’s just a drawing” faggots when the child is no longer a drawing. It’s almost like they’re evil sickos who want to rape kids. (And probably do actively if we’re being honest given the size of his chat)
 
I remember when Synth called A Hat In Time pedophile bait for trannies who want to be the little girl. Lolicons love to larp the old internet, and deflect their pedophilia to furries raping animals, fags grooming children and women wanting to get raped because they were flicking their bean to 50 Shades of Gray (as if that's even relevant now) because they act on their perversions and lolicons somehow don't, they're actually good boys who keep it fictional. They posture themselves as being wholesome and morally rightous defenders of the way things used to be (20 years ago), and they convert idiots like Synthetic Man into believing being a lolicon is based and not another deranged perversion
 
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Perfect Day said:
So yeah, Josh was right. Again. This guy is a pedo and his chat is 80% pedos lolicon cunny posting. Can't wait for pragmata to be released. Thank you Capcom.
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This is disgusting. If there was any "honest mistake" Coby was a paedophile, this is it. There is no forgiving this and many other mistakes he did. Reloading a section only to see a "child's feet", who the fuck does that dude???
Are these people going to use pilpul to justify this?
 
Miller said:
The "he will never be a lolcow" reminds me of an old video he made claiming that Synth was a Christian in spirit despite Synth saying that he is not a believer.
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Why is it always American Christians that say the most blasphemous shit?
 
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