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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

  • Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

    Votes: 46 9.2%

  • Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

    Votes: 60 12.0%

  • Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

    Votes: 82 16.3%

  • Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

    Votes: 162 32.3%

  • Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

    Votes: 19 3.8%

  • Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

    Votes: 27 5.4%

  • One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

    Votes: 55 11.0%

  • Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

    Votes: 51 10.2%
  • Total voters
    502
Solid Snek said:
4. is the most likely, because it also covers "Lou is lying". While I'd love Lou's balls to be gone, he's offered no proof that he was even in the hospital, let alone that he had himself neutered like a housecat.
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I won't fully believe it until he posts a pic of his packed crotch (or whatever they do with it after the basic orchi). He showed his wrapped foot after his last amputation and even worse horrors prior, after all. Or, barring that, his $5 hospital bill that he can't afford after blowing $20 on furry smut.

If he did do it, though--

KingFrampt said:
Will we finally see a less violent Lou now that he is lacking in the nut department?
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--No, but we'll certainly get a Lou with weaker bones. Hello, low T induced osteoporosis!
 
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Lou thanks some beardy vidya streamers for helping him get through "step one of his bottom surgery". I thought maybe they were paypigs, but turns out they're the three distinguished gentlemen from the Repost:
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Imagine losing your balls and recovering by watching middle-aged men talk about a Code Veronica remake, thinking that yes, this is what I'll need when I pay to get my dick chopped off.

Most of the "action" is happening on his I Have No Balls AMA. Here we learn that he is not washing, that his doctor was perfectly happy to take his money ethics be damned, and what Lou is most willing to talk about: his ice packs.
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SPOILERS: the reason Lou can't figure out ice packs without your generous financial support, is because he keeps forgetting to put the ice in the freezer. Send money, please!

Jokes aside, the thing we hear the least about - Lou's lack of washing - is also going to be the most important. Assuming he told the truth about his orchie, which I still don't believe.

ETA: Lou discusses Medicaid and Step Two, en français:
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It's still funny to me that anyone believes, even for a second, that Lou actually went through with it, or was allowed to get that sort of surgery via anything state-sponsored with his level of obesity lmao
 
I'm not shocked Lou didn't go through with it yet. I'm guessing he wants pointless technology that costs a lot of money and is using his "dysphoria" in order to get people to give him money.

Pathetic.
 
Desumorphine said:
It's still funny to me that anyone believes, even for a second, that Lou actually went through with it, or was allowed to get that sort of surgery via anything state-sponsored with his level of obesity lmao
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Realistic said:
I'm not shocked Lou didn't go through with it yet. I'm guessing he wants pointless technology that costs a lot of money and is using his "dysphoria" in order to get people to give him money.

Pathetic.
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We've gone from "Lou says he got the snip but I don't believe him" to "there's no way he got the snip and anyone who thinks so is a giant idiot" to "it is an established fact that he didn't get the snip" in 3 successive posts.

He claims that he has. I'm not saying that he definitely has, but what I am saying is that several posters told this thread that anyone thinking Lou would go out in public dressed as a woman or change his name was some kind of drooling tard and he promptly did both.
 
Spunt said:
We've gone from "Lou says he got the snip but I don't believe him" to "there's no way he got the snip and anyone who thinks so is a giant idiot" to "it is an established fact that he didn't get the snip" in 3 successive posts.

He claims that he has. I'm not saying that he definitely has, but what I am saying is that several posters told this thread that anyone thinking Lou would go out in public dressed as a woman or change his name was some kind of drooling tard and he promptly did both.
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I'm inclined to believe Lou did it, because he's really bad at pretending. (See: stage 1 of the Plural Arc.)

This is also a "someone else does it" rite of troonery. Lou isn't doing voice training, learning to sew or even practicing goffic eyeliner. Lou doesn't do, but he's more than ready to lie down and let the government pay for someone else to do something to him.

Obviously Lou is a horrible operative risk... but look at everything troons have normalized in the last 10 years. When you balance anesthesia for a quick procedure vs. suicide, because everything with troons is "this is harm reduction or else they'll kill themselves," it becomes plausible. We've seen Lou-sized units in the SRS thread, and this is a much simpler procedure than vaginoplasty or mastectomy.

"Ow, my breasts make my back hurt, and I'm menstruatin' like the spawn of Satan."

"Well you gotta lose weight, go to PT, and try and fail some drugs first before we'll deign to cover a reduction or an ablation."

"Hi, I am 18 and any visible signs of womanhood make me sad, no I refuse to discuss social issues or coping strategies."

"Aight, let's run your card and pencil you in for the mastectomy and hysterectomy."

I'm also leaning toward "Lou really had his testicles removed" because he's posting calling it "bottom surgery" now. He's really bad at grifting out of nowhere; it's almost always exaggeration.
 
I am giggling imagining the confused look on the face of any French speaking person.
Lou, "family jewels" is English idiom, and bijoux de famille does not mean "testicles" in French.

I am not familiar with any French slang for testicles, because I never had need to speak about deez nuts.
 
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Lou has graced us with a beautiful video where he rambles about wanting McDonald's DoorDash, He also states that he needs rides to doctor's appointments. The TV is blaring in the background. His teeth are godawful. His voice is the same mush-mouth mumbling that we all know and criticize.

I am now scrubbing my downloads folder of this shit because it took like 3 different websites to download it into a usable video. I really just need to get youtube-dl (or whatever clone we're using now) set up again.
 
People who post videos of themselves talking over a TV that's doing anything other than playing music need to throw themselves in front of a train.

Best Louism:
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If people WANT to, and I wanna make this perfectly clear: If. You. WANT. To. Don't... NEED... to. But if you WANT to, fifty dollars towards [etc.]...
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Nigga, what the fuck would ever make me think I NEED to give money to your broke non-ball-having ass in the first place?? Why are you making it sound like you're doing us some huge favor by not REQUIRING us to give you money? Did they remove your useless frontal lobes when they removed your useless testicles?

Aunt Carol said:
I'm inclined to believe Lou did it, because he's really bad at pretending. (See: stage 1 of the Plural Arc.)
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I'm going to keep saying it until people learn: Lou has neither the brains nor the creativity to sustain a lie if it requires that he keep his story straight for any length of time. This is the guy who's begged for the same space heater at least three times--he's not smart enough to remember that he's already supposed to own a space heater after last winter. Do you really think he's going to be able to remember the details of an orchiectomy he never really had?
 
Desumorphine said:
It's still funny to me that anyone believes, even for a second, that Lou actually went through with it, or was allowed to get that sort of surgery via anything state-sponsored with his level of obesity lmao
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Bro, people twice his BMI get the snip. People with higher BMI and active throat cancer have gotten the snip. They don’t care. The doctors will do it.
 
WelperHelper99 said:
I mean at least there never will be a demon spawn born to Lou of all people
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There wouldn’t have been anyway. Don’t underestimate women. We can spot genetic dead ends
Dieter Laser said:
Bro, people twice his BMI get the snip. People with higher BMI and active throat cancer have gotten the snip. They don’t care. The doctors will do it.
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It’s about anesthesia. It’s the putting you to sleep that’s dangerous for obese patients but if it’s a local anesthetic it’s different.
 
I know it's necessary, and this is the biggest Lou happening in quite some time..
But boy, I really get uneasy reading about / thinking about Lou's fucking BALLS
 
Mountain Dew said:
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Lou has graced us with a beautiful video where he rambles about wanting McDonald's DoorDash, He also states that he needs rides to doctor's appointments. The TV is blaring in the background. His teeth are godawful. His voice is the same mush-mouth mumbling that we all know and criticize.
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1) nice five o'clock shadow, miss
2) that left side of his face is sagging lower than ever
3) he still insists on keeping that unflattering low camera angle
4) this queer ages like a year in between every new video or photo of him. he's old, so very old.
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5) his fucked teeth are old news but his lack of incisors has fucked his bite and jaw. homeboy needs dentures.
 
You just know this sack of shit is going to be bitching about the snow.
 
Mountain Dew said:
Lou has graced us with a beautiful video where he rambles about wanting McDonald's DoorDash, He also states that he needs rides to doctor's appointments. The TV is blaring in the background. His teeth are godawful. His voice is the same mush-mouth mumbling that we all know and criticize.
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I attempted to AI transcribe Lou's video to save everyone from having to watch it, but because he was so insistent on having the TV up louder than he was speaking, the transcription was almost completely useless. So, I basically had to transcribe this by hand. Thanks, Lou!

He makes a LOT of weird pauses, and it's hard to follow, but here's my best attempt after listening to it twice; once to write it down, and a second time to make sure my script was accurate.

Hey guys, gals, and nonbinary pals, it's your favorite trans woman, Ash here. This is for Blue Sky specifically. So, I um... I've been home since Wednesday at 3:00 p.m. And I have been feeling great. Have had some pain, some dull aches here and there. Um, I've gone from my room to the bathroom and then downstairs to our kitchen and then back up carrying food and everything, so, I'm doing pretty good, I think. I've even went outside to get the... the mail and stuff. My mom's not supportive if anyone's wondering. My nephew has no clue.

He's only 11, so I'm not going to... um... Honestly, I don't need anything. I mean, if people WANT to, and I want to make this perfectly clear, if you WANT to. You don't need to, but if you want to. $50 towards Walmart or McDonald's- Sorry, I- the Walmart commercial had shown on the TV and it got into my head, but just a $50 towards like McDonald's for tonight or tomorrow, just to have a meal that I don't have to prepare and stand there and try to prepare for... at least one day.

Um... I mean, it is going to be cold... these next couple of days. I'm trying to prepare for that. I've got my space heater on. I've got blankets. I've got Pokemon plushies left and right to cuddle with. So, I will be out and about, I hope, soon this week. You know, I, I don't want to be cooped up in the house or anything. I know I've got doctor's appointments that I have to get on people for rides... On the 5th and I know I have a ride for the 11th and that's all I have so far. I do have to make other appointments but... we'll come to those as we do. I just wanted to say thank you to everyone that has been supportive over the years and that I love you.
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My favorite part is that he says $50 would cover ONE MEAL at McDonald's :story:
 
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Lou also begged on Toot.
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Lou finds a friend.
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Lou's new pal.
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Retired Navy, if you're wondering.
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Ready to get out there.
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OK, not actually be out there.
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A couple of Reddit replies.
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Bluesky reposts.
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The description on the hidden drawing.
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Mountain Dew said:
it took like 3 different websites to download it into a usable video. I really just need to get youtube-dl (or whatever clone we're using now) set up again.
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https://down.blue/ is a good site for getting MP4 videos from Bluesky.
 
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