🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

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I'm like 30 minutes behind, but Dick Masterson literally ruins everyone he touches
He’s like that Hollywood failure who then networks a ton, but with streaming because he failed at doing that in Hollywood. I know a ton of streamers who Juju somehow goes to their events.
 
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What's the problem with this one? I can kinda see your points about another features but this specifically is just normal lol.
A lot of women his age are 5'11 or taller. Way taller. Kids get bigger every generation and Tom is apparently some variety of weak bitch whose noodle goes limp at the sight of a 10/10 supermodel if she happens to be able to reach the top of the fridge I guess? Sounds a bit gay tbh
 
I think with this interview, no fucking way he will wait. De Oreo is going to lose yet another friend *sigh*
I feel bad for him. Surely losing so many friends due to degeneracy must have some sort of mental toll. How does one even adjust to this?
 
"I have a dream that one day on the sneed hills of Ruckersville sons of former cows and the sons of former cow-wranglers will be able to sit down together at the table of milk."
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"I have a dream, that one day I'll be able to get an erection without gooning to videos. I'm also bisexual and Destiny sucked my dick for 3 minutes until I could finally coom. Free at last- Free at last." -TomDark
 
That was great! Nothing earth shattering, but good interview. I felt that the motives for coming out were not terrible. Turkey Tom is clearly a bit of a danger and now it’s fully out in public he hopefully won’t start using the “just in case”, and hopefully won’t end up choking some girl to death.
Maybe it's a generous interpretation, but I always inferred that the 'just in case' thing isn't in case they embarrass him on the internet, but rather in case they accuse him of violent crimes and he needs evidence to prove his innocence in court. You know along the lines of
>has consensual sex with a woman on specific day xyz
>films himself having consensual sex with her on specific day xyz
>keeps footage with exif or other data of it in his 'just in case' folder
>some time later woman accuses him of having raped her on specific day xyz
>he gets dragged into court for rape
>he can simply fetch the tape from his 'just in case' folder, with the creation date proving it's from that exact day, and the footage shows them having consensual sex
 
Nick said, "After Tom's responded". Did Tom tell him he's gonna respond, or is Nick just waiting out of blind hope?
Nick said Tom would be insane if he didn't respond to these allegations and would take it as an admission of guilt if he didn't respond. He's been pretty clear about his criteria for cutting Tom off, and not responding to it at all is one of those things.
 
One thing I hope we find out more is what was the whole deal with Tom and the Ellie girl?

We have seen that there is reason to be suspicious of her too with the way she was acting with this whole situation and the whole "hacked" incident.

Super unlikely there was an actual hack considering the dickpic has never gotten out because when actual hacks happen, nudes get immediately leaked.
 
I feel bad for him. Surely losing so many friends due to degeneracy must have some sort of mental toll. How does one even adjust to this?
You live in the commentary slop, you die in commentary slop.
Nick said Tom would be insane if he didn't respond to these allegations and would take it as an admission of guilt if he didn't respond. He's been pretty clear about his criteria for cutting Tom off, and not responding to it at all is one of those things.
The question lies on the time frame. The sharks will be coming for that juicy blood.
 
I watched the interview, i think it was pretty well done from Joshua's side. The selection of questions and timeline was put well and i think both women did a good job telling their stories, especially Sacramento however... there is something off about her, like the fact that she says she isn't well versed in online stuff but then she says he did coke with Dick Masterson sets some alarms that this was prepared in some way. But still i think her story with him being abusive with her during sex is a a bit fucked up.
 
Nick said Tom would be insane if he didn't respond to these allegations and would take it as an admission of guilt if he didn't respond. He's been pretty clear about his criteria for cutting Tom off, and not responding to it at all is one of those things.
Question is when will he draw a limit? A month of no response? A year?
I feel bad for him. Surely losing so many friends due to degeneracy must have some sort of mental toll. How does one even adjust to this?
Online friends aren’t real friends. It’s a very simple metokur adage that’s actually useful.
 
Super unlikely there was an actual hack considering the dickpic has never gotten out because when actual hacks happen, nudes get immediately leaked.
They got sent to his parents, just not into the public.
The wildcard here is if the hackers blackmailing him catch wind of this controversy happening and decide to just say "fuck it" and dump the pics, which could still technically happen, and could possibly rival Commentary's Bowblax Manshehee 1/11 moment if it did at this point.

there is something off about her, like the fact that she says she isn't well versed in online stuff but then she says he did coke with Dick Masterson sets some alarms that this was prepared in some way.
I think it's fair that someone who dated one of the most terminally online zoomers to ever live could and would eventually pick up some names of things and the like, especially considering her exposure to KF for the past however long it's been.
 
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