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DEAD BIRD said:
Where'd he even get this "they dragged a man out of his car and sat on his neck!" from? I haven't seen that personally, but tbf I'm also not keeping up with ICE related incidents because I'm a eurofag.
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i think he's conflating good with george floyd though who the fuck knows
 
DEAD BIRD said:
Then, he says, "if you come into my home, you will be met with lethal force"
Hilarious line, retarded threat to a government agency & a federal law enforcement one at that, because why in God's name would they touch 339? As hilarious as it would be to see Chance deported, he and his family, as far as I'm aware are unfortunately legal American citizens, so why would ICE even bother with them assuming no member of the household is interfering a hypothetical arrest?
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The worst time he could do such a video, now that ICE is all over the news and it's a hot topic among political discussions in the US

Imagine what would happen if this video were to go viral among MAGA boomers. Raxx is toast lol
 
Typhlosion Tuesdays said:
Local archive - Chance went live in the middle of the night to threaten to kill ICE agents "in self defense" if they tried to enter Karen's home that Sally rents. I legitimately have no idea how to process the insanity of this curveball, Chance fighting ICE was not on my bingo card.

I.C.E. IS NOT ALLOWED IN MY HOME.mp4
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"I will not allow an agent of ICE into my home, because if you do, you WILL be met with lethal force"
 
Fishnumm said:
i think he's conflating good with george floyd though who the fuck knows
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That is what I also thought, I think he's confusing three agencies, ICE, the DEA, and the Minneapolis Police lmfao. But he said "nearly killed" so does this imply Rax doesn't believe Derek Chauvin killed George Floyd? Because that's so fucking funny.
souschef said:
The worst time he could do such a video, now that ICE is all over the news and it's a hot topic among political discussions in the US

Imagine what would happen if this video were to go viral among MAGA boomers. Raxx is toast lol
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Oh yeah, this would be real bad for him.
Though, I imagine if anyone watches far enough to see him pull out a sandwich bag of candy wrappers and acting as if it's "makeshift survival gear" they'll just laugh their ass off and realize he's just retarded.
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Fart Finger Joseph said:
LethalForce.mp4
"I will not allow an agent of ICE into my home, because if you do, you WILL be met with lethal force"
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I also forgot, he brandished a fucking sword while saying ICE Agents will be met with "lethal force" and then later goes on to brandish a hammer, albeit a very small hammer.
 
DEAD BIRD said:
That is what I also thought, I think he's confusing three agencies, ICE, the DEA, and the Minneapolis Police lmfao. But he said "nearly killed" so does this imply Rax doesn't believe Derek Chauvin killed George Floyd? Because that's so fucking funny.

Oh yeah, this would be real bad for him.
Though, I imagine if anyone watches far enough to see him pull out a sandwich bag of candy wrappers and acting as if it's "makeshift survival gear" they'll just laugh their ass off and realize he's just retarded.
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I also forgot, he brandished a fucking sword while saying ICE Agents will be met with "lethal force" and then later goes on to brandish a hammer, albeit a very small hammer.
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No WAY he pull out his stupid oni mask saying it would protect him from winter

:story:

We're reaching levels of retardation never seen before
 
souschef said:
No WAY he pull out his stupid oni mask saying it would protect him from winter

:story:

We're reaching levels of retardation never seen before
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Ah yes, the replica of a pre-order item for Ghost of Tsushima. Which is hilarious, because the genuine one is also a shitty chinese piece of plastic shit, with NO insulation and a giant wide open gaping maw that doesn't fit onto his face at all will somehow keep him warm.

:lol:
 
Fishnumm said:
and several firestarters like paper, candy wrappers, tinfoil and cloth.... wait how are supposed to start a fire with those. is chance criminally retarded and confusing tinder with things to start a fire with like matches or a lighter?
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A creepy man with a bag of candy in the middle of the woods :cunningpepe:

The jokes make themselves at this point
 
Fishnumm said:
this could legit be his "BOMB YOU, BOMB YOU, KILL YOU, KILL YOU" larson moment that breaks the camels back and gets him put in jail for federally illegal crimes
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My exact thought when he said it. Someone is gunna report it and he's not gunna believe whichever poor agent gets stuck with him.
 
souschef said:
Living in the woods with not just one chromebook, but two!
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Nothing like keeping easily tracked electronic devices on you in the wild.

I can't get over how fucking stupid this entire bugout plan of his is, any normal person is grabbing shit they'd need. Proper winter/rain gear, water and water filters, a firearm and ammunition, some kind of knife or something, some kind of way of starting fires like a fuckin' lighter, if they're real gucci maybe some body armour or a proper plate carrier or chest rig setup. How would an Army brat who is so into "survival" not think of any of that? A chest rig, a handgun, and a water filter would do far more than two chromebooks, a phone, a bunch of candy wrappers, old ragged cloth, and a fucking shitty chinese replica "oni" mask from a video game.
 
DEAD BIRD said:
Nothing like keeping easily tracked electronic devices on you in the wild.

I can't get over how fucking stupid this entire bugout plan of his is, any normal person is grabbing shit they'd need. Proper winter/rain gear, water and water filters, a firearm and ammunition, some kind of knife or something, some kind of way of starting fires like a fuckin' lighter, if they're real gucci maybe some body armour or a proper plate carrier or chest rig setup. How would an Army brat who is so into "survival" not think of any of that? A chest rig, a handgun, and a water filter would do far more than two chromebooks, a phone, a bunch of candy wrappers, old ragged cloth, and a fucking shitty chinese replica "oni" mask from a video game.
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No machete, lighters, matches, bug repellent...
 
We live in an insane enough timeline that an actual cabinet member of the federal government could have this come across their desk, should it pick up any kind of steam from the current political climate. A very, very astronomically small chance, but a chance nonetheless!

Send the tweet, Mr. President!
 
+1 to the count of times I have said "Ok, he cannot possibly get any dumber."

I love how the little retarded midget who almost died on a 2 hour trip to the mall is talking about bug out bags.
 
DEAD BIRD said:
Oh yeah, this would be real bad for him.
Though, I imagine if anyone watches far enough to see him pull out a sandwich bag of candy wrappers and acting as if it's "makeshift survival gear" they'll just laugh their ass off and realize he's just retarded.
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HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT WAIT

We were just talking for the past how many days about getting Chance to bite down on sticky candy. The fucker is literally giving us a starting point to work with right here.
 
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