🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

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i compiled all my clips into 1 video just for convenience. I am sure there is plenty of gold in there still but this was most of the things i mentally took note of while watching.



edit: this is the new comp with a very important section tagged onto the end.

 
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Preacher ✝ said:
Not necessarily. If they had premarital sex and she accepted communion without going to confession first she also shouldn't have accepted it.
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True I guess if your a really good catholic. Or maybe she did go to confession.
But the priest gives communion to every one on Sunday. What percentage of those people went to confession before mass? Did they really go the whole week with out sinning?
The bare minimum is be baptized, have been to confession at least once in your life, and be a believer. If Tom told her he was once a church goer then its not really on her to tell him not to get communion. I only brought it up because I MISSED the part where he told her he was. I jumped to the conclusion that she was bringing a non-catholic atheist in to get communion.
 
Preacher ✝ said:
What she should do is go to confession and confess her sins, including the sin of accepting communion when she was not in state of grace, then go receive communion properly.

As far as apologizing to the priest, it would be a nice courtesy but it is not a requirement.
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It could be required as penance but probably not due to the fact it may not be logistically possible. Priest could have moved, died, etc.
 
Chris Jacobs-Jaspering said:
this. I am totally willing to believe Tom's weird anti-goon/anti-sex shit is a cover (just look at all the e-girls he follows and engages with social media, openly so) but at what point is it on you if you keep fucking flying out to see the same guy over and over?
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I imagine they see the plane tickets and the McMansion and start to hope they might lock down a rich guy. Like what, there's no normal, single, interested, unabusive guys around you? Lol ok... those guys are just missing $omething though.

But if their stories are true, they already suffered for their mistakes by experiencing all that. Tom is only just beginning to suffer now.
 
deleuzeon said:
I imagine they see the plane tickets and the McMansion and start to hope they might lock down a rich guy. Like what, there's no normal, single, interested guys around you? Lol ok... those guys are just missing $omething though.

But if their stories are true, they already suffered for their mistakes by experiencing all that. Tom is only just beginning to suffer now.
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I hope at the very least that he won't be treating other women like this and that a lot of women will learn some guy scooping on insta for e-girl gash is NOT the person you want buying your plane tickets.
 
Jump said:
But the priest gives communion to every one on Sunday. What percentage of those people went to confession before mass? Did they really go the whole week with out sinning?
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So its not about being free from sin, since that's almost completely impossible. Everyone is committing some level of venial sin most of the time.

Being in a state of grace means you haven't committed any mortal sins since your last confession, and fornication is a mortal sin.
 
Hamadra said:
Why refuse to use it during sex if you use it to jerkoff. Makes no sense to me
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Because he only cared about his pleasure. He didn't want them to enjoy it. Lube for his gooning, no lube for them. Point in fact...
Cronkle said:
“He could only finish from sex if I was screaming and crying in pain.”
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,,,He wants the opposite of pleasure for his partners, to the point he transforms a willing partner into an unwilling one. Like how "little girls" would be to him.
deleuzeon said:
Perverted narcissist for sure, but the girls both said he's bisexual. He wistfully fantasizes about the glistening muscles of other men.
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This guy is one confused fuck. I always knew there was something wrong about him but holy fuck dude, come out of the closet. Spare the women.
Heckler1 said:
The thing that is really say about these girl's stories is that is is not uncommon for gen-z or gen alpha kids to let themselves be treated really poorly in relationships, because they have no positive parental role models for relationships, and have been raised on internet and ipad drama. Very sad indeed.
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It's true, I've seen it myself. Many have no idea what a good adult man is. They've only been shown misogynist abuser stereotypes and male-feminist snakes.
Vect said:
Jesus Christ, what has he become.
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He became what he always was, just unveiled.
 
♪I see them making fun of you on Kiwifarms♪

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Low IQ Doctor said:
Highlights
>5'8
>buying hello kitty and monster high dolls for BPD girls
>HE DOESN'T BOOK THE RETURN FLIGHT
>corner demon
>the dick rag was tinged red
>HE'S A COKEHEAD
>HE'S AN ADDERALL FIEND
>HE ONLY CAME ONCE
>furry ringworm
>he's not the most facially gifted
>literal mansion
>Kai RUINED love for him
>HE KEPT KAI'S CLOTHES
>"first non-BPD girlfriend"
>HE USES LUBE TO JERKOFF
>he wouldn't send her the sex videos
>between March '24 and May '25, he averaged one (1) sexual encounter per month
>"HE COULD ONLY FINISH IF I WAS SCREAMING AND CRYING IN PAIN"
>HE ONLY CAME THRICE
>he's obsessed with destiny
>he watches vids of dude's flexing
>DESTINY WORE A BUTTPLUG AROUND HIM
>HE DID COKE WITH DICK MASTERS AT A MOUNTAIN COMPOUND
>HE DOESN'T RECIPROCATE
>MENTALLY MOLESTED
>he acts like a baby
>he hates being called Turkey Tom
>HE HAS GHOSTWRITERS
>REJECTED FROM CATHOLIC CHURCH
>zyn volcano
>he lives in the kitchen like a house elf

Honestly Shoe should've hit him up before marrying the schizo.
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U really should bring more attention to the ‘little girl’ comments
the girls claimed after seeing them named he exclaimed ‘woah you look like a little girl that’s awesome’
the implications are not good.
anyone who defends this is pedophile coded and Tom deserves the rope
 
Powerhouse of the Cell said:
You could say that this whole Youtuber career out of making videos about dysfunctional people was as a way for deflection.
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I have always liked tom's videos, even when he slowly descended into self-censoring reddit-tier faggotry. I couldn't deal with his streams though, literally just him acting like a fucking 12 year old zoomer trying to be cool to actual 12 year old zoomers with their dad's credit cards.

Any time I see a yt'er who is unmarried constantly shaming people for showing even the slightest interest in sex, I always know immediately that they are building a foundation to deny stuff that will come out about them later, as if its actually going to counter it. This has been seen with many "male feminist allies" and such, as well as people who have absolutely nothing to talk about other than how much they hate loli/shota/pedophiles are very commonly later outed beyond reasonable doubt to like those things/be actual offending/convicted pedophiles.

As of writing this, its always been simply a matter of time before these predictions come true.
 
Tom, if all of this is true and you want to get as much goodwill as you possibly can in this situation.

The best thing you can do at this point is stream yourself or upload a video of yourself, and delete that damn file once and for all.

No need to bother to explain yourself, just delete that file and be done with it.
 
I'm still trying to wrap my head around how degen you have to be to get kicked out of a furry convention.
 
Second girl's story messed me up a bit. Glad Null brought up the serial killer subject. My thought exactly, that's how they start. Sexual sadism and fetishizing rape requires serious medical intervention. Lobotomy perhaps. Destiny gallivanting with a plug up his ass was a nice distraction.
 
W@rui said:
I'm still trying to wrap my head around how degen you have to be to get kicked out of a furry convention.
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I believe the incident being referred to is covered in this video.

Sorry to ruin anyone's fun with this but he probably did NOT get ringworm at the furry convention, he was kicked out for filming and interviewing attendees which the organizers didn't like, even though he claims they gave him permission. Ironically he might've gotten ringworm during the segment at the gym in the beginning of the video.
 
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> Ageplay, catholics having sex before marriage, beatings, gooning to videos of them having sex, hellokitty, "I stayed with im for money", tinder, ED at 21
> This is zoomer dating
Yeah, it's over, I don't even know how to navigate this no more
 
Sorry for the unnecessary post here, but I now can't get this song out of my head now that I am thinking about this. Happened with Leaping Lemur, and it now happened to Turkey Tom.

Well, you may throw your rock, and hide your hand, working in the dark against your fellow man. But, as sure as God made black & white, what's down in the dark will be brought to the light.

 
SirThomasMaloryII said:
Sorry for the unnecessary post here, but I now can't get this song out of my head now that I am thinking about this. Happened with Leaping Lemur, and it now happened to Turkey Tom.

Well, you may throw your rock, and hide your hand, working in the dark against your fellow man. But, as sure as God made black & white, what's down in the dark will be brought to the light.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=npyT6lBkOWA
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🎵 Tell the rambler, the gambler, the night raper
Tell them that God's gonna cut 'em down 🎵
 
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