🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

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Never Scored said:
I admittedly don't know a lot about Turkic Tom outside the interview Null just did, but after looking at some recent pictures the idea that that one girl liked him because he had muscles has me rolling. Holy shit lol. Is that what passes for jacked with 20-year-old women now? He looks 15.
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Some girls don't know the difference between skinny abs on an emo boy and real muscles that a guy worked on 🤔
 
The fact that Tom was right on the precipice of being a literal diaper baby furfag must be the gooner equivalent of just being a necrosis ridden xylazine laced fent addict.

It's one thing if he was always into that from a young age and just never escaped it, but he must of just went no limits gooning to everything under the sun at some point crashing out over his oneitis.
 
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idc if this is autistic but OP the faulty parallelisms in this post drive me up the wall. for example
he was allowed to do things kids his age were able to do: go to school, having fun, and making friends.”
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should be
to do things kids his age were able to do: go to school, have fun, and make friends
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or
to do the same things kids his age were doing: going to school, having fun, and making friends.
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Local Wordmason said:
Even if the Xitter shit was true, we gotta remember. Tom is the kind of zoomer that posts "ironic" shit like that all the time, probably to give himself an out if he says anything that people actually take objection to. The rest of the time it's just funny to pretend to be a degenerate retard on the Internet to terminally online zoomers because they laugh when people take the bait. I call them "schrodinger jokes". They're in a superposition of being serious and a joke until observed. Hurr durr I was just pretending to be retarded type shit. As if there aren't enough people aready doing it earnestly at this point, which just occams razors themselves into looking like a genuine retard instead of it being a joke.
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Oh ok, so Bossmanjack is the least developmentally stunted zoomer. Damn
 
>getting raped by dude who admittedly sleeps around
>Rips their pussies open
>he is admittedly bisexual
>clearly does not care about hygiene
These chicks are extremely lucky they didn't get the HIV
 
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Charnel Ground said:
Sac said that he grew up Catholic but is now an edgy turbo atheist. He probably got First Communion if he bothered to get in line to walk up to receive. The priest probably denied him assuming he wasn't Catholic after seeing how he was a newcomer and how disrespectful he was acting popping zyns and shit.
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For the priest to spot that he's not a Catholic with no one telling him would either be some holy level of discernment or Tom doing everything he can to not follow protocol and stick out like a sore thumb.
 
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